Dr. John Seward

Ask a psychiatrist

[secretphonograph]

Hello. I am Dr. John Seward, and this is my blog--I am an asylum administrator, and I am most open to questions to be asked. I do believe that, as I have learned from my mentor before me, one must be open to knowledge and questioning.

Otherwise, this contains transcriptions from my auditory diary; meanderings, musings, and rumination occurs here.

Tagging system:

Dracula; dracula daily; jack seward: self-explanatory

A query; a musing; jack reblogs: type of post. An ask, an original post, a reblog (respectively).

2025 run; off season; 2026 run: when it's being posted. Timeloops make things complicated.

Special guest stars (the people and signatures who are specifically tagged in posts):

annaisthemoon

renfield

renfieldsflies

count dracula

anonymous

i m simp

ʚ♡ɞ

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internetchan39

thekidofshadows

victor frankenstein

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I'm Lu, the mod :) you can ask me things ooc. I usually do my best to tag things appropriately; shoot me an ask if I mess up!

[secretphonograph]

Braaaiiiiinnnnnnsssss

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Yes, well, while they are quite fascinating to study, it seems you have not used yours to form a thought coherent enough for me to elaborate on.

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What is your favorite type of cheese?

I tend to enjoy a mozzarella. Soft and flavourless, much like my love life.

[secretphonograph]

Hello guys! It is about a month out to the Dracula Daily season, and I am very excited. However, due to certain time management issues (I graduate May 21st) as well as manning other blogs (mainly Quincey), I will not be as active as Jack as last year.

Askbox will still be open, and I will likely answer them. Just wanted to let you guys know that I'm taking Jack to the seaside for his health (not even close) :)

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Spiders

[*three tiny spiders*]

Ugh...and now I must deal with this as well. At least I have a handkerchief and a metal bin to throw it into.

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You'll find out soon enough 🩷

...I see.

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A vampire

Two vampire

Two vampire and a half

Two vampire and two half vampire

In te gardennn (or something).

What...does this mean?

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🐝🐝🐝

Some bees for you

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I cannot accept insects at the moment due to a...particular...asylum policy. I will have one of the attendants release them outside.

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[*A box, about bigger than a grown man's hand, with a label saying "Gift 4 Dr. Sewage Malpractice", full of weed and some colorful sprinkles (yes the ones you can eat) on top*]

For my favorite 19th century psicologic✨🩷🫀!!

How singular! Well, I suppose I ought to start testing this herb with the patients, as it may produce a positive psychological effect.

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Do you want kids?

Certainly not, nor do I think it advisable. It takes far too much effort and time for such things.

[dr-victor-frankenstein]

Excellent friend! I am glad this time we are of the same opinion.

[secretphonograph]

Oh, I have a feeling I shall one day change my mind; yet for now, I must say that a wife and child could hinder dedication to my work.

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Do you want kids?

Certainly not, nor do I think it advisable. It takes far too much effort and time for such things.

[secretphonograph]

𒍣𒊹𒂊 𒉆𒌀 𒌈𒅥

zishare namush ibgu

All souls eat death/All throats swallow death

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This has been waiting for me for over one month now...I suppose it is true, but it haunts me in a way. Illogically, as it is quite normal that we as omnivores do eat death, in a way. I suppose it is some sort of spiritual aspect.

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Gay

I am NOT...promiscuous...

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Madam Mina called you a homo. And she's right.

...Sapiens?

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Thoughts on sodomy?

I think...it is illegal.

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I just learned of this new device to treat insanity, I thought perhaps you may like a set to try on one of your favorite pets patients!

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You see...mental illness is stored mostly in the brain...sometimes in the humours or womb...that is. not needed for the patients at all thank you

I suppose I could design a longitudinal study though...hm...

[passionpeachy]

got you some chocolates. don’t worry about the title

[unwavering-devotion]

@sewards-phonograph @secretphonograph @reallucywestenra @jonathan-harkers-recipe-blog @dr-abraham-van-helsing

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...Thank you?

They look....appetizing. Certainly that is the word.