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From the Eastern Bloc to the East Coast in downtown Bayview. Best known as that guy with the arm and the hair. Dog enthusiast, hot sauce lover, and utmost respect for a good pun. and when the c o l o r goes out of my eyes, she's usually too. * * * * * [RP blog, not the real Sebastian]

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kellyminks‌

But he just loves it so much! I cant change it now. You dont want me to check out some of our own special bird wallpaper, I will for you, baby, anything you want! Kiddddding, c’mere - mwua! Here, you need to taste this guac and tell me it isnt the best you ever had. Try it with some of those made by yours truly tortilla chips. Ohho, those Reeses that I just threw on there, so glad you got those, it was definitely me craving them, mhm. Oh Antoni’s? No no, its really healthy and organic and like, Bistro - esq. Looks amazing and definitely a spot to stop at next time we’re in the city. I’d say that charcoal toothpaste was a win - incredibly messy though. I feel like we’ll be scrubbing dark gray spots off our mirror for the next month. Selfie was worth it though.You like the poster though right? I know it’s kinda… loud, but its fun! I was thinking in the office? I need a wall with lots of space! We can hang it tomorrow since we’re all systems go here in the kitchen. Okay, lets see veggies and fruit for the platters are all set. Homemade ranch, check. Chili simmering, Buffalo dip is ready just needs to be cooked and if I could just get your cute booty to help me give the pretzels a baking soda bath before we bake ‘em? I’m getting excited!

No, aw, I’d feel bad taking it away, I’m hoping he just loses interest in it so we can toss it. Like you can toss you bird wallpaper dreams right out the window, the closest thing I’d like to get to any sort of bird from here on out is limited to just you in that blue catsuit you flit around in. Ooh, yeah, lemme get in on - mmm, that is good! Wow, maybe can even rival the Reece’s you wanted so badly. Healthy, like, for lunch before we hit Chinatown for dumplings at night, you mean? I definitely had to put a little more elbow grease into cleaning the mirror off this morning, but it’s so gross looking while brushing, sorta worth it? I carefully moved the poster from the basement coffee table to the desk upstairs, and got as much of the glitter off of everything that I could. What can I do to - like, a bath bath? Yes, but while I do that - why? Yeah? I’m getting super excited, too! I just told him for him and Moose to come over anytime, so they should be here soon!

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c-crawford‌:

Haha oh man, I’ll keep that between us so I don’t have to hear how you’re her favorite now. You see this hair line? Its.. changing to say the least. Yeah well, I hope you broke it to her gently that I’m that middle seat on the way to Ireland? Hey hey, dont you start on my Garth right out the gate. Somethings are sacred, such as me and Moosemeat bonding over good music and gas station burritos. Man, you think of everything, how did I live without you? Shh, dont answer that, I’m here now and that dark time is behind us. Haha, jokes aside, same here. Feels good - surreal- but good to be here again. Toronto was .. fun - fucking freezing - but also never really felt like home you know? This is better.

Never would I be - though, speaking of, I’m sure you-know-who is going to be clucking around and fussing over you as soon as I tell her you’re back in the mix. This is your Hurricane G warning. I - God, I hope you didn’t actually have any gas station burritos, but I don’t have a lot of hope for this. Listen, all that matters is you’re here now, and Toronto was too cold for your thin southern blood anyhow - plus no me there to keep you warm, obviously. But, yeah, we weren’t feeling it in Atlanta like I was saying the other week on the phone - just needed to find somewhere to settle in - down - whatever, more. This is definitely better. Listen, I’ve got to give some pretzels a bath - don’t ask - but you and The Meat come over anytime tonight, we’re here! Plus, Minks made chili.

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roerigz

It’s alright, it is what it is, you know? I didn’t really expect anything else, no matter how much they love their grandparents and I’m sure they were glad to spend their mom’s birthday with her, so I’m sure things have been better since then. I don’t think I should have to mess with the plumbing and wiring too much, thankfully, I can kind of construct a kitchen around where everything already is. As long as the sink’s in front of the window, I’m golden. Yeah, it’s okay. Natalie patched me up good and it was only swollen for a few hours, thankfully. The dry wall needed to come out of that room regardless, so might as well put it in its place, first, ha. Sweet chalk is the best flavor, although it makes me wonder how much time you spent in school nibbling on chalk, now. The fruity ones are good, Fruity Pebbles take me back to childhood, I gotta admit. See, adding chocolate to it isn’t doing much to sway me, but I know a lot of people swear that alternatives are just as good, if not better, so I won’t knock it for your sake. It is good that they have so many options today, ‘cuz I’m all in on supporting everyone enjoying milk. Was the cookie everything that you ever dreamed of and more? Hey, not knocking! I’ve got two little girls, I’m very familiar with the joys of flower crowns, trust. Oh, I – no, Tuesday was one of the 'any day but’ days, I’ll be out of town.

No, yeah, I suppose you’re right - and unfortunately it is what it is right now. I didn’t know it was her birthday recently - how you doing after that? Is it… I’m going to guess the hand going through the wall wasn’t accidental. You wanna talk about it or you want me to pretend like it was? I’m not here to push. Sounds like the fit out won’t be too intensive if you can build around everything, that’s great - and I’m glad Nat was around to patch up your hand. Though, you know. Sledgehammers next time can also maybe get some aggression out and save your paws. Sweet chalk, listen to this - how much time did you spend nibbling chalk that you’ve developed a preference for it is the real question here, bub. Want to fess up now or? Oh man when we first came to the States I loved Fruit Loops, still do though I haven’t had them in years - but they were great. Adding chocolate gets me to try more things than I should admit, but it really didn’t taste any different than almond or soy milk - though don’t drink soy milk, it’s bad for you. The cookie was almost as satisfying as the chocolate chip one I was pretending it was - sad. Hah, but yeah I should have known you’re no stranger to a flower crown - I’ll bring you back something regal. And, wow, you’ve got to be impressed with my scheduling - in that case, Wednesday? We’re off Thursday morning.

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antpor

Is she? Well, that’s awesome. I’m sure she enjoys helping you out. I know I get so much satisfaction even just showing someone how to crack an egg. Just needed a change, someplace that wasn’t New York City or LA.

Yeah, and she’s a big fan of yours as well - I was instructed to get the correct Greek yogurt from the store to make your guacamole apparently! It’s more me helping her, but I’m earning my keep! Ah, nice, I get you - sometimes you need somewhere quiet to just unwind.

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butlergerry‌

You know… I’d believe it. Not the particulars of you and Mother, although that is pretty downright awful. But some of the horror stories you hear about auditions… dandruff doesn’t seem like much of a big deal in the grand scheme of things, does it? Did you go through with the audition afterwards? You could do what most people do to animals that they don’t want, just take them out to Green Acres and drop them off at some farm? Not that I would suggest such a horrible thing, of course, but at least then you could honestly say you gave them a good life and did no harm, right? Oh no, no, that’s alright, these are all your battles to fight, and it seems like you’ve got some brilliant ideas to go about them. No, but I will gladly come over and film your reaction as you walk deeper and deeper into the house to truly witness all of the horrors unfolding. Just saying. It’s not something you can help, honestly. I’ve been there, too. You’re very welcome!

Well, believe those particulars too, because it’s probably one of my worst ones. You got any horror stories you want to share with the class? Experience and wisdom to pass along? Oh lord, no, I had a legitimate panic attack - they gave me some water and put me in a car and I never heard from them again! Yikes, right? Gerard, you’re giving me some really tempting ideas here - this morning she was talking about putting a xylophone in the coop so that they could play music - something she saw on Pinterest. Just… I love her, but sometimes I have no words, you know? So much bird bullshit in my life and you’re just leaving me to it. Brutal. I’ve got no ideas, but if you’re not going to help me back out of hell, then I can’t just let you reap the reward of watching me be slowly overtaken by this nightmare. I’m going to need to install one of those sensory deprivation tanks in the basement after all this constant trauma exposure! That or just start lining up the work - I’m going with the float tank!

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c-crawford‌

You like the shorn look? My mom hates it, but I’ve never had that head of hair like you - get in here- missed you man! Haha, you like the guns? They’re shrinking daily, unfortunately. Haha, Mink, good egg, she knew I needed my other half to get my ass settled in. Ah, you beautiful beautiful man, bringing me Pizza. Moose has been less than helpful, but I can’t complain, the big guy had a lot of traveling today, he deserves those belly rubs. I hope those are twist offs because I have next to zero clue where the bottle opener is. Yeah, man! Catch me up!

I mean, so handsome, but I like it longer - Team Dana on this one, but - ooph! Dude, you’re looking good, stop it. I think she’s slowly coming to terms with a potential shared custody arrangement on the horizon, at least for the next few weeks while I get my fill. Listen, this big guy here deserves his own bit of pizza - all that traveling and probably listening to your fuckin’ awful Garth Brooks yodeling the whole time, now you’re throwing him under the bus? Moose, I got you. I figured Lone Stars were the way to go - then I could leave you with the riddles under the caps which I figured would last you a couple of days - but fuck, man. It’s going - I’m still equal parts surprised and pleased as shit you’re sitting in front of me.

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tcmfeltcnx‌

The most subtle, mate. Doing my best, you know? I’m pretty certain I’ve only listened to the album recently and… I’ve frankly never been more happy. Nah, man, I’m trying to brainwash them into our very own production. It’ll be great… all of us together, singing and dancing. I’d love a pint. I’ve just got settled in, getting Willow into her new routine, and we can go from there. Number still the same?

Like hay in a needle stack, my friend. Okay, so the 2020 try is to just… not try at all, I like it, I can get into this. For the sanity of everyone involved I’ll skip the audition phase for this one and go straight to audience member - hang sesh, however, can be done. Especially because imagine our surprise when Mink and I both exclaimed ‘our old friend Tom’ had moved to town! Small world, hey? What are your plans tomorrow? Come over and have a couple drinks and let us feed you and fuss over you. Bring your worst Oscar predictions - and Willow!

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dormernatali‌

We need to say more, generally speaking, about the havoc that’s wreaked on the self esteem of men in this society and especially this industry. Not to say men have it worse, but they don’t have as much to help them. Oh, I thought the fake arm was real too. That’s disappointing, but at least that means your arms match. I’ve got a few things up my sleeve, with my new production company, and I’ve got a tv series coming out in April. That’s true, and the wine store is also the best place for cheese in town, so a double loss.

Yeah, not in any way do we have it worse, like, not even in the same neighborhood, but it’s not necessarily a walk in the park for us fellas. I think my own special anxiety-trauma cocktail didn’t do much to set me up for success either - however, maybe the fake arm is redeemable because it’s disgusting to put on and makes squelching noises that I feel would make your evil superpowers grow stronger. Sounds like you’ve got some exciting times coming up, lots of subliminal messages in those productions, I’m assuming? As long as the cheese isn’t laced… be there in a scurry.

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maddenhqs‌

Clock social media? Oh! Tik Tok? Nah mate, not on there. That’s where I draw the line. If I got told tomorrow I had to join and do stuff on there, probably would pack up me bags and retire. Twitter is… a place all its own. Have you ever been subjected to reading thirsty tweets? Yeah, had to do that before. Pretty sure I needed six showers after that one! People are just so brazen. Which is both amusing and horrifying. Aye, that’s all you can do. Show you’re human. We’ve all got mad moments. I know I’ve got a bit of a temper, so I can understand that all too well. Someone presses your buttons just right and you know, it happens. Being “famous” doesn’t give us some magic potion to be perfect for them to turn on us when we have human moments. Yeah was…interesting. Having so many people angry for something that they don’t even fully know about, let alone tying it to such a private, personal thing. Guess that’s what happens in this life, signed up for it or what not. Good, glad you’re not to that level! Can’t be associating with those who have done Marvel jail time! Not sure yet, I’m taking some time off after the baby is born to make sure that I’m around, pretty sure sometime early summer? Most definitely will pass it along, mate. Aye, you’re most welcome, would prefer to not find me child pinned in her crib. Thank anything that there’s people you can pay to do that. 

Is it… not about clocks? Weird. Lord. I’ve had to do that thirst tweet thing twice and both times has been equal parts traumatizing as it is enlightening - I’ve never felt so old when I don’t even understand how I’m being objectified. Yuck - but yeah, fuck me. Sometimes when people really dig into Mink or my friends when I post pictures of them, I want to just lose my mind, and then I get “too spicy” and get another earful, and the cycle starts again! Fucking Instagram. Ah, shit, yeah. I didn’t even think about it that way, and I’m really sorry for that professional-personal line to be run over with in the fray, bub. You all good? No, no, I thankfully now play the party line of “I don’t know!” which is the best and easiest way to stay off the shit list - my recommended strategy. Makes sense to take some time off then, and hopefully you got someone more skilled than either of us to help put things together for you. If you’re around this week a couple of buddies of mine have landed back in town - we should get together for drinks or something. Mink and I are off to Ireland for a bit on Thursday for a long weekend - but before or after.

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c-crawford‌

Man, coming back to Bayview fresh off the Superbowl and right before the Oscars feels pretty right with my adoration for both football and film, though I fear for my liver. Plus, I hear from a buddy that Captains Pizza is still alive and well, thank god. What’s good, Bayview; I’m Chace.

@townofbayview​

Hi hey hello - c’mere, man - ooph. Look at your short hair! And, whoa, bro, are you smuggling some guns into the gun show - you arms feel huge, fuck man. I - God, it’s so good to see your dumb face, I can’t believe it. Mink basically just opened the front door and held her hand out knowing I needed to come love all over you and your amazing furry sidekick - hi buddy, hey bubba, hi! Sorry, man, let me help you with what you’ve got in the truck. Captain’s is sure as hell alive and well - there’s a double pepperoni with our names on it on it’s way - let’s get these beers in the fridge and a belly rub going for Moose - I’ll fill you in on what’s good.

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antpor

Nothing wrong with intermediate skills! That’s further than beginner. I never thought making someone cry could be a compliment, but I’ve learned that it really is one now. Very nice to meet you, Sebastian.

My wife is a trained cook, so she has certainly helped me bulk up on my kitchen skills in a big way, though now I’m thinking maybe she’s just indulging me. We’ll have to see - but no, no, in this case it’s a compliment, a kind one. Welcome to town, man - what brings you to Bayview?

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kellyminks‌

It’s not creepy! Okay, well maybe it is now that he’s chewed one of its eyes out, that’s fair. They’re crafting birds, they’re pretty! Maybe I should start decorating with them? Change up the master a little? Make it our little nest. You’re off of craft duty but thank you for being my sidekick today, you were just marvelous, darling. Oh! Good idea, yes please. Can you get me 2% plain Fage yogurt? I think we only have the 0% in the fridge. I want to make Antoni’s guacamole. Which not to rush the poor guy because I know he just moved here but like, I’m crossing my fingers so hard he opens up a place equivalent to his spot in NYC. Well, not to be too out there but can you buy that Hello brand with the charcoal? I want to see if it really works and also smile at you creepily with black foamy teeth. Aw, yeah! Maybe we can hit him up if he’s still over there, give us our own personal tour? Oh this poster is going to be fancy as hell just wait… and also huge apparently because I don’t measure things out well, hm. I could go for something healthy take out though? Since I know we aren’t going to be kind to our bodies tomorrow, yeah? So whatever it is, please just make sure its green!

It was hella creepy before becoming the one-eyed bandit, now it’s just nightmare fuel. Ugh. I think you know how well that’d go over if you started nesting up our bedroom, I’m actually having cold sweats thinking about it - please, no? I was so good today. Noted on the 2% yogurt for the… guacamole? Okay then, got it and I also got that extra bag of mini Reese’s cups you I’m pretty sure you put on the list? That was a smart addition, babe. What’s his spot like in NYC? Mexican? I definitely got the charcoal toothpaste, monster mouth, and I can’t wait to see how creepy we look later - we’ll have to take a selfie during brushing time - I bet you’re going to look just fetching. I wouldn’t doubt anything less than ‘fancy as hell’ knowing you and your love of gold and glitter and… wow, yeah. That’s… it’s definitely a little bigger than I thought it was going to be. You… where are we going to put this? As badly was I wanted to bring you a bag of green apple jelly beans, I got us some salads and an extra side order of those char-grilled brussel sprouts with chili honey on them, loading us up with some veggies before we veg out tomorrow - can’t wait! I’ve also got news on a very exciting special guest!

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eclarkehq‌

The world is a terrifying place. Everywhere you turn it’s just something bad over the good. I’ve figured you have to options when you have a platform. Do something with it, or sit back and live in the bystander effect. We all know how bad that can be. I feel like we’re enough of a community that people can’t be super problematic without being called out for it. Which is both a good and bad thing. Cancel culture. I don’t think I’ve been to Atlanta, or if I have it was very briefly. I’ve heard a lot of things film there. When I was supposed to join Marvel I believe they said that would have been one of the locations. Did you like it there? Or was it a more stressful place? I did see the promo for Falcon and the Winter Solider and can I just say…. I am SO looking forward to it. Literally am getting to the impatient point. The trip was wonderful, best trip I’ve been on in a long time. Iceland is cold, a lot of people don’t love the idea of going somewhere cold, wet, not lush and beach front. But between the scenery, people, and just I mean, come on, the Northern Lights? Worth it. At first, yeah. Or – maybe not weird, but more so we were like children who just met for the first time. The first scene we filmed together I’m pretty sure we were told to pull our shit together a few times. There’s clips out there where you can see us just break down laughing in the middle of a scene and everyone just walking away. Aw come on! Where’s the fun in that if I can’t see what level Game of Thrones fan you are! Okay, okay, if you insist, though you should know I wouldn’t judge you too harshly. Unless you’re like I hate you, they should have burned you at the stake sooner. Than yes, we can skip right over that conversation! Got that at the grocery store and do not need to relive that again. Aw that’s just adorable! I love how stories like that go. Sometimes fate just brings you together at the right time when it’s meant to be. I feel that way with Kit. When I moved into town and we started spending even more time together, it just.. changed, in the best way possible. Ugh, stories like yours just make me all mush. Thank you, thank you! I’m excited to get to dig into Nina. Bring her to life. Secret theatre nerds unite, because same. 

Oh yeah, if there were talks about a Marvel project shooting in the states, there’d be some sort of time spend in Atlanta - that’s basically home base. It’s actually really nice, not as relaxing as Bayview, but not hectic like New York or anything. Oh, hey, thank you - that’s so nice of you to say - yeah, I was as surprised as anyone to see that pop up during the Super Bowl - Mink and I both shouted; I had no idea! I’m really hoping everyone has as much fun watching it as we mostly did filming it! Your experience of laughing and ruining a take sounds a lot like the last few months of my life - my costar is really something else. I feel like the Northern Lights are the bottom line reason to go, regardless of anything else! I’ve always wanted to see them, I’m so jealous! Oh, I’m hardcore Game of Thrones, and thank you for sparing me any additional embarrassment than the amount I bring on just living my life - I owe you one! Too right - I think the universe has a way of putting people in your path over and over again for a reason, you know? So that you can appreciate when the timing does work out, and know to jump on it. That’s so great you and Kit ended up in the same town - ugh, I love love stories, too. We’ll have to all get together sometime when you’re back! I’m keeping my eye on the rags for your big reviews!

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roerigz‌

Pretty laidback, lots of tears Monday morning when their grandparents got to the house, but yeah, back to Michigan for a couple of weeks or so, and then we’ll see from there. I’m not really designing so much as going by the seat of my pants. The inspection was fine, and there’s a few rooms that needed gutted out altogether, but I managed to do that this week, so hopefully from here on out it starts looking like progress instead of … mess. There’s a few rooms that barely need touched, so small mercies. Did manage to put my hand through a wall Thursday, which was… fun, but other than that, it’s going well. You’re not human, is what we’re working with, how do you not like the taste of those…? People buy bags exclusively full of those marshmallows. No, and I never want to try it, that’s disgusting – is that one of your new health food adventures, is pea milk? I’m a straight two percent from the cow guy. The good thing is, Bayview’s got like… half a dozen ice cream places, so now that you have a week to yourself, you could go to a new one for breakfast every day! It’s going, I guess, I mostly haven’t been in the past week, but I haven’t gotten any panicked phone calls, either. I always knew that you were the flower crown type, but good, well deserved, I hope you guys have a blast together, and soak in all the good stuff. Long as you don’t mind me being cantankerous and dusty, any day but Tuesday or Friday works, yeah.

Ah, I’m sorry to hear it was a tough goodbye, but it’s good the have the stability and all with the grandparents until the house is more ready. Hah! I like that idea, and sounds like the perfect project for keeping busy. What a relief that you don’t have to tear into and redo the whole place - and hopefully those rooms are the ones with more plumbing and wiring to save yourself some hassle, though… I’ve heard holes in walls are making a huge comeback in 2020? Have you been watching HGTV? But in all seriousness - are you alright? Is the hand okay, priority over the wall. I’m frighteningly human, but those marshmallows are all freeze dried and hard and just taste sort of like sweet chalk to me! I’m more into the fruity cereals if we have to caste a vote here, but, hey! I’ve actually only ever had chocolate pea milk at this event I went to, and it was actually really good - like you wouldn’t believe it’s not real milk! It’s cool for people who don’t can’t have it or don’t want all the hormones in it, like us. I definitely hit up Sweet Tooth the other day to sneak in an oatmeal and raisin cookie - but soon, that ice cream is going to know my name. Sounds like things are going smoothly at the store, which is great - and hey, don’t knock the flower crown! I’ll bring you a homemade one on Tuesday to see if we can’t leave a little bit of that grumpiness at the house and fix it up with some nachos.

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scarlettjohansssn‌

Return fully necessary, don’t kid yourself. I’ll pass the note along to Molly; don’t know how she’ll feel about such a suggestion at the literal last minute, but anything to make you smile. Even if it means facing a certain crucifixion by the fashion critics come Monday morning. Some friends are worth melting for in the flames from all of Hollywood’s best dressed. It would be nice to have pockets. The amount of shit I could smuggle into the show and have on my person during said show increases by 500%, easy. I just might have to hire Team Stan. Who’s in charge of what? We loved coming over, thanks for being such awesome hosts. Seriously, one of the best nights I’ve had in a while. Rosie is absolutely smitten with Minks. She wants to know when you guys are gonna move into our guest room. If Sadie could talk, I’m sure she’d echo similar thoughts. I think a lot of it is rooted in some fear that he developed when she was a baby that he would break her if he so much as breathed funny and it has yet to go away. I’m not complaining — she’s my secret weapon. You are more than welcome to rent her during the next round of filming with Mackie that befalls you. I’m sure that haircut did what, lift off a few extra pounds? Cool the temperature by your neck by at least ten degrees? The short hair is like becoming a new person. Aw, c’mon, I doubt that. I’d bet she’s happy to have you around more. But, hey, there’s always a couch at the Johansson house that you’re welcome to crash on any time you need a change of scenery. Same goes for Minks. Seriously, just fuckin’ move in. Thanks, Seb! I’ll be feeling the love all the way in LA. And when I get back, we’re celebrating with a night out, all three of us. That, or I’ll whip out the Pictionary and consider it game on. 

Okay then, I’m really looking forward to seeing what color track suit Molly picks for you tomorrow. I think you’d really suit some sort of seafoam green color, really bring out your eyes and all. And if she throws a fit and refuses - all the more time for Team Stan to shine! And if you really have to ask who is in charge of what - like it’s isn’t Mink with me just following orders - you need to spend more time over here, because that’s a given. Aw, well, hopefully I remain the favorite uncle in this situation with Rosie, but we loved having you ladies and seriously, if Mink doesn’t steal her first - we’ll happily watch her anytime! Bonus if you’re around, too - which - you might be right about Mackie and I’m not saying I’m going to ask to borrow her the next time I see him… but I’m not not saying that, either. The haircut was totally overdue - and while I may not cause as many head turns as when you cropped your ‘do, I’m so glad to be done with it - too much upkeep! Honestly, I’m not sure how I’ve managed to not need a crash pad elsewhere for a while now, but if it comes down to it, I’m beyond grateful for the offer! I heard you’re coming over to make - me, I presume - pasta when you’re back in town. I’m already drooling. We’re getting our game faces and snacks ready for tomorrow night, too! Best of luck, darling!

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dormernatali‌

Hollywood fucks with us on so many levels, and creates these impossible to be real people but you also look in the mirror and you’re like “damn, I’m attractive like this.” At least the fake arm isn’t a real fake arm, right? Yeah, precisely. Some of the hairstyles are so very intricate, plus in my case it let me be blonde the whole while. That would be…really unappealing. Not a fan. You can know that deep down you think I’m the bee’s knees.

While I couldn’t agree with the first part of that statement more, the second part… it really took me a long, long time to get there. Just in the last few months, in fact. Thankfully the fake arm is fake and I’ve got all my appendages where they’re supposed to be - for now. Are you working on any projects now, or are the kids and store the main projects? Plus - I can’t be mean, or the wine store won’t sell me anything - I know where my bread’s buttered.

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maddenhqs‌

Yeah, would say we’re fucked if that’s the case. Could it be worse? Absolutely, doesn’t make us any less fucked. We’d try our best though? It’s a fine line to walk, because if you don’t “show off” it can be taken as you don’t appreciate the things you get because of your life – like if you just get to the conclusion that you’re damned if you do, damned if you don’t – it’s safer. Gives you less of a constant throbbing headache. Social media just gets more toxic the more I realize, a few of my friend with older kids have gotten onto this whole tik tok sensation and I’m just like… no. They’re obsessed with getting followers and getting tik tok “famous.” What does that even accomplish? I heard you posted something that got some people a little fired up. What I don’t understand, just because we’re apart of a major project doesn’t mean we agree with everything? I mean I saw it, kinda have to agree with what you posted. Unless that shit’s gonna get me in trouble, and if so, you were wrong mate – shame on you! It’s not even something that truly leaked. They gave an unedited – clip release, at one of the cons, I guess. Well, people decided because of – my rumored sexuality that Ikaris was going to be the first openly gay superhero and when it was possibly confirmed he’s not – shit blew up in my comments far too much for me to deal with. Was a literal clusterfuck. Wait – what did you leak? I didn’t hear that. I thought it was Tom Holland and Mark Ruffalo that can’t be trusted? Work hard, play harder? Practically my motto so I’m guessing I’ll be good with the Russos. Especially if they love a good drink or two. Aye, thank you mate. Appreciate it. Be glad I haven’t enlisted you to deal with the nursery, since you know non-scottish twin would probably be the first on the list. We just wrapped Eternals so I’ll be back mid next week so anytime after that I’m good. Figure I need to get out on the town a bit. 

I’m so incredibly grateful that I only mess with Instagram and have absolutely zero idea what this clock social media thing is you’re talking about - are you on that, too? Twitter seems like the scariest of all of them, but this sounds intense, too. I - yeah. Look, I’ve goofed plenty of times, and gotten too spicy in comments, and I try to show I’m just a human being and don’t have some special sauce to being famous, but - surprise, I truly don’t. Ah, yeah, bro I heard about that whole snafu with you - I’m sorry that was kinda your first dip into the fire, but, welcome? I accidentally talked about a scene where a crazy amount of us were all there at one time, and named a few names I shouldn’t have. It wasn’t the end of days, but I got a true earful from my publicist and vowed never again - though I’m certainly nowhere near Ruffalo or Holland status, thank fuck! When do you start working with Joe and Anthony? Definitely send them my love. Congrats on wrapping on the Eternals, that’s very exciting - and a very grateful thank you for not subjecting anyone’s child to surviving anything I’ve assembled by hand. I don’t know if either of us want to invite that into a young chid’s life - but if you’re really at a desperate place, let me know. I can definitely come and help make it worse!