teddy

swag on my mind for inquiries/business: go to the pond. think.

[spltlvlhous]

[onmywayoutokay-deactivated20240]

fuck w me

[starreslutch]

i need to scream in my car

[life-on-our-planet]

eepy mourning dove cupping its wings under its belly for cushion ©Ella

[illegaldownload]

The world is my joyster

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

Full respect to the person who signed me up for Donald Trump's email list, thereby signing me up for America's Right Wing Pillow Company (????) emails.

Like, I assume you hate me, and you made me feel that hate. I have had a lot of haters through the years, but you absolutely stand out for your filthiness.

This is gonna surprise you, but when you try to unsubscribe from Trump fundraising emails, Trump does not take you off his list?

Like, who could have imagined that this particular President would show such a fundamental disrespect for unsubscribe requests.

[batgirlsmell]

theoryslop. you only believe in it because it has evidence supported by and relating to the narrative and themes of the work

[ceruleanheaven]

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

[melancholic-whimsy]

when life gives you lemons you squeeze them into your open wounds

[64mpg]

“but if i communicate it perfectly then they will understand me” WRONG 10,000 years of suffering

[thecryptkeeper]

how it feels to drink water out of a mason jar

[cl0wnc0ll3ge]

The first saw trap was the garden of eden, really

[dogpuppy]

[nonlynear]

they never even mention what kind of cloth that woman is. girl fuck a #PolyesterMother

[barstoolblues]

turn up the harpsichord i cant hear the harpsichord

[gaysie]

bad thoughts at night/poster’s delight… but those posts by the morning/scrollers take warning

[lakevida]

bro you have got to hop on goo goo ga ga penguins