[powerburial]

i regret telling a coworker i was vegetarian because now a year later theyre vegan and they live in portland and every single day they post a video on facebook of them like running up to a truck full of cows and crying and apologizing to them

[iamoutofideas]

who’s papa john

[iamoutofideas]

I just realized that I commented on the wrong post.

[imeverywoman420]

Defining yourself by your romantic relationships is so unhealthy like what if he dies sis what then

[djpaulyd]

the friar to juliet when she came to talk about romeo

[jjsmithmg]

Olivier Richters walking on the street

7′2ft / 2.19mts tall

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

[rifa]

Same energy

[nikkiswiki]

[toastbutteregg]

I’m 5ft 0.6 inches I can’t imagine walking or standing beside him

[softboypassing]

im going to watch an anime, should it be princess mononoke, cowboy bebop, or jojo

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

watch this

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

you can’t see because i’m on computer but i’m gesturing to my balls

[kittenchomp]

after i fuck a military wife i always thank her for her cervix

[vympr]

i fuck a military wife and she thanks me for the honorable discharge

[artistwhatdrawsonaphoner-deacti]

When a game has “And you.” in the special thanks section of the credits.

[rednines]

[kittenchomp]

yharnam

[homoluigi]

[bertharussellgf]

y’all didn’t see part 2

[dankmemeuniversity]

[2-shane-s]

[delirious--mistakes]

[silentwalrus1]

[spirit-of-science]

[borkyno-deactivated20160330]

me: i’m asian

white person: no, you’re indian

me:

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

"this would kill a medieval peasant" yeah and a halberd or the black plague would kill you too so stay humble

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

I don't punch bugs but my boyfriend is 6'7" and 220lbs so I'll call him to get the bugs and he walks in and does his best new york gangster voice (he's British) and goes "is that guy bothering you, toots?" and then puts them in a cup

if men arent like this theyre worthless

[satyriconmp3]

admire folks who reblog posts which contradict eachother. exactly! keep em guessing

[severalowls]

fuck people who reblog posts which contradict each other. no! be explicitly clear

[nightween]

[thenewmemetitans]

can I please have context for this

[nightween]

context:

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

[seachord]