Weaponised Thiccness

My name's Yazi. I'm a 25 y/o lesbian from England who is ready to chew ass and kick gum

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On the way home from seeing Puss In Boots: The Last Wish with @secondbutthole (who I haven’t seen since before Christmas) and aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[secondbutthole]

AAAAAAAaaaa

i missedd you and its such a good movie

[aaaaaaaahhhhhhhspaghetti]

Me and @gapgirltdk were joking that Captains name would be along the lines of crazy as Connie McNasty so i made this. I have too much spare time. I give you Captain McNasty.

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@secondbutthole

[xeppelinsfw]

i sneezed and all this pluj came out

[artofthetiredmind]

I’m sorry, what?

[xeppelinsfw]

sorry for what? our daddy taught us not to be ashamed of our dicks.

[evilvillain123456789]

I used your bathroom 15 times last night… yeah. Toilet’s gone basically. Worn down to a nub

[secondbutthole]

comin back to this blog,

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Hey guys have a furry

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Waiting for the skit competition to start~

[lux-god-of-light-deactivated202]

awwww y’all are adorbs

[permittedvermin]

Thursday

[ror2]

[beardedmrbean]

[enoughtohold]

Gordon Satterly, 61, from Michigan (L) kisses his husband Richard Brand, 53, from Texas, at the International Gay Rodeo Association’s Rodeo In the Rock party in Little Rock, Arkansas, April 24, 2015. Photo by Lucy Nicholson/Reuters

[landofwindandthrowingshade]

This town is big enough for the two of us :’)

[darkprincekamui-remade-blog]

[sasuke-and-naruto]

everyone sit down i found the original 

[korrasatos]

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[narutoheritageposts]

october 15, 2014

[bwwwssssshhhhhhhhh]

[asfgjfkgjnfkjgnkfjg]

Just so you know, any “reality shifters” who claimed to go to Harry Potter were either lucid dreaming or lying. 

Why?

In my prime form, Evil Mario, I destroyed every single reality related to Harry Potter that had ever existed, and what would exist in the future. It’s impossible for a Harry Potter reality to be shiftable as there hasn’t been one in existence since the Ice Age in this reality’s time. 

I fucking hate Harry Potter.

[nickywires]

been so long since a tweet got me hooting like this

[kingpin-of-steel-act3]

[velocitations]

tumblr mutuals

[ground-zoro]

You know those videos of dogs communicating with their owners using those cool buttons that play recorded words?

Mike and Alison should make one of those for Julian so he can talk to Mike without Alison.