Sky’s random collection

20, very queer and neurodivergent

[omegaversereloaded]

Divorce seems to radicalize american men in a way that needs to be studied

[omegaversereloaded]

A divorced american man will join a right wing terror group because he didnt get custody of the kids he didnt take care of at all

[omegaversereloaded]

An american man will have an affair with a colleague, get caught, get divorced, and join isis

[ficklefeatherflaunter]

Intelligent words from @junequeer

[what-even-is-thiss]

As an adult I’ve unlocked some of my dad’s more sketchy personal stories and after hearing them I’m like okay I know that you’re not gay at all but considering that you showed up to a drug deal wearing a pink cardigan and used to dress up fancy to play croquet and smoke weed, I can see how some people used to assume that you were gay.

[beemovieerotica]

remember when this was the craziest thing politicians ever said

[evilwizard]

this could work. we never tried it

[a-random-fruity-sky]

Somehow, I feel like that plan might have issues

[brofisting]

helpful tattoo reminder: they are technically Injuries so u have to eat a lot of calories drink a lot of water and sleep a lot after so your body can Heal The Injury

[brofisting]

another helpful tattoo reminder: the 24-48 hours after you get a tattoo your brain can not be trusted in regards to whether or not you should have gotten that tattoo, if you have somehow ruined your life, if it turned out ugly, etc. ignore that

[brofisting]

finally, while i am at it: always bring a candy bar and a sugary drink to your appointment for blood-sugar reasons (worst case scenario) or so you can have a treat (unilaterally applicable)

[brofisting]

this has been your friendly neighborhood haver of 19* tattoos (assorted sizes and placements)

*not totally sure here. bad at counting

[parasocialanxiety]

Can I just emphasize that not everyone reading this has yet encountered the information that injuries require food, hydration, and sleep? I think the way many people associate rest and injury is that you rest the injury itself to avoid making it worse, but overlook that the healing process itself requires rest regardless of if not-rest directly injures it further.

Also exercise is a form of controlled injury so that as your body heals it heals stronger. You also need food-hydration-rest for strength and cardiovascular improvements after exercise.

[aru]

Tumblr Code.

[geekishchic]

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

always reblog tumblr identification

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[daughter-of-sapph0]

agab isn't a thing you are, its a thing you were

'assigned' is past tense. it was an event, coercive, forced without your approval because you were only minutes old. its not a label, its not an identity

"i am afab" no, you WERE afab. you ARE whatever gender you currently are. stop identifying with an event forced upon you at birth, even if you are cis.

[wolfdykeviolet]

Plus, there is no such thing as an AMAB or an AFAB body

[ashes2caches]

transfem using a vibrator for the first time and making some wonderful (though rather messy) realizations about herself.

[gazeldhazel]

pinned down onto the bed might be the best position ever. she sinks her entire weight onto you as she sinks her entire cock into you, literally using her whole body to get every inch in, while you're forced to just struggle underneath her. she decides when to get off of you, no matter how many times you cum while your face is pressed into the pillow and your ass is pounded into the mattress. haaaa and she laughs as you beg her to stop cause you can't stop cumming.... calls you cute and adorable and so tight too..... kisses your neck as she rocks her hips balls deep.... growling in your ear and cackling when you instinctively freeze and go quiet..... such good prey hole.... dreamy sigh.....

[a-random-fruity-sky]

Hfhfjejruirjfnfbwjdjfncnncnsns

[byjove]

idioms are always funnier in languages you do not understand, especially when a native speaker is struggling to explain and actively digesting how ridiculous it is in real time

[tamamita]

[not-your-average-url]

I miss when ads were a single click and then they’re gone. Now every ad has a minimum of three phases where you watch a video, exit the still frame of fake gameplay, and then exit the app download. That doesn’t even touch on the ones that forcibly take you to another app after opening a tab in safari without you ever touching the screen.

I hate advertising. I hate that you can’t do anything without companies jumping down your throat with mostly bullshit ads. I hate that billboards exist. I hate that every company unanimously decided to make their ads longer and longer. I hate that ad blockers try to charge you money and there are in app purchases to remove ads. I hate that my attention has become commodified. I hate that there’s nothing I can do about it.

[what-even-is-thiss]

So today on the local news they covered that the US men’s soccer team beat Australia but the news anchors didn’t get nearly as excited about that as they did about the report about the local zoo releasing more endangered lizards into the wild and frankly I agree with them

[byjove]

the justification when law enforcement kills someone for no particular reason always boils down to “we got really really scared, you should feel bad for us because we were sososo scared” ok. piss yourself or scream or something. why is killing someone the only option

[leo-fie]

American cops are very badly programmed. Gun is the only interaction they have.

[byjove]

You forgot texting their buddies pictures of decomposing murder victims, saying heinously racist and/or misogynistic stuff and ‘accidentally’ turning off their body cameras.

[hagiomoto]

https://www.reuters.com/legal/litigation/muslim-man-stabbed-multiple-times-utah-over-his-religion-police-say-2026-07-15/

[beardedmrbean]

Next up someone is going to claim that the Narnia series isn't kids books.

Kids books is probably not the best way to word it, you can enjoy them at every age, including your childhood, as you get older you may find new truths in them, but they're still good for any age.

[medievaljournalist]

lol yeah go ahead try and attack me *notices i left my dragon scale talisman of immortality at home* or maybe lets not be too hasty

[redstonedust]

i dont agree with outdoor cats but i gotta admit the fact me and my roommate can fondly talk about local cats like theyre our beloved neighbours is pretty cool. do i know any of the humans who live in my neighborhood? not particularly. do i know the little tuxedo cat with the pink collar who recognises the ice cream truck music and comes out to get pets from all the kids? of course they're a local celebrity to me.