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Spotify wrapped top genre: jaunty sea shanties

Artist of the decade: peg leg Greg

grobb, who has reverse benjamins buttons disease, is now a very old man who is the size of a baby

lucy, the ape woman, is still alive in the cyber future

cat dog is cyber norway's newest cocaine mogul, a ruthless murderer, he will stop at nothing satisfy his hedonistic cravings for ****

it is the future. the internet is real life now. virtual has become physical. cat dog is real now

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YEH HARR MATEYS, MY PIRATE COCK IS MAGNIFICENT AND THE REST OF THE CREW HAVE DIED OF SCURVY, I AM SOON TO JOIN THEM YAEH HAR

- shanty brandy, the horny pirate

yarrrr mateys i caught grog dick

- Shanty Brandy, The Horny Pirate

happy sea holidays lads….from the boys at seasailor100

Shanty

Shanty

Avast! a pirate lore scroll!

ray william johnson serves aboard the rowdy daniel, he rows the ship across the open seas with his mighty legs, as a penace for his past misdeeds.

genres are OUTDATED. i sort my music by thottiness, jammability, rebelliousness, theatricality, and depression.

you called…?

here’s the link

Right up your alley @ass-warship

Ho, LAND-LUBBERS!!