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Meagan | 16 | Total Drama Island Enthusiast

[rainbowcolouredshoes]

One day I hope I am the girl that walks into a room and all eyes are on her. 

[andthebluestblue]

The trick is to get a really big hat and then scream

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

Had a dream that McDonald’s had a big ad campaign that just said “WE HAVE IT” in black cryptic writing. So I went to a drive thru and said “I saw the sign. Can I have it” and the speaker was silent for a solid ten seconds before saying “do you think you’re ready” in my voice and I screamed and drove away

[gabrieldreyfuss]

Guy who likes music

[ethereal-insight-deactivated201]

Is he an alien

[butangel420]

This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

[nyabbycat]

please watch superstore

[memewhore]

[thatnordicguy]

she was an anime character announcing her attack

[metalslugx-deactivated20220413]

Goth Clowns are just Mimes 

[mariopowertennis]

My gf who works with clowns says that mimes came first so technically clowns are just Scene Mimes 

[orchidvioletindigo]

Your gf who works with clowns

[ondoinganevildeedblues]

you can tell a lot by a womans hands, for instance, she has hooves? horse. 

[biodegrade]

Wow.. she has such a way with worms…

[thetenderpassion]

[shrekyourself]

this is a horror movie

[madeline-kahn]

The Big Sick (2017) dir. Michael Showalter

[goofyzachy]

[truckhole-deactivated20181203]

god today i ID’d an old dude buyin booze and he pulled out a fake ID with an elvis pic, then laughed and pulled out a matching one but with curly from three stooges on it, and im like okay please and he finally pulled out his real license and his legal name was steve sinner

[margbarcis]

that was the devil

[reducedlunch]

this video is so funny it transcends laughter i dont even feel like im alive after watching this

[animejebbush]

*bartender slides my drink to me from across the bar and i fucking fling it back twice as hard*

[raviposting]

Stranger Things - Incorrect Quotes (1/?) 

[followlmaonade-deactivated20180]

can you believe people sit down and, they sit down and they turn on country music…..and they listen to it and they have a good time. 

[froggysquirrell]

can u believe that some people actually have different music tastes then you?

[followlmaonade-deactivated20180]

i know it’s you tim mcgraw