Clockwork

Tori, 25 years old. Currently in college and working full time so I have frequent moments of hiatus and occasional mental break downs. I apologize in advance.

[yesiplaygamez]

The npc in every fetch quest :

[jupitersmusings]

good things will happen 🧿

things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿

[overlord-fire-bubble]

THIS ONE FUCKING WORKS. REBLOG IT.

[4x01]

i’ve been informed there’s a point in which german dub dean says the german f slur dear god

[4x01]

good morning to closeted american dean winchester, bisexual spanish dean winchester, homophobic german dean winchester,

[they-might-be-bionts]

destiel going canon only in spanish and an episode of the animaniacs reboot getting pulled for showing a number to a phone sex hotline within 12 hours of each other is the cherry on top of this batshit fucking month

[spiritsflame]

why does destiel keep being the vehicle for my learning wild and completely unrelated information

[lesbiancloudtail]

me baking: haha fuck yeah!!! yes!!!

me cleaning up: well this fucking sucks. what the fuck

[marauders4evr]

Friendly reminder that this creepy moment existed. 

[maxxiegalaxy-deactivated2022032]

#she was laughing at her husband and son#people who she loved dearly enough to give up her life#and snape took that and cut them out of it so he could pretend she was laughing for him#her love in the letter was for sirius who was best man at her wedding and her good friend who fought at her side in the order#and snape took that so he could pretend her love was for him#snape is fucking trash and this is not romantic at all

this this this this this omg this si so disgusting this guy is a creep who feels entitled to Lily’s love even though he’s done nothing to deserve it

[teacupsandcyanide]

Gandalf, taking a hit from his joint: Did you guys know that mithril is super expensive? Like insanely valuable? That it’s very much a finite resource mostly plundered from the earth and invaluable due to its many uses? And also Sauron has most of it so it’s now lost to its Elven and Dwarvish makers? And to think Bilbo’s precious gift of mithril mail is probably sitting in the local Useless Dumb Artefacts Museum. Just makes you think lol ...

Gimli, a dwarf who has lost most of his people’s cultural artefacts: ... I’m sorry Bilbo was given what and did what with it

Frodo, secretly wearing Bilbo’s mithril mail at that very moment but only after nearly 70 years of it sitting in the Useless Dumb Artefacts Museum gathering dust because Bilbo had no idea his cool shirt was worth approximately the net value of their entire country:

[teacupsandcyanide]

Lord of the Rings is a comedy

[severalowls]

Political parody became impossible when the british prime minister fucked that pig. Like there's never going to be a scandal that outmatches the time that world leader David Cameron put his dick in a dead pig as a joke. Recourse just flew out the fucking window for meaningful consequences happening for anything when a head of state was implicated in necrozoophilia and then continued to be a head of state for a year afterwards. And this was AFTER black mirror had a fictional pm fuck a pig, intended as satire. They didn't know satire was dead, like the pig, that he fucked, as a prank.

[wintersongstress]

me waiting for the next hyperfixation to consume me and give me renewed inspiration and purpose in life:

[homosupremacist-deactivated2022]

When the quarantine is over my mattress is gonna look like chell's bed at the beginning of portal 2

[homosupremacist-deactivated2022]

[tzifron]

[betterthankanyebitch]

[cumonthevoid]

why did they give this line to the villain

[honey-harper-official-deactivat]

To make it seem like a bad thing to young girls

[alittlelights]

[missameliasmithers]

The canon OT3 

[gayblackgeek]

#let’s go steal us a healthy poly relationship #with boundaries and diverse interests #and the best trick of all #LET’S STEAL THE CANON

[seananmcguire]

Look!  My tags still travel with this gifset, eternal, shiny and chrome!

[itsforexposure]

"...hello police? this person drew a stick figure for me online after i threatened to call the police on them for tax evasion. why are you laughing stop it"

[jessica-henwick-deactivated2023]

#inconspicuous winking

[digdeepergravedigger09]

few things I love about this scene:

* Aunt May mouthing “WHAT THE FUCK” as she hides her face from Tony with her tastefully falling curls

* Tony winking up a storm as May’s peripheral vision is obscured by her own tastefully falling curls

* Peter being able to see both adults trying to be sneaky

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

a collection of covid tweets, part 5

(the tweet collection series)

[devdevlin]

Some of you might remember my bunny, Pan. She’s such a squishy little baby 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 This is her in case you forgot;

Anyway, Pan has a boyfriend. We’ve actually had him longer than her, but I don’t think I’ve posted him here before. Anyway, I thought it was time I introduce you. His name is Merlin and he’s just as squishy;

And he’s so photogenic;

Seriously, he could be a model if he wanted to;

And athletic to boot!

And there’s no one he loves more than Pan

Except... maybe for food.

💚💚💚💚