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This blog likes what it likes, and ships what it ships, and makes no apologies for that. This blog will probably contain 18+ content. This blog does not engage in discourse.

[inafieldofdaisies]

[captainx-camino]

The Dance.

[crude-mood]

Gift Exchange for @ghoulfriends <333

[starfleetspacecadet]

Cursed Art Idea: Okay so you know how Jeffrey Combs auditioned to play Riker? And you also know the hilarious sparkly blue slut suit from TNG: Angel 1? I think you know where I’m going with this.....

im hearing “weyoun in blue slut suit”

[gedref]

ways to annoy merlin #382: put snow down his shirt

[technically-human]

Pictures taken after telling them they're beautiful

[heyepiphora]

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[dotstronaut]

Hey you guys know that one text post, the one with the cat? You know what one I mean. Thanks @sneakyfeets This was supposed to be “just a sketch” but then Crowley had to be a bastard who sits in chairs and it all went downhill from there. 

[toedenandbackagain]

So I wrote a thing. 

https://archiveofourown.org/works/19363465

Excuse the formatting, I’ve never used Ao3 before but that seems to be the place for GO so  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[dotstronaut]

This fic IS SO CUTE. I was grinning ear to ear the entire time, and I love how you adapted the meme text I used into something that sounded so much more in-character! I don’t know how but you made Aziraphale even MORE of a bastard, and it’s delightful.

[forineffablereasons]

Prompt: relief.

there’s a chill in the air, laying cool hands on the back of crowley’s neck as he drifts toward waking; the light in the bedroom is soft and dark and tinged with grey. he shifts, turning his face toward it, and finds a smile, hushed and fond, looking back.

it’s raining, aziraphale says, almost whispering, and crowley can hear it now, the syncopated pitter-patter on the roof, on the leaves out in the garden through the open window.  

we needed it, crowley whispers back across the pillows. it’s been unseasonably dry; the garden knows better than to wilt, but it will be good to quench its thirst.

aziraphale hums his agreement, and hefts the blankets further up to cover their bare shoulders. it’s unusual, a little, to find him hunkered down in the bed like this; he’s not much for sleeping, and by this time of the morning he’s usually sat up with a book drinking tea, waiting for crowley to wake enough to shove his head into aziraphale’s hip and tangle around his legs - to pay him attention.

in any other situation, that might feel strange, too clingy and codependent, too reliant on one another. that aziraphale waits patiently for crowley so they can rise together, that they are always seeking, always aware of one another. that the sun needs to warm the snake as much as the snake needs the sun to be warm.

in any other situation it might be strange, but in this one, they have had six thousand years without - without needing, without wanting, without warmth. without betraying a drop of affection - without letting go of a drop of love. 

if they are a little flooded with it now, well. maybe someday they will find comfort and ease in something else, but for now, crowley thinks the deluge is nothing more than long-awaited relief. 

are you cold? he asks, finding aziraphale’s hands under the covers.

aziraphale hums, and pulls crowley closer, until they are pressed together, wrapped around one another, sleep-soft muscles and familiar stretches of bare skin, their legs shifting against each other as they sigh and settle. 

no, aziraphale says. i’m quite snug, actually, but i thought you might be.

not when i’m with you, angel, crowley answers, nudging their noses together, fitting their smiles together. never when i’m with you.

[levourdalak]

There once was a man, of German origin, perhaps, who was trapped inside a cavern in Europe after an avalanche. For years he made his home there, amongst innumerable Meta menardi, or cave orbweavers, that, being a photophobic species, lived there. They lay hundreds of eggs, and new hatchlings are wont to balloon outside for dispersion. These were unable to leave, and he was forced to rely on them for sustenance. A journalist calculated how many every person on Earth must consume to match how many he’d eaten, and a tabloid, having a tenuous relationship with the truth, reprinted that figure as fact. Of course, it would be a fool’s mistake to count such a statistical outlier in a more serious academic text.

Tell me, Will, are you an outlier? Or do you count?

[momane25]

*Sillabub found out something

[alyxwal]

[wheezingghoulbois]

Puppet History: Actual Scoring

okay so I was curious- if all questions were weighted the same, there were no random jelly beans awarded for good behavior, no rotten jellybeans, no tiebreakers- what would puppet history scoring look like? More importantly, has Ryan ever won?

Surprisingly, Ryan has never lost a game. He has either won or tied every game (so far.)

Overall Game Wins:

Ryan: 4

Guests: 0

Ties: 4

Breakdown of points provided per episode and explanation of how I came to that conclusion below the cut:

Keep reading

[hardisonparker]

(last anon) I need to get some cat food for my cat!! I need abt 25 dollars to get a big box of cat food for her. My cash app is $alycat934 and my paypal is paypal . Me /akirk876 (without the spaces ofc) thank u in advanced !!

hey folks please reblog or help out if you can

[ghostyprince]

On this fine Sunday afternoon I’m thinking about Ryan (or dragon daddy as he’s called himself) loving the Shane is small bit as much as Shane loves being small, and has called him little multiple times

Agdhajfsj HE WHAT--

I'm super behind with the watcher weeklys and everything because I'm ✨unmotivated✨

But that's so excellent.

I am truly living for Shane enjoying the hell out of being treated like that. By Ryan preferably.

He's very tall, and therefore intimidating most of the time I imagine. Especially because it pairs with him being the I-bottle-up-my-emotions type.

Like imagine Ryan, a whole head smaller than him, crowding him against a wall after a stressful day and picking him up, (not as effortlessly as he'd like but Shane appreciates it nonetheless) and carrying him to bed.

Or just pushing his gorgeous long-ass legs up until he's almost folded in half later, kneeling between them and Shane is absolutely living for all of it.

And Ryan pulling him in his lap sometimes murmuring how small/little he is, fitting right in Ryan's lap and Shane forgets how to breathe, because even when he is a few inches taller than Ryan like that, he's doing a great job of making him forget about that fact and fully immerse himself.

Also Shane LOVING to be the small spoon. He curls up with Ryan behind him and his arm around Shane's waist, holding him close protectively.

He's all tucked in and happy!!

[thatgothlibrarian]

I normally stay out of shit like this, but I want to say a thing because I’m cranky and it’s keeping me distracted from other things in my life that are making me feel awful this week:

It is perfectly okay to not like things depicted in fiction. It is okay to be disgusted by them, hurt by them, angered by them.

It is not okay to say that those things should not exist in fiction or art, or that people who enjoy them are monsters or even endorse them in real life.

I am a librarian, and one of my Hills I Will Fucking Die On is intellectual freedom. This means that people are allowed to read/etc whatever they want, for whatever reason they want. I of course do not support fascism or hate speech or child pornography (which has a very specific definition, and I do not support it in any way where children are being harmed), but books and art are things that can be ignored, and even studied academically or read by people who don’t agree with them, etc.

When I was getting my Master’s degree in library science, the woman who advised my thesis is one of the leading scholars on book banning, book challenges, and censorship. She has written books, served on boards, etc.

She told me that, no matter what political or moral or religious position a challenge is coming from, they all have one thing in common: we believe that reading is so powerful that it can change us, and we do not trust certain groups to change in the way we want. And those groups are: women, children, people of color (especially black people), and queer people.

We do not trust that these groups can handle fiction that is deemed problematic or harmful, we infantilize them and make that decision for them. We say that Fifty Shades of Grey is going to give women unrealistic idea about BDSM and they will get hurt, while we completely ignore the thousands of violent thrillers written by and for men.

We say that transgressive fiction (incest, necrophilia, pedophilia, etc etc) should not exist, that people should not create or consume it, that people who do endorse that in real life.

Societies of all types have been having this argument forever. What is and isn’t allowed to be in fiction. This is how we get obscenity trials. Book bans. Authors arrested.

Howl went through an obscenity trial. Ulysses went through an obscenity trial. Dorian Gray didn’t get published in its uncensored form until 2011. The American Library Association has Banned Books week every year where they list the top ten books that have the most challenges, and most of them have LGBT content, and others are “canon” like Slaughterhouse Five, Catcher in the Rye, Harry Potter, etc. These books aren’t even considered transgressive fiction!

Now. When this argument is happening with regards to fan fiction and fanworks, I don’t think it has the same cultural severity as published fiction, but it does reflect the same mindset, and that’s fucking scary to me.

I encourage you to read up on book banning and transgressive fiction:

Book Banning in 21st Century America by Emily JM Knox (my former graduate adviser!!!)

Banned Books Week

Transgressive Fiction

A list of books on obscenity trials with info on where to get them from libraries

A list of books on the history of censorship in the United States and where to get them from libraries

A list of books on censorship of fiction and where to get them from libraries

A list of books on literature and morals and where to get them from libraries

And I encourage you to check the subject terms on these books, because there’s a whole lot more I’m not including but these are some good basics.

Post script:

Do not fucking call people degenerates. That term is rooted in white supremacy like, pre-Nazi, and is used by fascists to label those who do not fit the fascist ideal of a person (white, cishet, able-bodied, etc.)

I might call myself a decadent degenerate, but I’m queer and I’m allowed and I don’t call other people that.

EDIT: Also, don’t be like “oh you can write about X but only if you make it clear it’s Bad.” Nope also bad.

Edit part two electric boogaloo: The fact that I say “don’t call people who write/read/like transgressive fiction degenerates” is not censorship. Hate speech and slurs hurt people. They are also not fiction and therefore not the subject of this post. The discussion of hate speech is another discussion entirely, but me saying “hey it’s not cool to do this” does not equal you facing literal punishment from the state for doing it.

[chunkecheeks]

The Jellicle Ball set to Lose Control by Missy Elliot

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