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❝So a monkey could do this job--but I was here first.❞ Indie RP blog for BBC Sherlock OC Margaret Wright. Multi/verse/ship/fandom friendly. M&M are 18+ #secretxry ooc; outofcoffee

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OK there r some things you guys need to understand about my OC bcuz I THINK PEOPLE ARE ASSUMING THINGS AND I'M PARANOID. SHE MAY HAVE A FUCKING GORGEOUS FACE CLAIM BUT IT DOES NOT DEFINE HER PERSONALITY. I DIDN'T MAKE HER THIS WAY TO GET IN YOUR PANTS. She was an 'ugly duckling' that turned into a  swan but still doesn't really realize she's a swan so she's this weird  woman who likes rocks and the beach boys and bad jokes and assumes everyone is her friend. OK BYE

{ TL;DR Muse grew out of their appearance but not out of their personality }

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psa:if i ever send you a meme, you are under no obligation to respond to it if you aren’t comfortable with it. this is supposed to be fun, chickadees, and i never want you to do anything that you don’t want to out of a sense of obligation. that’s all lovelies. have some puppies:

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im so lazy send help

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     ”Mm.. wha- who’re you?” Sherlock came awake abruptly, sitting up and blinking, obviously confused. It was obvious he was drunk, and as he looked around and spotted the woman, he frowned and tried to get up. In this, he failed miserably, and ultimately ended up sitting against the wall and trying to look dignified. “I’m not taking cases at the moment.”

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"I never said anything ab-"

 Maggie pondered for a moment, catching a strong                     whiff of him breaking into a fit of chuckles.                  "Ohhhh--you're a bit tanked, aren't you?        And your friends have gone and ditched you!? That's terrible!" 

She took a step forward, patting him gently on the arm,     "Oh don't worry it's only me! I'm Maggie,              your friend for tonight. What's your name?" 

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         ”It’s a stolen artefact, as a matter of fact.”

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"--Oh." 

Maggie froze for a moment before removing the necklace from around her neck, promptly holding  it out to him, "I didn't know, honestly. Uh--Please don't throw    me into prison? I don't think my humor would go well over       there with the other..ladies. Getting shanked isn't on                                                                   my bucket list, either."  

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Maggie abruptly turned around to the only person               in the isle of the shop, basket in hand,    "Do I try to be a model citizen and make roast lamb,           or do I just order pizza for the fourth night in a row?                 You look like someone who's good at decision making."

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A little baby elephant stumbles into your askbox, holding a small letter in his mouth. He hands the note to you, “I love you. You are a wonderful, loved person." Pass it on to ten people on your dash anonymously.

Aww thanks!

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I fucking hate when people are selective about following back. Like If I find someone new I want to follow I'll go follow them on all my accounts. And then to see they immediately follow back a certain few? I SEE YOU. SO RUDE. And it's mostly they'll follow my male rp blogs and not my female. 8 - ) what's the deal I'm not trying to get in ur fckn pants chill

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[ stares  around   at    his   surroundings    with an expression  of  utter frustration   and confusion, head flicking from side   to side in quick, jarring motions. ]

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[ Maggie muttered to herself as she stuffed a few dollars into her pocket, grocery bag in hand as she made her way down the pavement, stopping abruptly at the figure ahead.                               Something was just a little off about him. ]

                              "Hello--?"

[ She leaned forward, squinting in                the dark and taking a few steps forward. ]

"Is something the matter? Are you lost? If it makes                                 you feel any better I get lost all the time." 

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Pacing around the place Sherlock didn’t look at Margaret at all, instead focusing on letting the sense of what happened in there sink.

"Threatened with what? Bad breath, colourful language, feather duster?"

It’s a snap and actually stolen from-that-one-film-John-made-him-watch response but in a slightly twisted way it helped Sherlock clear his mind.

“Not throwing a punch was the closest to smart thing you did. Always harder to cover up a murder than a break in. Speaking of smart, the brute clearly was also not but if he found something suggesting I live here don’t you think he’d wait?

And while we’re on the subject, try not to clean any more crime scenes if you happen to be at one again and somehow survive - if that could be helpful in any way, I’d bring along Mrs. Hudson.

                                                What languages do you know? How well?

                                                          —why so sure it was Russian?”

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She looked up, brows furrowing at his comment. Of course he wouldn't of been afraid in a situation like that.  "Uh--his hands were bigger than my face? He might have had a weapon. I don't know, I didn't want to find out!"                                    Voice raising towards the end.

Maggie slumped over, her chin in her hands as she stared down at her feet, irritated this conversation wasn't going exactly how she planned it.

"You know, I've had to learn quite a few things for jobs..I know German, Spanish, Dutch and a tiny bit of Russian. His tattoo had Russian letters on it. I think they were Russian. I couldn't stop looking at his hands. And wondering if I was gonna get killed by those hands."

Maggie sucked her lips, running a hand in her hair, "What's that big brain of yours thinking about?         Are we going to have to move or not?"

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not that I expect there’s any comfort in that but same thing happens to me when I come back from my perpetual semi-hiatus episodes

// ppl are just so rude. tumblr. so rude. #so rude

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   ”…”

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( Is he dead or is he asleep..? )

Maggie tip toed over, bending over to lightly poke the man in the back, "Uh--hey. Having a nice nap I hope..? Well I mean if you are, I've probably ruined it, but I'm really just checking to see if you're alive--Are you?"

She shifted her eyes back and forth to try and hear him breathing, Maggie craning her neck forward, "Psst--hey."

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consultingbohemian:

    “curious, indeed.                where did you get that?”

"Second hand store find. Neat, isn't it?           Looks very old and rustic.             ..Unless it doesn't actually look               it and it is. Because the face                  you're giving me might be                    telling me something different..."

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"Do you mind?  Some people are trying to    read.”

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"Sorry--Didn't see anyone in here. I guess I can always vacuum later. Reading is important..Keeps the brain going. Vacuuming..not so much. Again--Sorry. Great book by the way."

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*be's active* *posts and all that fun jazz* *someone unfollows* wELL THEN