she's what you call a bramble rose

"how does it feel to be the ex of an international super sensation?" — girl on the bus who had just broken up with her boyfriend on the bus

[connorjesup]

[hestershigh]

[elizabetbennet]

[bi-villain]

[serotnin]

[kryptojuice]

“r u taken?” yes bitch taken for granted

[ruinedchildhood]

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

Spooning is out, spatulaing is the next big trend. Slide up behind your partner and then launch them out of bed

[lopmon]

I truly go into housewife mode when im someones girlfriend like I will make u pancakes and bacon every morning and suck u up whenever u want

this a lie

im literally dating this girl this a lie

she dont even know how to cook a pancake what is this

[brookheimers]

[supagirl]

[chai-penguin]

I HATE THIS

[dailyliberato]

Liana Liberato by Maddie Hasson.

[whisperintoass-deactivated20200]

[barkjunhee]

[carrotssss]

[sjeufhwuw82]

This is a piece of shitty mid-2000s humour that I hope never disappears from the internet