This idea just wouldn't leave me alone so here I am lol
Content Warning: Cursing, implied sexual themes, Adam is his own warning, so is Val. Adamsapple
Adam was many things, the first man, Dickmaster, the first human soul into heaven, likely the world's biggest rock fan and overall amazing fucking person in his opinion.
What he was NOT was a fucking mind reader. He has been at the hotel for a while now but that didn't mean he knew where everything was in that shit hole.
It was like Charlie just expected him to know. Stupid bitch. Adam has a vague memory of her explaining everything to him but that doesn't fucking matter, he shouldn't have to do this community service bullshit to begin with. How in the fuck were peeling potatoes going to get him home to heaven?
For the last twenty minutes Adam had been looking for the stupid peeler. He swore they moved it around on him just to be a bunch of little assholes. He slammed the drawer shut and stomped out of the kitchen. "Charlie! Where the fuck are you?" He yelled out. He hated having to fucking ask her where shit was but he'd be in the all damn day. It took him a whole afternoon to figure out the can opener and he's still pissed about it.
Adam heard voices coming from the lobby. Of course little miss princess was off having a nice relaxing time, probably with her bitch girlfriend. Adam ground him teeth together at the thought. He deserves relaxation too!
Adam angrily made his way to the lobby. "Charlie, where the fuck is--" The sentence died in his throat when he came into the room. This was bad. Standing over Angel Dust who was on the couch curled up in fear was a moth like looking man. Valentino, Adams mind supplied. One of the few people Lucifer and Charlie told him to stay the fuck away from.
Now Adam would never back down from a fight, but he wasn't a complete idiot. The look Valentino gave him when his red eyes locked with Adams golden ones made a sick pit feeling in his gut. He should leave, NOW. "You're not Charlie, I'll go."
"Not so fast." In a blink of an eye the moth was directly in front of Adam. "What's the hurry? Adam, right? First man, angel turned sinner?"
"Val, leave him alo-" Angel Dust chimed in.
"Shut up cunt!" Val roared, eyes flashing with malicious intent. Angel winced.
Now, Adam and Angel weren't exactly friends, but hearing this fucker talk to him that way didn't sit right with Adam.
"Hey! Lay off of him twat stain." Adam growled. The only regret was now he had Val's full attention.
Val took a long drag off of his cigarette and blew the red smoke into Adams face. Adam coughed and tried to shoo the smoke away. Adam has never smoked before, cigarettes didn't exist when he was on earth and they didn't have any type of drugs in heaven.
Val circled him like a shark as he spoke. "I could make you a huge star you know? You are a very attractive man, you'd make it big. Maybe as big as Angel Dust over there." He chuckled darkly. The smell of the smoke was making Adam dizzy, but he kept his glare in place. Val stopped in front of him again. " You may look the part of a sinner, but your eyes," he leaned in closer to Adam. "Give you away, they are heavenly."
Adam thought he was going to throw up. His heart beat hard against his ribcage. He was so fucking angry but he knew this guy could kill him before he even got his first in the air.
"Hmm~ Yes a fallen angel, that's bound to be somebody's kink~" Val stroked Adams jaw line with the tip of his finger until in rested under his chin, smile cruel and hungry.
It was as if lightening had struck down, that is how fast Lucifer was there to be in-between Val and Adam. Not only did this surprise Adam, but Lucifers full demon form was out on full display, horns and all. He had one hand on Adams chest keeping him out of Val's reach while the other was fisted in the moths ugly sweater. "Yeah? Well my kink is smashing bugs, roach." Lucifers voice was even full demonic.
Val started to shake a cower, the gravity of the situation hitting him. "Y-your Highness! I had no idea you had interest in him."
"My interest in him is none of you're fucking business. If you know what's good for you, you'll never come back to this hotel and forget you ever saw him. CLEAR?"
"Y-yes my king." Val squeaked when he was dropped and fell on the floor. When he cleaned himself up he cast a look over to Angel Dust. "I'll see you Monday." Then he was gone.
The next thing Adam knew he was being pulled down the hall and into his room. Before he could get a word out, Lucifer pinned him to the door. "What the-"
Lucifer smashed their lips together in a bruising kiss. Adam returned the kiss, his arms snaking around Lucifers shoulders. The king picked him up by his waist and Adam wrapped his legs around him as Lucifer moved him from the wall to the bed.
Adam moaned into the kiss when the king gripped his jaw. Not painfully, just firm.
Lucifer broke the kiss and left a trail on Adams neck who sighed contently. Lucifer pulled away to look Adam in the face. "What in the hell were you doing near that piece of shit?"
"I was looking for Charlie! I had a fucking question."
Lucifer growled, "You smell like him."
"That prick, you smell like his nasty cigarette smoke. You should only ever smell like yourself or..." He trailed off but Adam knew what he meant.
Like him. Luci only wanted his scent on him.
Adam smirked, "jealous much?"
"Oh sweetheart, when I'm done with you there will be no mistake on who you belong to." Lucifer traced his finger along Adams jaw line, this time a pleasant shiver went down his spine.
Potatoes would have to wait.
(Then they fucked and it was awesome lol)