imagine being dex dizznee, age 13, having just escaped from a manipulative government who WENT TO YOUR HOUSE to get you to do things for them, only to be used to torture your best friend who won’t talk to you until suddenly THE “IM DYING” RING RINGS and you go to save her only to find YOUR UNCLE unconscious and your ALMOST COUSIN IN LAW missing a hand and trying to kill your best friend. so you attack him and it turns out HE TORTURED YOU. so you punch him with your PUNCHING BRACKET and you burn off HALF HIS FACE AND SAY “ILL DO IT AGAIN” but he ends up escaping. so you take your uncle home only for your friend and all her friends (you don’t like them) show up. and you have to run away with all of them only to realize ALL OF THEM ARE HOT.




















