I am going to fuck this cartoon character . (pulls lever, machinery begins powering on)

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Janaina Medeiros

Origami Around
Peter Solarz
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

if i look back, i am lost

❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
One Nice Bug Per Day
AnasAbdin
$LAYYYTER
Three Goblin Art
todays bird
almost home
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izzy's playlists!
Mike Driver

Andulka

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I am going to fuck this cartoon character . (pulls lever, machinery begins powering on)
I feel like if humans swallowed rocks like birds do to help grind up food we'd have so much fun with it.
Can just imagine all the girlies on tiktok going "I know this is a bit controversial but I honestly love using limestone as a gastrolith. Not only can you readily forage it but they are just so pretty when smoothed out after regurgitating them"
and then all the comments would be like " girl 😭 😭 calcite dissolves in stomach acid!! Just use quartz if you want a pretty gastrolith like 💀"
I like this site. Y’all just shotgunning counterfactual timelines
You Are Trans Enough:
Even if…
• You tend to present toward your assigned gender just because it’s easier that way
• You don’t always feel like or think it’s worth it to correct people who misgender you
• You aren’t out to your closest family, friends, and/or S.O(s)
• Sometimes you are perfectly comfortable presenting in line with your assigned gender
• You don’t feel dysphoria everyday
• You didn’t start to notice/acknowledge your trans identity until later in life
• You aren’t ready to use the bathroom where YOU feel most comfortable
• You pass as cis and you’re okay with that
• You aren’t binary trans
• You are still working to discover who you truly are
YOU. ARE. TRANS. ENOUGH.
Oh come on lady, you can't deny a man his gaycation
You must surrender yourself mind, body and soul to the gaycation or be destroyed
Someone on reddit already suggested a sapphibbatical
Someone on reddit
already suggested a
sapphibbatical
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
how could you leave out the best part—the aquarium bit
"become a fish" (gay)
men will jump through an entire circus' worth of hoops rather than admitting they're bi
The level of mental hoops that guy had to jump through to say to his wife, "No, honey! Of course I wouldn't be cheating on you! Sex during gaycations doesn't count!"
Holy fucking shit! It gets trippier!
I mean, I feel horrible for the OP and her SIL...but "surrender to the gaycation" made me laugh way more than I should have.
this is an insane story
“Some men never return”
Helpppppp 😭
Um…here’s the reddit link? I’m speechless.
Don't worry honey, all the other men on gaycation aren't real people and they stop existing after. Hey, where's all the homophoboa coming from suddenly?
That's the beauty of the gaycation!
It get wilder. I only found out about this b/c of a youtube video reading the Gaycation post but, this isn't even the first one.
7 years ago someone posted this-
And 5 years a different user posted this-
What is happening with these people??? What weird ass cult did they find??
I read the shithead guy’s rambling in Nagito Komaeda’s voice
"some men never return because they're "totally feminized" into the state of permanent "pseudo-gayness"" is my favourite line out of the entire post
hello kitty eats entrails with blood sauce for dinner every day
Starting a collection
amazing digital porpoise
Its called ‘bark money’.
this is a kittys
Hi
you should post your millipede
HOW DID YUO FIND OUT ABOUT MY MILLIPEDE
anyways here it is
Dimple thinking about how Mob would shame him for the plastic straw.
HAPPY PRIDE DOGGIESS!!!
YOU are a glasses girl. going about with your long hair and such.
[obediently]i am a glasses girl. going about with my long hair and such