comfortably numb

~music is a thing, i like the thing ~there are many cool things, including one particular thing whom i care about very much - love ya, thing <3 ~i also need more socks, this is true among everyone i believe yes? ~lol i speak english, you just cant tell. ~i'm 16, characteristics that describe my chicago - "windy, oprah" ~i love purple, and blue and green grapes and bracelets and i can solve a rubiks cube in not-so-record time but eh who cares, i can do it right? ~enjoy my lovelies

[wolfwithafoxtail]

Respect girls who do not care about “virginity” because it’s a social construct.

Respect girls who want to save themselves to make their sexual debut a blockbuster with someone special.

Respect girls who don’t want sex at all.

Easy breezy.

[isaaclay-me-deactivated20140810]

(x)

[hanari502]

I STARTED FUCKING LAUGHING SO HARD IN THE THEATRE WHEN THIS FUCKING PART HAPPENED THEY ALMOST KICKED ME OUT FUCK YOU OLAF

[canadahoe]

REBLOG THIS IF YOU THINK THE PERSON YOU REBLOGGED THIS FROM IS A CUTIE

[scienceisbeauty]

Easy? yeah, well, maybe, but try to rethink the response before to trace the solution in Google (or eventually in my initial source).

[roaring-softly]

little victories by tyler feder

buy a print here!

[hellopinklemonade]

[hellopinklemonade]

Life goals

[sara-in-space-deactivated201501]

[cobaltstarling-moved]

ow

ow

owowowowow

puns hurt

[defira85]

I am going to send every one of these to my brother one text message at a time and see how furious he is by the time he gets home

[maybethings]

Grooooooooooooooooooan

[hemospect]

SCREAMS

[flameeliwood]

WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE PUNS PUNS ARE THE HIGHEST FORM OF HUMOR THIS IS A FACT

[hawkeye-in-the-sky]

*ahem* Oh, Philip?

[channybatch]

When will this madness stop

[cassiebones]

When Leo wins an Oscar.

[thenaebyrd777]

Reblogging for old times’ sake because I have a feeling these jokes end soon

[cupcakecosette]

Only a few hours left

[brigwife-deactivated20240426]

“Hufflepuffs are boring”

*waves NymphadoraTonks in your general direction*

“Hufflepuffs are stupid pushovers”

*drops Cedric Diggory’s dead body on top of you*

“Hufflepuffs are shy”

*slaps you in the face with Ernie MacMillan*

“Hufflepuffs are polite”

*fires Zacharias Smith at you out of a canon*

[talkingbarofsoap]

Why was Oedipus against profanity?

[talkingbarofsoap]

Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.

[beeswarm17]

I’m getting really tired of these motherfucking jokes.

[ghdos-blog]

[rocketpapaya]

my mom bought me a 2 carrot ring!

[salty-crackelackon-deactivated2]

Karat*

[rocketpapaya]

say what bitch

[itsbetterthananal]

[just-relax-darling]

I’m kind of caught in this endless dilemma between dancing, singing and genocide 

[m-i-s-e-r-e-r-e]

[heaven-if-there-is-one]

there has never been a better time to use this gif

[notafraidofstopping876]

perfect

[lpod]

*kisses ur nose but in a punk rock way*

[fourever21-deactivated20120804]

Reblog if today is not your birthday.

[plahnetary]

Merry Unbirthday, to you all!

Happy Unbirthday dear Tumblr nation

[seaofmarbles-blog]

Fuck man the chances are 364/365 that its not my birthday and I get this on my birthday

[utility]

what

[freeleech-deactivated20140301]

whãt