To Love Another Person Is To See The Face Of God

Lily, 17, Slytherin Les mis and Hamilton trash.

[smoke-stungeyes]

These little kids at MoMA were trying to recreate this piece of art and it made my life.

[magicamerica]

[hyvasti-pahasti]

someone asks how to define art, you show them these

[fire-is-her-water]

My doggo, Ezri, who rarely barks and mostly borks.

When I got her, she’d been abused and would cower and pee at almost everything, and had been mistreated when she’d barked, so she never would. One day months after I had her she got excited on a walk and borked at a bird, and then immediately cower-peed. I had to re-teach her to bark by gathering her whole human pack and having everyone bark and howl and feed her treats and pet her till she got excited enough to join in, and then got more treats. Took a while but I was able to teach her to bork on command (and she’s gotta be excited or she just stares at me like “Sorry, the bork system needs charging”) and she’ll do it happily when she’s excited to go for a walk or upon seeing a friend, and at birds. I love her croaky borking, especially when she started off terrified of making a joyful noise.

[merak-zoran]

[corvigae]

What kind of dog is Ezri? I love her!!

[fire-is-her-water]

I… did not expect this post to blow up this much but I am delighted at all the tags and replies and Ezri has been told the internet thinks she’s a Very Good Dog. :D

She’s a German spitz - in the same family as keeshonds and pomeranians. She might be crossed with something else as her freckled coat, non-pointy nose, and personality are not standard for her breed (they’re usually a lot more high energy and excitable - she’s super laid back and chill). She’s a bit less fluffy than breed-standard too, mostly because she’s grown out from her spring/summer trim (not usually necessary/good for her type of coat but she gets terribly itchy otherwise). It also makes her look like a puppy of a large breed:

Ezri’s best friend is Murder Cat, who is a gentle friend to humans and Ezri, but does things to mice that would make Hannibal Lecter go “Isn’t that a bit much?”

I got Murder Cat as a kitten, and she used to try to nurse on everything when she was small. Eventually, she settled on her favourite thing to nurse on, Ezri, who has never had puppies and a little confused at first but eventually went with it. She grew out of it, but they have stayed snuggly buddies ever since.

New Years here is full of fireworks outside and Ezri gets Vry Scared. I usually set her up somewhere with a snuggly spot right by me, and Murder Cat comes and does this all night: 

She goes everywhere with me in my bakfiets (cargo bike) and lets me warm my hands in her fur on cold days.

And her ears disappear if I say her name to get her attention.

ok so great thanks for coming to my TED talk about my dog, good night, drive safe

[dwendog]

THIS TED TALK WAS NOT LONG ENOUGH I NEED MORE INFORMATION!

[ghostmapped]

@vintagesynapse

[lesbiancousin]

*walks up to straight couple* which one of you is the bee and which one of you is the fully grown adult woman who left her fiance for the bee?

[mintsyrup-deactivated20191203]

first day of school: this isnt so bad maybe i can make it through this year

second day of school:

[dozakhnama-deactivated20200830]

two girls coming together and plotting a gruesome vengeful death for the men who wronged them should be a romantic sub genre of its own

[cumbresborrascosas]

[multisenso21]

[footcrust]

This level of romance or don’t even bother

[ampervadasz]

[logarto]

cecil palmer: he grinned, and everything about him was perfect. and i fell in love instantly. me, gay but unhappy abt it, age 13: 

[mozukumi]

did you know that this iconic line is turning 7 years old tomorrow?

[logarto]

omg… happy birthday to night vale!!

[la-laborista-republiko]

[bettsplendens]

- endorphines from exercise can make u feel better sometimes

- regular exercise ain’t gonna fix ur depression but it might help a smidge

- good for ur health in general

- tap into ur ancestor’s ability to catch most ungulates by following it until it collapses from exhaustion

- lift heavy things for ppl

[spidyspence]

- be able to carry your girlfriend

- be able to hold more cats at once

- be able to pick up bigger dogs

[gahdamnpunk]

[kirishima-hates-terfs]

This post had everything

[barkangel-deactivated20140124]

you son of a mumford

[brucewayneissexy]

“I’m reluctant at this stage in the game to expose you to new ideas, but having taught you all history on a strictly non-gender-orientated basis I just wonder whether it occurs to any of you how dispiriting this can be? Can you for a moment imagine how depressing it is to teach five centuries of masculine ineptitude.

Why do you think there are no women historians on TV? I’ll tell you why: Because history’s not such a frolic for women as it is for men. Why should it be? They never get around the conference table. In 1919, for instance, they just arranged the flowers, then gracefully retired. History is a commentary on the various and continuing incapabilities of men. What is history? History is women following behind with the bucket.

And I’m not asking you to espouse this point of view, but the occasional nod in its direction can do you no harm.”

- MRS. LINTOTT (The History Boys 2006)

[thisisalsoyou]

woops

[thisisalsoyou]

[criquets]

[midnightsylph1]

Punk’s not dead. Just exhausted.

[unclewhisky-deactivated20150726]

Punk needs a blanket. Maybe some chamomile tea.

[upperstories]

shhhh. small noises. small baseline solo.

[weavemama]

CHRISSY OMFG

[srbrienne]

both bastille and hozier have really nailed the “the world is ending let’s jam” vibe huh

[valtsv]

“being into (genuinely harmless thing which annoys some people but isn’t actually hurting anyone) is kinda cringe lol”