FuckyBucky

[nyctosaurid]

are those two dudes from supernatural ok? it’s been like 14 years. there’s high schoolers younger than their contract. i don’t think i’ve ever seen them in any other shows. are they allowed to leave? do they feed them?

[goldrusher-deactivated20210124]

when supernatural began airing:

tumblr wouldnt exist for another two years

bush was still president

lost hadn’t aired its second season yet

youtube wasnt even a year old

the #1 song was kanye west - gold digger

ariana grande was 12

taylor swift wasn’t famous yet

paris hilton was at the height of her fame, kim k was not famous yet

[arguablysomaya]

jesus christ

[amateur]

[best-shower-thoughts]

Killing two birds with one stone really isn’t that hard. Just throw the same rock twice. (source)

[emalysis]

Me watching Captain Marvel stay still after Thanos fuckin headbutted her:

[starlightomatic]

freddie mercury singing “i wanna make a supersonic man out of you” and then later in the song repeating the lyric as “i wanna make a supersonic woman of you” is bi culture

[happifying-things]

[drtanner]

BABY OH NO

[catchymemes]

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Now I want to get married just so I can do this.

[baneismydragon]

If I were a billionaire I would absolutely tell my secretary to send wedding gifts to anyone who sent me an invite regardless of if I knew them, because- A. I know how expensive that nonsense is. B. I would be a billionaire and when else am I gonna do with that much money? Honestly… and C. I would totally make showing up at random weddings with crazy awesome gifts my new stress relief hobby. “Congratulations random strangers! I admire your daring and stratigic planning. Here’s that 700$ tea set you wanted but assumed no one would ever buy.”

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

Do you even have to be getting married

Are they gonna check

[fan-enby-anonymous]

Damn it sure is

[awful-earworm]

“we invited an eccentric billionaire to our fake wedding in the hopes of getting a free present, but then they said they would come and now we have to have an actual fake wedding for them to attend.”

[1989nihil]

movie plot right there

[baneismydragon]

This post has gotten even better since the last time it crossed my path! And now I want to write that AU

[blowjobhorseman]

I know this isn’t Bojack related, but recently instead of turning men down by saying “no, thank you”, I experimented with saying “I’m engaged” and flashing a ring instead. Needless to say, I am not engaged. It still worked better than just saying “no”, but then came questions like “so where is your fiancé?” and “he let you go out by yourself looking like that?” or just remaining persistent in asking for my number. So I went into my closet, and pulled out a fiancé. Now when I turn men down and they need further proof, they can know that I would rather lug around a 5 foot tall plastic skeleton to Steak n Shake and fake a proposal than give them my number.

[blowjobhorseman]

His name is Braunschweiger Last-Name and I think I’m going to take his last name.

[blowjobhorseman]

Update: the wedding was beautiful

[beelz-moved-to-gazmataz]

The level of dedication this took is monumental and enviable and if I cared about anything this much I would be much farther in life

[prince-marionette-deactivated20]

@whatwouldwaltdo

[mintstermonsters]

This is absolutely fantastic. My goodness.

[bbetasus]

“we’re here, we’re queer, we’re filled with existential fear”

[sinnamonheart]

if you put a barbie head on a ken doll body you get vince neil

[arnold-layne]

tommy lee: dumbass bastard in action

[weloveshortvideos]

When you’re happy without a care in the world and then life interrupts your happiness

[piscesqueeen]

LMFAOOOO

[bloodphoenix]

That death stare gave me chills

[pearl-likes-pi]

WHY ARE YOU RUNNIG

[jaxblade]

I didn’t expect that voice and I almost asphyxiated myself on my drink ahhahahhahahah 

[fuckingsushi]

[tomhiddleston-loki]

[autumnyte-old]

When I was younger, I wish someone had told me straight-up that not all adults experience “a calling”. That many of them never find particular purpose in a career. That sometimes, their job is just what pays the bills and they have to seek satisfaction and fulfillment elsewhere. 

Because as an adult, this pervasive notion that there exists a perfect path for everyone, that people should love what they do, and that work is meant to function as a vehicle for fulfilling a person’s grand life destiny is not only inaccurate for many of us, it can be toxic.

The ideal is so ingrained that I have to remind myself constantly I’m not a failure because I don’t adore my job, and because I’m not rocking the world with my work. That is okay. 

Sometimes, work is just work. There isn’t always a perfect career path, magically waiting to be discovered. There might not be this THING you were born to do. Sometimes, you discover that what you really want to be when you grow up is “paid”.

[mediokurrr-deactivated20200405]

There it is

[klargreeves]

The ‘LOKI‘ TV series will reportedly follow Tom Hiddleston‘s Loki appearing during certain moments in human history as a unlikely influencer on historical events.

Romans: ceasar is such a dick

Loki: stab him idk

Romans: you know what

[whois-chihoko]

This entire tv concept has added 10 years to my life