Sebastian Smythe

[mrtaberry]

Never said I was smart. She’s a German Shepard, I think a few months old. Nova’s a cool name.

[sebastiancsmythe]

At least you're not afraid to admit that. And cute. What made you decide to get a dog?

[sebastiancsmythe]

Bastian!

Alfie! 

[alfiesmythe-deactivated20150602]

I don’t know. Okay I guess.

[sebastiancsmythe]

You guess? One of you not being able to keep it up?

[sebastiancsmythe]

Bastian!

Alfie! 

[alfiesmythe-deactivated20150602]

I can be innocent.

[sebastiancsmythe]

Yeah, that's probably true. Especially when it comes to you. So how are the lovebirds doing?

[millie-smythe]

Yes, I’d smother you. Good to see you Bas.

[sebastiancsmythe]

Oh Mildred, Darling. So rude to your amazing brother. Good to see you as well.

[mrtaberry]

So.. I got a puppy. But I wanna keep it on the down low, because I’m not really sure if we’re allowed to have them or not. Her name is Nova… Figured it’d be a good name for a small little rascal.

[sebastiancsmythe]

So let's post that in public where just about everyone can see it. What's little Nova look like? And why Nova?

[sebastiancsmythe]

Bastian!

Alfie! 

[alfiesmythe-deactivated20150602]

What can I say? I’m not as innocent as I look.

[sebastiancsmythe]

You're a Smythe. You don't have an ounce of innocence in you.

[millie-smythe]

Hello everyone, I’m Millie Smythe. You probably know my brothers, if anyone can direct me to my brothers I’d appreciate it.

[sebastiancsmythe]

One of your brothers could and might direct you to one of your brothers. I'm glad you're here Millie. Would you still kill me if I attempted to call you Mildred? 

[sebastiancsmythe]

Bastian!

Alfie! 

[alfiesmythe-deactivated20150602]

Good, and stop telling Riley he needs less sex. All the sex is needed.

[sebastiancsmythe]

I'm sorry. It was more for my benefit. I think he's doing that morr than I am.

[sebastiancsmythe]

Bastian!

Alfie! 

[alfiesmythe-deactivated20150602]

You should hang out with me and Riles soon.

[sebastiancsmythe]

I might catch some of the nerdiness that I don't show around people. But I'd enjoy that, sure.

[rileysmythe-blog]

It’s only Tuesday and I feel so behind in work. 

[sebastiancsmythe]

You might want to stop having so much sex and start doing work. And that's coming from me, Riles.

[bransonclarington-deactivated20]

Wow this place is impressive!

Um, hi there. I’m Branson Clarington and I just transferred here. If someone could direct me towards the three other guys who look exactly like me that would be much appreciated. 

[sebastiancsmythe]

How has no one requested a Smythe, Clarington and Anderson orgy yet? Sebastian Smythe. Pleasure.

[mrtaberry]

So I have a birthday.

[mrtaberry]

Something like that, I guess.

[sebastiancsmythe]

That doesn't sound very convincing.

[sebastiancsmythe]

Bastian!

Alfie! 

[alfiesmythe-deactivated20150602]

I missed you.

[sebastiancsmythe]

I wasn't aware I was gone. I've missed you as well, Alf.

[mrtaberry]

So I have a birthday.

[mrtaberry]

Well you seem like an asshole.

[sebastiancsmythe]

And you seem rather smart. 

[sebastiancsmythe]

Bastian!

Alfie! 

[mrtaberry]

So I have a birthday.

Guess things tend to slip my mind a lot. Whoops? Happy birthday to me.

[sebastiancsmythe]

Happy birthday. Congratulations. You're another year older. And another day closer to your death. Want an award or something? 

[chelseaharperxoxo]

Ugh.

I did not wake up today expecting to be sick..

[sebastiancsmythe]

I don't think that is something anyone expects to be perfectly honest.