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Welcome to my unorganized chaos main blog! Call me Nano & use any pronouns you like (cuz idc) Aroace so take my thirsting with a grain of salt
Sideblogs: @f1-and-associated (you can find me here!) @motogp-and-associated (or here!)
I get into many things so there are obvious phases, but I am currently most active on my F1 and MotoGP side blogs. Have a lovely day!
>âthis thing is too generic and tropeyâ
>look inside
>forefather of that genre
Forcing myself to believe this is a bit on 916 days left
unrestrained summer fun
guys i just fainted for the first time (only for a few seconds im p sure) and that was one of the most fascinating bodily experiences ive ever had!!! like damn it really does just go all black and ur GONE. taking down notes for future fic scenarios.
the fainting was because i couldnt breathe because i was hit by a SEVERAL MINUTES LONG intense coughing fit where i could not get a single inhale in at all
in addition to telling tumblr immediately after i was done fainting, it may amuse u to know that While the coughing fit was ongoing i was tweeting it live on my private account
good and normal priorities
Quite frankly yall need to be projecting more on the doms. Make the DOM have guilty sexual fantasies !!! Maybe the DOM is shamefully staring at the ceiling after waking up from a dream!!! Yall are cowards. Do none of you have any appreciation for the noble dom identity crisis. Do none of you have any respect for guilty sadists with control issues and who desperately want autonomy for once in their damn lives and who just want to Keep someone, for once, who want to be allowed to Want and Take . Do NONE of yall have any respect for sadists realizing with horror how badly they want to hurt the person they would do anything to protect and take care of and make smile? Cowards, all of you.
shoutout to flags that look like landscapes fr gotta be one of my favorite genders
Not to forget:
if I see one more "why age verification is bad" post that doesn't even bother to mention that locking young people out of huge sections of the public sphere - literally the stated goal and primary impact of this shit - is wrong in and of itself I will simply start hitting people with bricks
yes yes biometric data privacy blah blah adults can hypothetically by harmed by this too. what about the immediate and deliberate and not at all hypothetical harm to youth. why are you acting like a potential data leak about what your face looks like, which if it ever happened would at least be generally recognised as a problem, is a more serious issue than cutting millions of people off from information and community and public expression which is happening right now in the open with large scale support
it's got the stench of fucking "banned books week" on it. thousands of adults congratulating themselves for reading books literally no one is trying to stop them from reading while doing nothing to improve access for the young people who are the ones actually having those books made off-limits to them.
It is extremely troubling that society is working so hard to deny children any space at all. Nearly every "third space" (i.e. not school or home) is being closed off to kids (while these spaces complain about declining sales as these kids grow up to be adults who don't go to those places). Now we're also denying them communities as we're forcing them to stay home. What really is the end goal?
im fucking crying
One year ago today I posted this miniature Star Wars Andor inspired photo I created. Shot practically using real figures, lighting & a couple of broom heads to create a crop field and a few perspective cheats.
painting of joan of arc but she's got a lil carabiner. is this anything.
she's got the key to heaven or something
TIL anyone who's going to overwinter in Antarctica has to have had their appendix out. Because removing an appendix that's not causing any trouble just as a precaution is way better than having one that's about to burst when you're on the ass-end of the planet with no way to be rushed to a hospital if shit gets real.
No, by the way, we absolutely did not think of this ahead of time. A dude named Leonid Rogozov got appendicitis in Antarctica. Fortunately, the expedition's doctor diagnosed him quickly and knew how to remove an appendix. Unfortunately, our man Leo was the expedition's doctor.
What did he do? Well, he set up a mirror, gave his belly a shot of novocaine, presumably told a colleague, "hold my vodka," and he removed his own fucking appendix. He survived.
this picture has such "i lived bitch" energy
also a poem from the new, unreleased collection. very possibly my own all-time favourite.
Hello esteemed mutual. If you are reading this, then that means my propaganda is working. But you might still have questions, so I am here to answer them.
What is Spatort?
Spatort, aka that show about the Sad Gay German Cops, aka Tatort SaarbrĂŒcken, aka 90% of my blog over the past month, is a German detective show. It's about the latest SaarbrĂŒcken team within the tv show Tatort and can be watched completely separately from the other Tatort teams. It features a team of four homocide detectives (Leo Hölzer, Adam SchĂŒrk, Esther Baumann and Pia Heinrich) who solve murders amidst all their personal drama in the city of SaarbrĂŒcken in the South-West of Germany. It's a murder of the week style show, but with personal drama of the protagonists as an overarching plot line.
Our dream team posing with a very dead girl and Rechtsmedizinerin Henny Wenzel.
Why should I watch this?
Because it's gay. There are a few canonically gay side characters, but the real meat is the relationship between Leo and Adam. They are childhood best friends who went through some rough shit together and are reunited after having spent 15 years apart. They like to have sleepovers, stare deeply into each others eyes, have dramatic break-ups and tell each other how much they mean to each other in convoluted ways. They are two co-dependent wrecks and I love them with all my heart. Will they ever become canon? We don't know. The canonically bisexual Tatort Berlin protagonist Robert Karow was allowed a gay sex scene on primetime German television though, so there is hope.
Because it's gay 2: ESTHER! As soon as she gets more than two lines of exposition (Episode 3), she starts flirting with every living woman in sight. I love her.
Apart from that, it's also just a good show. Speaking as someone who isn't overly fond of detectives, I think it has a good balance between murder mystery and character drama. The actors have great chemistry and are just so much fun to watch. There has been some criticism claiming that too much time is spent on the lives of the protagonists instead of on the murder cases, but that's exactly what makes me like this series.
This series made me fall back in love with the German language again and I heard multiple people saying the same thing.
Why is it called Spatort?
Because "Die letzte Reihe von Tatort SaarbrĂŒcken" takes too long to say and there's this shovel (in German: Spaten) that plays an important role in the first episode. (And Spaten + Tatort = Spatort).
Are there any content warnings?
Murder, violence, some episodes get pretty bloody (not quite gore but @yuespropagandablog don't watch it), abusive parents, intravenous drug use (one shot in episode Der Fluch des Geldes), overdose, and of course they're all cops.
Are there German characters in this German show set in Germany?
Yes :D
Do they all speak German?
Yep, the show is in German but there are a few scenes where some French is spoken.
But Furious, I don't speak German. How on Earth am I supposed to watch it if I can't understand it?
THEN LEARN The lovely Tumblr user @nerd-on-duty made subtitles for the first 5 episodes. You can DM them (or @krukel or me) for a link.
If I know German well enough to watch German television with German subtitles or no subtitles at all, where can I watch it?
At the moment of writing this, the ARD Mediathek has most of the episodes with German subtitles, but these are only available for a period of time. You can pay for ARD Plus for access to all Tatort episodes ever made, or you can put on your pirate hat and scourge the internet. (All the episodes are on the Internet Archive as well.)
I'm not fully convinced yet, but I do like men's tits. Is there anything you can show me to convince me to watch it?
You're in luck! This is our protagonist Leo Hölzer:
(GIF credits to @thisfeebleheart, more in this post. Also thanks to @krukel for helping this lesbian select these tits for this propaganda post.)
I'm still not convinced by the men tits. I do like pathetic blond men being put in Situations though.
You're in luck! Meet Adam SchĂŒrk:
(GIF credits from right to left, top to bottom: @thisfeebleheart, @leoholzer, @vaschbaer, @a-way-we-go.)
Okay. I've started it. Why does this intro look like it's from the 70s?
Because it is. Tatort started airing in 1970 and they just. Never changed the intro. Don't worry though, the rest of the show does reflect the time the episodes were made in.
I watched it and I love it! I need to know what happens next! When will the next episode air?
At the moment of making this post, the next episode is set to air January 2026. The one after that in 2027. Yes, you read that right, there is one episode per year.
PER YEAR????
YES. JOIN US IN OUR SUFFERING.
NEXT EPISODE AIRING TOMORROW THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Why so blue
they're both stupid.
