New workplace comedy idea: professional waxers
The title? Bushwackers

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New workplace comedy idea: professional waxers
The title? Bushwackers
There's an above zero possibility that someone you know may one day casually say some shit like "I don't get why people like potatoes, I'd never eat them voluntarily, they just taste like vaguely bitter watery dirt and if you like the texture, you could literally just eat an apple instead" and that's how you find out that nobody in their family knows that you're supposed to cook them first.
This but my friend still likes oatmeal how his family makes it: just room temperature water and raw oats. No heat. No boiling. No brown sugar. Just slightly wet oats.
Hey genuinely what the fuck is the point of writing fanfiction if you’re using generative ai for it
WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE
i miss being active on tumblr but also what if… what if people know who i am… i am a professional now… they cannot know…
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tag yourself i’m cherry and she
hey it’s me again [LAST CHAPTER]
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ummm excuse me WHAT
AHHHHHHH
hey it’s me again [Chapter Sixteen]
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taglist: @pottair @anxiousamandapanda @i-am-a-couch-potato @imakingfuckingmacandcheese @allyoucanimaginejustforyou @kiakamill@cielphantomhixe @rorynne @part-time-prefect @anyabxnrs @bluerorjhan@softhourswithseb @deesasters @iyvoryxx @free-as-fishes@fangirlasmarian @catdazesworld @withyoutilltheendofthismess @wintersoldier98@brckenmemories @marvelrose @deathofmissjackson @imapplepieyou @polaroid-reblogs-fics@letskillthefuhrer @thebigbubowski @bradfordbantams @the-omni-princess @gypsydraig-thevetstudent @eudxra @cptn-sgrogers @fangeekkk @nerdy-bookworm-1998 @hopplessdreamer @irunintospace @gaiatheroyalrabbit @sunmoonandbucky @sebs-daybreak @darcia22 @trashyrue @ladylovelyfan @carmillatheboss
also bucky rn
hey it’s me again [Chapter Fourteen]
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*inhumane shriek*
A:LKJFDJFHJDKJLKASHFLDGHA I LOVE THIS SO FUCKING MUCH IT’S UNREAL
Tomorrow [one shot]
Pairing: Bucky Barnes x Reader Warnings: Slight angst and suggestiveness. Summary: Bucky reflects on a Saturday, and thinks about Sunday. Written for @buckygrantbarnes‘s writing challenge!
The tick-tock, tick-tock of the clock on the wall fills the room with rhythmic constancy - niggling in his ear as he thumbs a page, and the rustle of the paper is a delicate break in silence between the ticks of the clock. The loose fall of a breath, warm against his neck, and absently Bucky smiles, letting the words he’s reading sink into his mind like the tenderest fall of rain.
The weight is so slight, he might not even notice - but it’s the heat of your cheek against his soft cotton shirt, sinking through the fibers to kiss his skin so sweetly. It’s the rise and fall of your breath as the television continues to play black-and-white reruns of The Dick Van Dyke Show, which he’d muted as soon as you’d fallen asleep. Hadn’t had the heart to turn off the television all the way. Just in case you wake up.
Which you won’t. It’s nearly midnight now; a long day of errands and rushing and a near-squall in the liminal space of a grocery store aisle over whether dry beans had to be soaked before cooking - a slightly-sour memory, which clenches Bucky’s stomach with regret, that today hadn’t been entirely perfect. Even though it had been just a few moments, and had been lost in a joke soon afterwards - it’s still a blip. A blip between omelets for breakfast, eaten with bare feet brushing absently between the table, between a shared sandwich at a shop down the street, and between a lazy dinner he’d insisted on making, and you’d sat at the countertop bar, watching with hazy eyes as he expertly chopped vegetables…
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this is so SOFT
i love it so much💕
hey, it’s me again [chapter one]
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I WASN’T EXPECTING THIS UNTIL TOMORROW BUT I AM SO GRATEFUL I LOVE YOU SEA
Ahh oh no
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sup, professor @/bbarnesjames [FINAL]
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THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH FOR THE SUPPORT THAT YOU HAVE GIVEN ME WORDS CANNOT EXPRESS HOW FUCKING GRATEFUL I AM FOR YOUR SUPPORT THANK YOU
OH MY GOD IM WCREAMING
WHEN HE CHECKED RHE FIFTH BOX I DIED
IF YOU HAVENT READ THIS YET YOU SHOULD
THANK YOU
I dont want to alarm anyone but I already have chapter 20 saved in my drafts. :-----)
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DO I UPLOAD IT NOW OR TOMORROW
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please i’m dying over here
sup, professor @/bbarnesjames [fifteen]
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Chapter 16 will be posted tomorrow!!!! LET ME KNOW WHAT U THINK!!! LOVE U ALL
bro WTF
IM CRYING HOW COULD YOU
for real tho this is literally the best thing ever and i love it so much
EVERYBODY stop whatever the fuck you're doing.. and watch this masterpiece
[At Disneyland on the teacup ride]
Tony, Steve, and T’Challa: *spinning calmly, enjoy their ride in peace*
Peter, Shuri, and Bucky: *flying past them, spinning as fast as they can, screaming*
Someone draw this please
Bucky is using his metal arm to spin the teacup at the speed of sound, Peter is probably going to fly out and Shuri just keeps chanting “Faster!”