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[seakua]

How do you expect me to do good in school when I failed my first assignment in life?

[nekomimidusteon]

being the level up tutorial lady has some perks, like now whenever a new player comes along she tells them the only way to grind their level is to grind against her. funny as fuck to never correct them. watching the heroine who will save the world whimper as she shoots another load against her thighs because she "just needs to get a bit stronger" never gets old.

she doesn't even know she's a secret boss and they unlock penetration options after beating her. she can't wait to see the look on her face after she realizes she could have been fucking her senseless each level instead of pathetically rubbing against her.

[a-random-fruity-sky]

So where might one begin the journey of leveling up?

[seakua]

Based off my likes really blindsided me cause I had no idea what this was gonna be and up until the word load thought this was going a wayyyyy different way.

[stupendiumsoftworks]

You're going to want to watch this in an hours time...

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

watching cowboy beboop for the very first time (no spoilers you hussy) and am disconcerted and disheartened to find out this dummy's name is not in fact Cowboy Bepop

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

REREAD MY POST PAINSTAKINGLY

[seakua]

No spoilers followed by the biggest spoiler I've ever seen. What's the point now in watching.

[sewerfight-deactivated20250114]

Imagine a bee rn in a hive muttering "the beekeeper is not real because he is not intervening or helping me at all with this disastrous relationship I have with another bee". now imagine that's you talking about the good lord. now imagine a dog with a propeller hat on

[xenobotanist]

[61below]

Filing this in my memory right next to this thread:

[flowerbleedme]

is anyone imagining a dog with a propeller hat on

[mollyjames]

Hey guys just a heads up there's a new scam going around where a gnome will disguise itself with orc facts and then steal all your berries. Stay safe out there.

[lokaror]

ORC FACT

got your stupid ass. this is a gnome post. give me all the fucking berries right now

[akihatohnoofficial]

I couldn’t date a tsundere because she’d say something like “I don’t even like you! Hmph!” and then I would run directly in front of the nearest car

[fluxion-fluent]

[spiralbugg]

VAMPIRE PEARLRLRLRLRLRL AHHHH

[evilwizard]

honestly the sacred boar at the center of the world has a definite liberal bias

[yarrow-the-gadgetsidhe]

esplain??

[evilwizard]

it is self evident

[deleitable]

[evilwizard]

wait why would the hog confirm this

[jarmes]

because he's biased but he still cares about truth and acknowledges his biases openly

[evilwizard]

i have an update the boar has been fired from the washington post

[seakua]

[evilsanlang]

it's okay if you as a lesbian want to fuck the straight blonde popstar but you can't be pretending she's a lesbian too girl at least make it a lesbian corruption kink or some shit

[evilsanlang]

"taylor swift is a lesbian" check your house for mold

"I can fuck the heterosexuality out of sabrina carpenter" questionable taste, but much more respectable

[twentybrokenipodclassics]

[shinyobjects]

There's something about how after weeks of treating Pearl like their attack dog or their weapon, the Villies will probably spend the rest of the series trying to kill people in her memory.

If they can't use her as a cannon then they'll raise her as a banner.

[ubercharge]

cloth mother, wire mother, and monkey baby's happy family :)

[ubercharge]

[itsapmseymour]

mimics as synthetic boobs, yes or no?

Would that make them Booby Traps?

[itsapmseymour]

Oh no

OH NO IS THIS WHAT IT FEELS LIKE?

[firesparkprime]

I believe it is sir.

How does it feel to have fallen to your own hubris?

[itsapmseymour]

IT BRINGS ME PAIN AND MISeERY

[drysqu1d]

carbonating you then putting you in a water bottle with a straw

[drysqu1d]

not the. not the right image

[drysqu1d]

i dont think this is a post that needs reblogging actually. if you ask me

[notahorseindisguise]

im not fucking joking i just found a women want me fish fear me hat on the ground

[notahorseindisguise]

it needs a wash bc it was on the ground and i dont trust that but im so excited. best find ive ever found

[megamindsupremacy]

the notes on this post are SENDING me

[zenwinter]

Never thought a skin I made years ago for Pearl would be on the life series, holy hell

Big love and hugs, this was such an insane thing to wake up to. ❤️