someone's secret funny blog

[secretlyapatosaurus]

The problem with everything is I'm stressed because living costs so much money and the solution to my stress is getting more tattoos but tattoos also cost money

[secretlyapatosaurus]

one of my hobbies is convincing myself i don't Really have OCD cause it's Not That Bad and then being at work with this gut feeling that I caused someone's seizure and remembering that this is in fact OCD and it is actually that bad.

[secretlyapatosaurus]

once i max out my mental health stat and don't need any more therapy it's over for you bitches

[a-healthy-dose-of-apathy]

we are so back (relapsing)

[psilocervidae]

god this really sucks, I'm gonna [remembers that suicide jokes are bad for my mental health] forsake poseidon and become my own god

[secretlyapatosaurus]

turns out it actually is not easy peasy macaroni to heal from an eating disorder and self harm addiction like i thought it should be

[secretlyapatosaurus]

*actively choosing to listen to sad music*

*sad song plays*

"oh noooo why are we playing this one? this hurts."

*continues listening*

[secretlyapatosaurus]

"i got depressed"

boring. concerning. overly personal.

"my brain was getting spicy"

exciting! fun! mysterious!

[secretlyapatosaurus]

i put the disco in disconnected from reality

[secretlyapatosaurus]

the unfortunate thing about me not letting people follow my secret mentally ill jokes blog is nobody knows how funny i am

[secretlyapatosaurus]

"of course i'm fine why wouldn't i be fine?" (he's listening to phoebe bridgers and doing puzzles by himself)

[secretlyapatosaurus]

i put the disco in disconnected from reality

[wizened-beanie-baby-moved]

"everybody hates me" factoid actually just a statistical error. The average person doesn't hate you, especially not your friends. You, a person who sits in your room experiencing self loathing every day, are an outlier adn should not have been counted.

[fluffylandshark]

[tothechaos]

i need to (remembers that suicide jokes only hurt yourself and those around you) fag it up

[catchymemes]

[zanabism-deactivated20200529]

I hope you guys like…eventually live the life you want to live and I hope nothing haunts you for too long and I hope you’re all kind to yourselves

[secretlyapatosaurus]

with the right music and an unhealthy stress level i can accomplish so much!

[secretlyapatosaurus]

yeah maybe it's easier to say "ahaha i dont wanna sleep" than it is to say "the weight of life is crushing me and i need constant reminders that people love me"