SecularSalvation

23. Chemist. Former Retail Worker. Homosexual. Lover of music. Lover of stories in any medium for that matter. Excellent Procrastinator. Failing Perfectionist. Endearing, but useless. Enjoy the porn and cartoons.

[gaypeopletwitter]

[mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours]

[pokemonpika77]

Guys, this is season ONE of the Simpsons.

[buzzfeed]

[lenaleaderoftheresistance-deact]

still not over this clapback

[obovoid]

[throwbackblr]

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

When the working class finally unites and takes out the rich.

[pokekmon-deactivated20170218]

which spongebob character is the white gay friend

[beeorchids-moved-deactivated201]

larry the lobster next question

[moomwdwmfqn-deactivated20171118]

larry is that type of gay w/ masc4masc and “no fats no fems” on his Floundr bio

[yourbrothershotfriend]

Floundr bio I’m out

[radiumdesu]

i had to read this on my dash and now you have to too

[fluffyrabidkitten]

How dare you do that to Larry. He is pure and precious and he would not discriminate against fat people in his bio. You ever watch the episodes with him in it? He’s always super nice when it comes to Spongebob’s lack of muscle and always tried to encourage him. Shame on you.

[surprisebitch]

drag them!

[3000gayteen]

He’s nice to Spongebob because Spongebob is a twink.

[surprisebitch]

true. but Spongebob is also fem so

[portraitofadumbassonfire]

So that would mean Patrick is a bear?

[hamhamclubhouse]

I wanna fuck sandy squirrels

[surprisebitch]

… anyway.. point is Larry the Lobster is a fem ally, accepts every gay, and he encourages everyone to be the best they can be

And from what i heard recently, Larry deleted his Floundr since he started dating Don the Whale who’s an MoC (mammal of colour) and is bestfriends with intersectional feminist woke icon Sandy Cheeks

If anyone’s problematic, it’s squidward’s lazy ass who probably has “discreet” on his profile, only sends torso pics, and would block you when you ask for a face pic

and yes Patrick is a bear who’s a twink chaser hence, his need to accompany spongebob in almost every episode. he want that spussy

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[khangoftheworld]

I choked because of this

[pymdn-deactivated20221205]

I died at spussy and twinkbob

[californiadreamboy]

Stop putting this on my dash

[studthismuffin]

Spussy

[theladybiologist]

I knew I liked her for a damn good reason….

[bibidebabideboo]

[waitareulistening]

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[arandomthot]

In this instance just remember you are what you eat

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

[bread-booty]

[growlandpounce]

Accurate. And just like all video games I go for a mix of everything and try to get the prettiest special effects.

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Bottoms need to stop fighting over tops and make them actually work for it so that they don’t go around thinking their entire job is to stick their dicks in and put zero effort because they’re “in demand.” Bottom solidarity.

[jturn]

when tumblr user sodomymcscurvylegs rises up against the Capitop and ignites the revolution as our Bottomingjay

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Me on my way to destroy the TOParchy and liberate my fellow bottoms from oppression:

[nachopresident]

Is that Mariah?

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

No, it’s me going to liberate my fellow bottoms from this TOPtalitarian regime.

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[flacomexicano-deactivated201806]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[flowerinaflame]

[beyonslayed]

this post needs more notes!!!!!