Beans 🍄

I love my five braincell idiots <3

[thevampirescene-deactivated2025]

it’s because you’re always in that damn narrative

[sallyhansenpacificblue]

these gifs summarize the human experience

[rslashrats]

christian rock bands are a backbone genre in the amv scene

[rslashrats]

christian rock band making a song: i dedicate this one to you jesus

unwell 12 year old girl who is a couple years away from having a gender crisis: this is so naruto and sasuke

[bone-glue]

[sanyastraightfrombrain]

DHMIS Is found family but they all just hate each other and would kill with no hesitation and basically the only thing they have in common is their lawyer

[wutheringmights]

I like the found family trope as much as the next person but it really irks me to see so many dynamics forced into replicating the nuclear family. That’s not even an original take. Other people have said it. It just bugs me in particular since I really hate it when this dynamics results in uneven emotional labor between characters who should be equals otherwise

[wutheringmights]

also, trying to shove characters into The Dad Role or This Is The Older Brother Figure completely erases the ever fascinating dynamic of There Are No Words To Describe What We Are To Each Other We Just Know There Is Love

[egberts]

scrolling tumblr right now is like taking a quiz

[laeffy]

hold on I might be going down a rabbithole with that oilshore tiktok hold on hold on

[laeffy]

Okay this video, right. From a “corporate” tiktok account. There’s no way this is a real company.

The entire account features only her. Nobody else, despite her frequent mention of coworkers and being in the office

She also always mentions her boss as boss (Rodney) for some reason.

Look at these emails. These are not real. Two of the emails shown are people trying to write up some sort of mission statement or brand values. Why are the signatures just a first name? No last name? No job title? No phone number or other contact info? No business address???? Why does Jamie refer to it as “Oil Rig site” like it’s a proper noun?

That’s a lot of money to spend in a day for a marketing assistant (whatever that means, pretty vague title imo) who typically only make around 45k a year.

Lastly, the company website. Notice it’s a .net, not .com. Look at it. It’s terrible. It’s literally one page (well I guess there’s a contact page technically but it’s one of those forms you fill out, there’s no actual contact info on display). It looks like shit. What the fuck is the sunflower photo for. Nobody with an actual marketing department (which I guess she claims she works in) would approve this.

TL;DR this girl made up a completely fake company to make completely fake tiktok videos for. So uh. Make of that what you will

[dailyquests]

It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a girlblogger.

>GO EAST

>GO WEST

Voting ended onFeb 8, 2023

[dailyquests]

>DO NOTHING

You are eaten by a girlblogger.

[dailyquests]

may i ask if you heard any rumors?

"There are whispers amongst the townsfolk that the King's Trophy Twink has Died."

[nonpsychotic]

[waspcup]

which one

mine

craft

Voting ended onFeb 8, 2023

[waspcup]

selections from the notes

[natsumischwartz]

THE STRIP MINING FANDOM IS DYING. REBLOG IF YOU'RE A REAL STRIPPER

[multibugorganism]

woke up from a dream where there was a new really popular streamer but their discord server had the most insane rules where making a mistake would rack up "infraction points" and getting to 100 would get you "silenced" and weren't allowed to participate in conversations for the day. You'd be banned if you did this 3 times but the thing is they had a whole automated chat bot that would call you out and calculate your offense like a fucking combo system it'd label stuff like

-SLUR USED +15 -TYPO IN CHAT +15 -BRITISH VERNACULAR +30 -ARGUED WITH STREAMER +20 -POLITICS +30

110/100 Threshold Penalty Met. Administering punishment.

and shit like this would just happen regularly like it was normal

[enbyonmandalore]

James Bond is what men think a Tumblr sexyman is.

Benoit Blanc is what a Tumblr sexyman actually is.

[martian-sharkgirl]

Sometimes I think the reason they scrapped the original hotel Transylvania dracula design was because they knew that if we got that on the big screen you guys wouldn’t be able to handle yourselves.

[noritaro]

oh it can’t be that ba-

[m-aximumjoy]

wake up everybody new reaction image just dropped

[hotvampireadjacent]

The best part of this is Denji’s not being in kanji bc he’s illiterate

[spicimunni]