bone glue.

Im a cursed skeleton genetically.

[dogpuppy]

[badassdemonsword]

[feelboss]

[lesvegas]

passing in public makes me feel like white shrek

[lesvegas]

literally how it feels

[welpnotagain]

[badassdemonsword]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

interesting kink assortment on the dash

[cybelusreverie]

undertale and deltarune has kind of been the best way to chart the way tumblrspeak has changed over time

[cybelusreverie]

[hugdog]

WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO BE SAD ABOUT?

[homerfan1738]

[calicotisane]

This video made me start rocking back and forth and pacing for 10 minutes. Elephant trots like a dog and goes through a beautiful blue pipe and turns red and eats a big banana and gets really fat and goes up stairs and slides down a slide and hits a ball and meets its friend and has fun I literally cant take it its overwhelming my entire body

[szymon]

Didier Faustino

[pangur-and-grim]

it's good that I will never be a dog breeder, bc I would make the elephant dog. long borzoi snout, chunky pitbull body, ears of a papillon

[pangur-and-grim]

why aren't we doing this?

[pangur-and-grim]

you 🫵 you can join the breeding project.

[free-ebook-23]

Dogs do not show pain. There are dead in nature if they show it. One way to know if your dog is suffering. Muscels in his back are strained and his biting his teeth

[pangur-and-grim]

actually if you look into its eyes you’ll see that my dog loves existing. it isn’t biting its teeth, it’s saying “Thank you Creator” and “Creator, I could take more. Go further.” the reason I know this is because I understand dog medicine better than you. but that’s not a reason to be embarrassed.

[gondorrevealparty]

Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do

[gondorrevealparty]

Listen -- you're a good defender and your pussy is fantastic, but that's not what our team needs right now. We're trading you to Greater Boston in exchange for someone who has a car.

[charlizetheronsbush-official]

[xylophonetangerine]

[witemglitch-deactivated20260709]

It exists and it's called Portland, Oregon

[sanrio-stud]

[grox]

Child noob: mama.. what does it mean to get "pwnd"...?

Mother noob: [Holding her child closer] Oh my baby... You... I hope you never find out...

[OUTSIDE, AN MLG PRO LURKS]

[akashicrecord]

Hey! Wanna fuck? Meet me on MyChart....

[mouselikething]

the whole "Ralsei needs a hat" thing in chapter 5 is so funny and sad when you realize thats just Flowery's way of trying to get Ralsei to realize they dont like to be bossed around

like Ralsei has been a doormat this whole game, so forcing them to do the one thing they dont want to do might help them realize that they dont have to keep being a doormat. likewise him teasing Ralsei because "Don't you like serving humans?" is supposed to make them think about their actions and whether they actually want to serve lightners their whole life as opposed to carving their own path

every hero needs a villain, everybody needs some pushback to grow, and hes simply taking on that role. Flowery does have good intentions, he just has a different way of getting them across

[icy-moons]

even the way he's described in context of his relationship to the other flowers. he's yellow's sparring partner, blue's dance rival, etc. he pushes all the flowers to be better too, because that's what he does. flowery is not a villain, he is a challenge.