Not Sure What To Put Here…

Hello, I am Taco.

[secretkeepertaco]

Hello, I am Taco. I don’t really know what I should be putting here.

Microphone said this could help me make connections, but I don’t know. I don’t exactly see how speaking to random people I’ve never met is going to help.

I’m only trying because it’s a distraction. Something to deal with the grief. I’ve barely felt alive since a dear friend of mine passed away.

God, that sounded so desperate.

Ask me things, I suppose? I’ll try to answer. I can’t guarantee or promise anything, considering I can hardly get out of bed anymore.

Not sure how to end this.. bye?

OOC: Hiii! I’m Kimble! Mainblog @kittydoesit

If you know my fics, all this is based on one of them titled ‘Looking Up I See Only the Ceiling’. This takes place after all that, so read if you want some more context.

No NSFW asks please!!

[secretkeepertaco]

I am apparently being dragged on a camping trip. I'd rather not but according to Mic this isn't optional.

[swiming32]

Ooooooo I love camping trips there fun

[secretkeepertaco]

Try camping for years. Without the supplies. I've had my fair share of wilderness experiences and I never want to go back there.

[secretkeepertaco]

Is it true... you where baby talking to a cat?

NO! I swear on my life I wasn't!

Wait, I don't value my life. I SWEAR ON MICROPHONE'S LIFE I WAS NOT!

[swiming32]

Are you shir about that cuz I walked in on yo- gits cut off bay Taco staring her down n-n- never mind forget what I said.......

[secretkeepertaco]

Yeah that's what I thought bITCH!

[secretkeepertaco]

I am apparently being dragged on a camping trip. I'd rather not but according to Mic this isn't optional.

[secretkeepertaco]

Is it true... you where baby talking to a cat?

NO! I swear on my life I wasn't!

Wait, I don't value my life. I SWEAR ON MICROPHONE'S LIFE I WAS NOT!

[secretkeepertaco]

taco do you read fanfiction and if so have you seen what the masses write about you and your little girlfriend? you seem like the kind of person to read,, like,, transfem house md lesbian ao3

No, I don't read fanfiction.

People have written about Microphone and I? Why the hell would they?

I'll have you know I have no clue what the hell that means. What the fuck is an ao3.

[secretkeepertaco]

Okay so.

I was stargazing with Mic yesterday. And she said, and I quote:

'The sky is beautiful, but not as beautiful as you.'

WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO? I AM FREAKING OUT AND CANNOT STOP THINKING ABOUT IT.

[acrazygayperson]

what do you do? Kiss her! Kiss kiss fall in love!

*hands you a lesbian flag cape* and wrap this long bacon around you both!

[secretkeepertaco]

Microphone is asking me where I got such a long bacon where does it come from?

[acrazygayperson]

the long bacon store

[swiming32]

Yes tell her you got it from the long bacon store...... It's totally not some sort of flag totally not

[secretkeepertaco]

[secretkeepertaco]

Is it okay if I vent a little? Alright, here goes.

I'm at work right now and I was talking with Soap about how sometimes it's really difficult to get up in the morning. Some asshole overheard and told me to stop 'being a lazy bitch' and now I'm hiding in the break room having a panic attack.

What do I do, because now I feel like I'm being useless and that none of my issues are that big of a deal.

[secretkeepertaco]

Soap sent me home since I was using the break room for breaking down, so now I'm sitting in bed drawing.

[secretkeepertaco]

Is it okay if I vent a little? Alright, here goes.

I'm at work right now and I was talking with Soap about how sometimes it's really difficult to get up in the morning. Some asshole overheard and told me to stop 'being a lazy bitch' and now I'm hiding in the break room having a panic attack.

What do I do, because now I feel like I'm being useless and that none of my issues are that big of a deal.

[secretkeepertaco]

Hello this is Mic I am here to tell you that Taco was baby talking at the cat and she refuses to admit it tumblr do your thing muahahahaha

[secretkeepertaco]

NO I WAS NOT BABY TALKING THE CAT DO NOT BELIEVE HER LIES

[swiming32]

Hi this is Melody I may or may not have walked in on Taco baby talking the cat I like to visit their dimension sometimes so she was indeed baby talking the cat

[secretkeepertaco]

Melody I'm going to murder you the next time you're here.

[secretkeepertaco]

Okay so.

I was stargazing with Mic yesterday. And she said, and I quote:

'The sky is beautiful, but not as beautiful as you.'

WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO? I AM FREAKING OUT AND CANNOT STOP THINKING ABOUT IT.

[acrazygayperson]

what do you do? Kiss her! Kiss kiss fall in love!

*hands you a lesbian flag cape* and wrap this long bacon around you both!

[secretkeepertaco]

Microphone is asking me where I got such a long bacon where does it come from?

[secretkeepertaco]

CAT. CAT. CAT. CAT.

SEND IN A KEVIN.

What? I don't even want to know what this means.

[secretkeepertaco]

Okay so.

I was stargazing with Mic yesterday. And she said, and I quote:

'The sky is beautiful, but not as beautiful as you.'

WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO? I AM FREAKING OUT AND CANNOT STOP THINKING ABOUT IT.

[secretkeepertaco]

Soap just pointed out that Microphone and I are wives and our son is the fucking cat and I can't believe that she's kind of right.

[secretkeepertaco]

This you and Mic? AKA your wife :pppppp

First of all, you are quite the artist.

Second: WE ARE NOT DATING! She is not my wife!

Oh shit, Mic just read this over my shoulder and said she wouldn't mind dating me fuuuuuck.

[secretkeepertaco]

Fell down some stairs again :/.

Also Mic taught me how to make little faces out of punctuation.

[secretkeepertaco]

Obligatory Lemon Tree photo.

I interrupted his nap.