Secrets of a Kitten

Kitten. 30s. Bi? Switch. Make your age obvious or get the fuck off my blog. Feel free to drop in and say hi if you want to, I don't bite unless asked.

[secret-keeping-kitten]

HEY! YOU! YES, YOU! READ THIS!

This is the new home of @secretkeepingkitten, since apparently posting a photo of ruined bedsheets is enough to get flagged and lose the ability to see your notifications. If you've followed me here, welcome back and please feel free to drop me a line if we're mutuals! If you're new here, please pay attention because this will serve as your only warning.

You can call me Kitten. I'm a female, bi(?), sub-leaning-switch in my 30s. I'm here to post what I post, and if you don't like it, you can just leave.

I'm into soft(er) dominance, praise, somno, and free use, among other things. I'm not into pain, degradation/humiliation, any bodily fluids not usually associated with orgasms, anal play, or basically anything mean - I've had enough of that in my life, I'm not looking to add it to my sexcapades.

There are only three big rules for interacting with this blog (this means liking, commenting, following, reblogging, and/or messaging):

PUT YOUR FUCKING AGE ON YOUR BLOG. If you're not making it abundantly clear that you're over the age of 18/21 (whatever the legal age is where you're from), you're getting blocked.

DON'T BE A FUCKING CREEP. This is my safe space, and I'm not interested in your dick pics or your wildly inappropriate attempts at domination, so don't bother if that's all you're gonna offer.

FUCK RIGHT OFF (DISRESPECTFULLY) IF YOU ARE: a TERF, a homophobe, a racist, a sexist, are cheating or "being sneaky", or voted for Trump. No, I'm not kidding. Yes, I mean even if you just did any of these "for a joke". Fuck off, nobody likes you.

Also: spamming my likes/reblogs will get you kisses 😘😘😘

[prokopetz]

I’m not saying I’m definitely an NPC, but if I am a protagonist, the game I’m starring in is probably free-to-play.

[winterwombat]

Makes sense:

I can only do something useful once every few hours

Ads are everywhere

The pacing seems designed to be deliberately frustrating

A lot of the hassle would go away if had a ton of money

[traddykes]

going to sleep ungroped my waist ungrabbed and my pussy unrubbed through my panties what a sick and twisted world we live in what is society planning to do about this

[secret-keeping-kitten]

I'm stoned, my plug is in, and The Mummy (1999) is about to start - all I need is someone to grope me and it'll be a perfect evening 🖤

[secret-keeping-kitten]

Also, not only was The Mummy (1999) eleven year old me's bi awakening, I had my first sex dream (that I can remember) about Evie Carnahan being sammiched between Rick O'Connell and Ardeth Bey 😳🥴🥵

[secret-keeping-kitten]

I'm stoned, my plug is in, and The Mummy (1999) is about to start - all I need is someone to grope me and it'll be a perfect evening 🖤

[thecelestialmiss]

I feel like more disabled doms should talk about dominance and service as a way to come to terms with taking care of ourselves.

I was trained my entire life as a disabled child and now a disabled woman to always make myself and my disability smaller. I needed to take up less space, downplay my symptoms, go without the rest I need, and I most definitely learned to never complain or demand attention, never to be too exhausted for too long, or else I’d get on people’s nerves.

Having a service pup has been such a game changer though. So many submissives DESPERATELY WANT to make our lives easier as dominants, to care for us, to be useful in a really tangible way. So… I let my submissive do it. I let him be my service dog.

My service pup reminds me to rest when I need it and offers to get up and get things for me so I don’t use my sore legs. My service pup reminds me to drink water multiple times a day because he knows I get dizzy when I don’t. My service pup reminds me to take up space and demand respect from those around me and threatens to bite those who won’t give it. My service dog is strong and I know he’s being serious when he says he’d carry me in his arms up every set of stairs in every building that doesn’t have an elevator.

If you’re a disabled dom and your service submissive acts as a disability aid I’d love to hear more of you talk about it!! And if you’re a disabled dom and you’ve been scared to let someone in to such a vulnerable part of you, I really recommend asking a sub you trust to learn some tasks for you :p

[rabbitkinglune777]

I think more non binary characters should be fat

[rabbitkinglune777]

fat and black and brown 👍🏾

[rabbitkinglune777]

kinda tired of non binary being tied to skinny androgyny that's mostly white. I say that's as a non binary transmasc/boy thing who's fat and black.

being non binary can look like anything and anyone but especially individuals who have different body types outside of thin. they can have body/facial hair too. show up for all enbies.

[kissesfemme]

a reminder that there are PEOPLE behind nsfw blogs and what they share online is a very small part of their lives. you do not know these people and they do not owe you sex, photos, messages, or a relationship. even if they have interacted with you in the past, they still don't owe you anything. posting nsfw content ≠ consent.

[kropotkindersurprise]

We salute an absolute icon 🫡

[gaylor-moon]

[captain-price-unofficially]

[ladyofspoons]

this blog supports punching fascists

[drmajalis]

Matt Frank (@mattzilla85.bsky.social)

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[notthegrouch]

This is so important though: "You're gonna get in trouble for that" reveals so much. He was planning on nobody doing anything, not because nobody stands up to him, or nobody objecting to what he says. He expects good people to be goody-two-shoes rules followers, and he expects the rules to protect him no matter what he does.

Important lesson to learn from this standing up to fascists means getting into good trouble. Get into trouble if it's worth it. Fascists will never expect it.

[thisuserhaspassed]

If this pops up while you’re scrolling, I wish you unconditional love and massive success.

[softbratxoxoxo]

All my mutuals are hot. Reblog to tell your mutuals they are hot.

[inthesensethat]

[hexthelex-deactivated20250420]

This is true btw

[letmeliedown]

the podcast If Books Could Kill has a really great episode on the original book and its legacy! just a bunch of misogynist evangelical bullshit really

[starlightxraven]

Nobody needs AI to search the Internet, court says in ruling against Google

Google AI Overview court loss in Germany could spell doom for AI search industry.

[appalachian-werewolf]

"Google AI Overview court loss in Germany could spell doom for AI search industry."

It fucking better.

[mrsjdavis]

Like to charge, reblog to cast?

[newbarktownalumni]

[herpsandbirds]

[lucytt]

Rubbing her clit gently while she's asleep so you can get her just wet enough to slowly insert your cock inside her and use her while she probably thinks she's having a wet dream

[marsinsilk]

all of my mutuals are hot and sexy

[thickness-protection-program]

Art tip: gesso your fabric before painting on it

Art tip: if you dilute your gesso with water and paint an entire hat it will take a whole ass 24 hours to dry

Art tip: paint more hats

[thickness-protection-program]

I think we're on to something...

[thickness-protection-program]

Just three more panels to go!

[thickness-protection-program]

Finished! But is it fashion?

[pride-knightess]

Without hyperbole the sickest hat I've seen