Sean @seansimpson-ca - Tumblr Blog

Follow Us to Walt Disney World (1984)

The kid at the end though!

...but aluminum isn’t magnetic. There has to be a different metal, like iron, that they’re using. **wait... better double-check That before posting thiis, just to be sure** ~5 seconds and a Google search later~ “Under normal circumstances, a common magnet does not stick to aluminum. Under the right conditions, however, it is possible to get a strong magnet to interact with aluminum, though never to the extent that it works with ferrous metals.” ...fine, so it’s plausible.

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will this lady survive this drag of the century

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If anyone asks why Julia Louis-Dreyfus has won 5 consecutive Emmy’s for Veep direct them to this video

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Julia Louis-Dreyfus - the billionaire icon I want to see in the White House come January

seansimpson-ca

Fucking Savage.

NARBsville - Population: You.

This came from @justinpjtrudeau's #LiberalParty for my housemate, Paul. Pau sounds like a panda's name. #FunnyTypo (at Leslieville Neighborhood)

#liberalparty #funnytypo

Caribbean Queen Now we're sharing the same dream and our hearts still beat as one. No more love on the run. (at AlSol Del Mar)

Can we all agree that Jeffrey Dean Morgan is Daddy AF?

Lays Potato Chips endorses and BRAGS about open canabalism.

How I react when Americans make fun of Canada.

#TrudeauDontGiveAFuck #OurPrimeMinisterIsAFeminist

happiersuggestion

there are people you haven’t met yet who will love you

seansimpson-ca

That’s just superstition.

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What your Starbucks order says about you

1) Vanilla Latte : You think you’re being classic and traditional but you’re actually just a boring soccer dad driving his wifes minivan and waiting for your next quarter life crisis.

2) No foam anything: You’re a neurotic, self serving control freak with little understanding of coffee and zero comprehension of chemistry. We heat the milk by pumping scalding hot steam into it. Foam is a given. That’s how the world works.

3) Caramel Macchiato, stirred: You don’t actually want a caramel macchiato, you want a vanilla latte; you just don’t want to look like the boring soccer dad in his wifes minivan. You’re actually concerned about what your Starbucks order says about you as a person. Newsflash, bucko. It says “im too concerned with reciting business slogans into my bluetooth headset to notice that I’m paying 50 cents more for a glorified vanilla latte”. 4) Frappucino: You’re either a child or a diabetic.

5) Soy, no foam, extra hot, green tea latte: You are a denizen of the 9th circle of hell. You are a sub human creature of the infinite abyss. You are proof god doesnt exist, because surely god wouldn’t waste skin on a creature such as you. You are a seething, steaming pile of excrement. You are moist. Say it again… moist. mooooooist. moist. Disgusting. Vile. Hideous. How do you have friends?

seansimpson-ca

I usually just get a tall Pike...

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The Bumblebee bat, (or Kitti’s Hog Nosed Bat as it is also known as) the world’s smallest bat and is also the worlds smallest mammal. These cute little creatures are just 29 – 33mm in length, and have a wingspan of approximately 170mm and weigh a tiny amount of 2 grams. (Source)