hand on my heart. hand on my stupid heart.

jack, he/him | 24 | there's something sick and twisted about me

[infizero]

god's greatest gifts to the world were transgenderism, big beverage, jerking off, and creating art

[loki-zen]

has anyone considered that it was probably her house too. where else was she supposed to put her chintz?

[mascwoman]

New bumper sticker 🕺

[innerchildabortionclinic]

[autophage]

You make soup in a big bowl. You serve it in a smaller bowl. And then you convey it, using a spoon, to your mouth. But what is the spoon? Simply a smaller bowl still

[bibaleen]

[pseudomantis]

Some of my favorite NBA player tweets

[dappergamelord]

obligated to add one of my favs from vernon maxwell

[loveridden1999]

[mimi-reissued]

[explicitlyrics]

Lacanian gaze is that you

[buttpoems]

[snapcracklepop-myjoints]

just remembered i said words out loud that one time. its so fucking over for me

[snapcracklepop-myjoints]

why did no one stop me.....

[snapcracklepop-myjoints]

if u ever see me open my mouth morally speaking you have to do this

[twirlingfreckles]

men’s hockey isn’t real they made that up for heated rivalry. In real life only women can play hockey

[masquerade-of-mephistopheles]

[videogame-fake-brands]

Cock from Vampire: The Masquerade — Bloodlines (2004)

[2colde]

they are poisoning us today with a thursday poison little do they know we’ve been through a few thursday poisonings so it won’t kill us just yet

[lmpure]

[zoesupreme]

we're for real gonna be telling stories about this man for centuries

[zoesupreme]

yall I feel like I'm floating right now

[bruzum]