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"Our Destiny is in the stars, so le'ts go and search for it."-The First Doctor

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my dream is to live in a place where cute forest critters wander into my yard and make friends with my pets 

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Paul Ryan Slits Auto Mechanic’s Throat To Kick Off GOP Purge Of Working Class

WASHINGTON—Grinning proudly as blood gushed from his victim’s windpipe, House Speaker Paul Ryan reportedly slit an auto mechanic’s throat Wednesday to kick off the GOP purge of the working class. “With our tax reform bill giving us the mandate we have long desired, there’s nothing stopping us now—commence the bloodletting!” said Ryan, holding up the lifeless body of the local blue-collar worker as blood from his severed arteries sprayed reporters gathered at the press conference. “Now we can finally experience the sweet release of all our pent-up hatred of the parasitic working class without fear of punishment or retribution. The blood of the filthy proletariat will flow in the streets, and the families of truck drivers, nurses, and retail employees all over the nation will know our wrath. No one making under $50,000 a year is safe. Today, the American economy will be put back on the right track, and the liquidation begins!” At press time, blood-drenched Republican senators Bob Corker and Lisa Murkowski were seen sprinting into a Baltimore Walmart wielding machetes.

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I’m so sorry I know this is off-brand but I just love bats so goddamn much! <3

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what is the coolest rock you have?

probably one of these but i dont know what kind they are

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what the fuck

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how could you waste a egg

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a what

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5-year-old Sophia Chiappalone was born with a heart defect and wasn’t expected to live past age 2. All she wanted before her 4th open heart surgery was to ‘marry’ her best friend, Hunter, so her mom gave them a 'wedding’ photo shoot. “Most people wait a lifetime for someone who wouldn’t stand by them through such illness,” she said, but Sophia “met a best friend and love of her life at 3 who does.” Source Source 2

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I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down..

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How Amazon reviews go:

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⭐️ “Ordered a bed frame and got a pack of plastic knives instead. Customer service told me to fuck off. Delivery lasted 7 years. Caused a divorce. Lost my house. I am now going to jail.”

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Comedian and vlogger Elijah Daniel became mayor of Hell, Michigan, proceeded to ban all heterosexuals, and then was impeached. This singlehandedly saved 2017

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