Mystery Saja 미스터리 사자

Grrrr! BARK BARK!!! (Saja Boys roleplay blog by @elfie-doodles)

[secretly-a-saja-cyclops]

Guys, I learned how to shape shift. Check this out.

*puts on a false mustache*

Voila. Like… magic.

[celine-kim-sunlight]

*Celine is wearing groucho glasses*

Truly marvelous

@thesajafamily

[secretly-a-saja-cyclops]

Who tf are you?

[thischarmingdog]

my advice for women is eat more, shave less, and do whatever the fuck you want

[secretly-a-saja-cyclops]

Well, chat, it’s time to do unhinged shit.

*bites the mailman*

[thesajafamily]

Hm...I think I'll bite someone today too.

[thefoxthatrocks]

Why are you looking at me like that, dear?

@thesajafamily

[thesajafamily]

[thefoxthatrocks]

Don't. You. Dare.

@thesajafamily

[thesajafamily]

He decided to surprise Cho and...poof into a small, purple fox. And bite at her ankles! Myst had been trying to use his personal time to fully attempt shapeshifting. He has mastered it.

Now Cho-rong must pay the ultimate price!

[secretly-a-saja-cyclops]

Shit, wait. I bet I could do that, too :0

*tries to shift but turns into a tiny scruffy dog instead*

This is not what I intended… but it’ll do.

[secretly-a-saja-cyclops]

Well, chat, it’s time to do unhinged shit.

*bites the mailman*

[thesajafamily]

Hm...I think I'll bite someone today too.

[thefoxthatrocks]

Why are you looking at me like that, dear?

@thesajafamily

[thesajafamily]

[thefoxthatrocks]

Don't. You. Dare.

[secretly-a-saja-cyclops]

[secretly-a-saja-cyclops]

Well, chat, it’s time to do unhinged shit.

*bites the mailman*

[secretly-a-saja-cyclops]

Guys, I learned how to shape shift. Check this out.

*puts on a false mustache*

Voila. Like… magic.

[secretly-a-saja-cyclops]

I think the fans deserve to know their beloved Jinu drools in his sleep and snores badly.

[ibreathestories]

I believe that. Though I'd expect Abby to be the big snorefest.

[secretly-a-saja-cyclops]

He snores like a chainsaw

[secretly-a-saja-cyclops]

I think the fans deserve to know their beloved Jinu drools in his sleep and snores badly.

[secretly-a-saja-cyclops]

Found a crispy little fry piece at the bottom of the bag today. Reminded me of Baby. Small… and extra salty 😏

[queenbabysaja]

exCUSEEEEE MEEEE??? how DAREE you I am NOT that small and and i- i'm not saltyyy :( hmmph - frick you

[secretly-a-saja-cyclops]

Sounds pretty salty, Crispy

[secretly-a-saja-cyclops]

Found a crispy little fry piece at the bottom of the bag today. Reminded me of Baby. Small… and extra salty 😏

[secretly-a-saja-cyclops]

Unfortunately, humans are fuggin’ stupid.

Definitely not referring to the cashier who wouldn’t let me sneak out without paying for the bag of Takis earlier

[secretly-a-saja-cyclops]

(( OOC: @queenbabysaja back from the dead lol))

[secretly-a-saja-cyclops]

Before anyone asks, “Are you actually a cyclops under the bangs?”

…

I’m not telling 😏