Yuwination

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Dream with 100% of their iq:

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Dream with 99.2% of their iq:

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127 stans (just energies each stan/memeber gives off)

Taeyong: fluffy, soft, a little sensitive, vintage shirts, late night snacks, can be sexy when they want to

Taeil: mature, brave, likes stargazing, has a childish side, unintentionally funny, would do anything for their best friend

Johnny: hilarious, 3am bike rides, loves parties, loves people, unique handwriting, when you’re with them there’s always a photoshoot

Yuta: soo sooft, pastel colors, skin care, watches anime till 2am, wears their hair down,loves pastries, could probably kill a man, like if you asked them politely

Doyoung: smart, good grades, always sober, listens to classical, loves animals, isn’t always the most energetic at parties, lots of deep conversations

Jaehyun: always warm, sleepy, mumbles cute things in their sleep, drinks tea, calm, chill vibes, unproblematic

Mark: little sibling type, likes sweets, can be loud, loves to joke around, trendy, keeps up with all the internet memes, so damn lovable

Jungwoo: also soft, can think like a psycopath, but they’re nice so no one knows, introverted at first, kinda in a constant state of confusion

Haechan: so sweet, if u could eat them you’d get diabetes, little rays of sunshine just like their bias, energetic, helpful but mischievous

Winwin: adorable, love to compliment or admire others, can be a bit aloof at time, loves to help out, graceful, but a lil awk, oversized sweaters, adores winwin because they know he deserves the world 🧡

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Jisung: *doesnt listen to chenle*

Chenle: omgshutup I could literally buy you

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SuperM introductions

Mark: hello my names mark I’m from the kpop group nct dre- sorry I mean nct 12- oh sorry I meant nctU-no bts no exo no im sorry *cries*

Taeyong: sorry he’s still adjusting

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Kun: winwin who’s ur ideal type?

Winwin: I like strong people that can protect me

Kun: So Yuta?

Winwin: no! a b s o l u t l y n o t

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Taeyong: Yuta who’s your ideal ty-

Yuta: winwin

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Yuta: I’m a baby

Winwin: you’re 23.

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Winwin, coming back from wayv: hey Yuta! How have you been?

Yuta, internally: I haven’t seen you in exactly a year, two months, and 17 days. I’ve watched all your shows three times each and bought 12 copies of your album. Do you know how many restless nights I have just thinking about you. I can’t go a few hours without missing you. Winwin please stay with me for the rest of my life.

Yuta: oh! Just fine :)

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*line surgery*

Winwin: I’m nervous

Taeyong: It’s okay I’m here

*after surgery*

Winwin, crying: where’s taeyong??

Doctor: who do you think gave you the lines

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I miss yuwin :(

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Taeyong: YOU LEFT THE DREAMIES ALONE AND UNSUPERVISED?!?

Johnny: what could go wrong

*in the distance*

-house crashes down-

-forest fire onsets-

-police sirens-

-oh nvm that was chenle-

-screaming everywhere-

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-driving home-

Yuta: taeyong do you think I have a soul mate?

Taeyong: of course you do

Yuta: like winwin

Taeyong: who knows

Yuta: So it’s winwin

Taeyong: I mean it’s not something you can just decid-

Yuta: winwin

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Mark, holding his newborn: aww he’s so cute

Haechan: we’re going to give him some shots

Mark: hell yeah pour up it’s his birthday

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Nobody:

Mark: ooyyeeeiiiii

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In the dreamies dorms

Jisung: there’s a hundred and four days of summer vacation...

Chenle: and school comes along just to end it...

Jeno: So the annual problem for our generation is finding a good way to spend it...

Jaemin: like maybe..!

Renjun: sacraficing your family to satan

Haechan: renjun no

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Taeyong: jisung, I heard your grades were struggling

Jisung: just like your scalp

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At court.

Doyoung: your honor, I plead guilty as charged and request a death sentence for my actions

Judge: sir...this is a parking ticket..

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Haechan:

*points at Yuta*: fuck you

*points at taeyong*: fuck you

*points at jaehyun*: fuck you

*points at mark*: fuck me

*points at doyoung*, quietly: fuck you

*points at winwin*: and I’m not allowed to swear at u so hi