we do not want your future!

[itsjustonebullet]

{Raise your hand if you've ever felt like a shitty rp partner.}

[venusaurphobia]

[thefrogman]

Once upon a midnight DEAL WITH IT.

[heyimkris]

I give a fuck, nevermore.

[samandriel]

merely a bro, nothing more.

[heliwr]

#suddenly there came a swagging as of someone gangsta rapping

#rapping at my chamber door

[ruafaoladh]

Quoth the raven, “Swag galore”

[princesconsuela]

[iammagicitself-deactivated20180]

# still the best moment in a tv show ever

[secuuredfutures]

KIM POSSIBLE SENTENCE STARTERS, PART I

"What's the sitch?"

"So not the drama."

"No offense, but that's very sensitive material."

"It's a story I'm writing for the school paper – pretty hard-hitting stuff."

"They keep turning you down – no offense."

"Math: you'll never actually use it in the real world."

"I think what you do is really amazing."

"Why are you looking at me like that?"

"Since when does my name have a 'the' in front of it?"

"What will she do next?!"

"Hey, let's see if we can sneak into the bear cage at the zoo!"

"Hicka bicka boo?"

"Hooshaw."

"So, what's it like to be you?"

"I mean, to risk utter embarrassment and total rejection like that?"

"We'll totally be here for you when he dumps you."

"So, you think I'm hot?"

"You ferociously misquoted me!"

"She must not know who I am."

"I'm not sure I know who you are."

"I'm having a little get-together tonight. No biggie, just fifty of my closest friends."

"SAVE ME!"

"Okay, spit it out, computer dude."

"You brought us out here because someone stole a crustacean?"

"This is art – sacrifices must be made!"

"Okay, that's really annoying."

"This coming from a wrestling fan?"

"I don't get the connection."

"Stop playing around!"

"Got any teenage daughters who might want to go to a big, American dance party?"

"Nine? One's plenty! ... Okay, maybe two."

"I always wondered about the 'woosh.' "

"Ever consider a normal door?"

"YOU! YOU DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING!"

"I'm trying to focus on the thing on my nose that's gonna BLOW ME UP."

"Take her whole nose if you have to!"

"You make my life sound like cake."

"You're smart, athletic, pretty, and popular. Sounds pretty cake-y to me."

"This is a democracy people, now do as I say!"

"Quick! Shimmy up the cable!"

"OOH, you teenagers and your sass! Wow!"

"Beats humiliation at the talent show, I guess."

"If the chasm is bottomless, how can you fill it with water?"

"IT'S VERY VERY DEEP, ALRIGHT?"

"Why am I sitting on a block of ice?"

"This doesn't make sense to me."

"Welcome to my world."

"So, do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? 'Cause I'll totally walk by again."

"Uh-huh – walk, and keep walking."

"It's called outsourcing."

"Stealing again?"

"Just get on with it!"

"This is not the time to question the nature of our relationship!"

"I'm not doing this for you. I'm doing this for me."

"I need to familiarize myself with the equipment!"

"Your skin is smooth and zit-free, like a baby's bottom."

"That is SICK AND WRONG!"

"YOU WANT SOME OF THIS?"

"COME ON, FREAK! LET'S DANCE!"

"I call it gross beyond reason."

"YOU THINK YOU'RE ALL THAT, BUT YOU'RE NOT!"

"That's what giving 150% looks like."

"Careful – I hear when you hit 160, you spontaneously combust."

"We are such lucky ducks."

"HELLO. IT'S A SALAD. Lettuce, tomato, DISAPPOINTMENT!"

"Yes, it's very evil."

"Nobody does superweapons like you!"

"You have definitely – lost it."

"Maybe now's not the time."

"Isn't that the high school?"

"Prepare to be drained of all individuality and spirit."

"Yep. High school."

"Why do you always act so surprised?"

"School bus rules apply here – don't talk to the driver."

"I don't scare."

"Oh complain, complain! You know, when life gives you lemons..."

"I COMPLAIN ABOUT THE LEMONS!"

"DO NOT make me say those words."

"Don't even mess with me."

"Wait, was that a serious suggestion, or are you mocking me?"

"I'd say about thirty percent serious, seventy percent mock."

"Woohoo. Extra hoo."

"Oooh, scary man."

"HE USES A FAKE NAME?!"

"Not to seem ungrateful, but why did you break me out of prison?"

"Hold it right there, slick: I don't do cakes. I don't bake 'em, and I DON'T jump out of 'em."

[thelonelynoones]

Raise your hand if you follow a bunch of awesome rp blogs but are too afraid to talk to them.

[characterofstrength-deactivated]

Raise your hand higher if u know they’ll probably never follow u back because ur a scrub

*reaches for the stars*

*breaks off arm trying to reach the sun*

[shiratorizawa-boys]

this blog is now rated t for trash

[buricdwith-deactivated20170611]

                “ whatever  it  is  you  think  you  saw  in  me,  i  buried  it  with  my  family. ”

ind.  erik  lehnsherr  of  x-men.  est.  august  2014.

[orphanfingerprints-deactivated2]

PSA. no one is the sole authority on what characters should be like. not even the original creator. interpretations are what makes rp so fun. if every version of one muse was the same, then there wouldn’t be a point in having more than one version of a muse.

[secuuredfutures]

I’ve seen Captain America: Civil War multiple times...

At this point I can with certainty say what the plot is.  It’s not Team Cap V Team Iron Man.  It’s not Black Panther V Bucky.  It’s not about the Sokovia Accords (a rather shitty substitute for the Superhero Registration Act IMO) It’s one simple single plot line.

CA:CW plot: Sgt. James ‘Bucky’ Barnes aka The Winter Soldier... went out to buy some plums in Bucharest and got his week lit the fuck up! He went out to get a plum. He didn’t do anything, he didn’t have his metal arm showing, he looked damn comfy to me.  Then all of a sudden because of Zemo, Bucky had his week and life lit to the fucking heavens.  He got beat up, got his arm shot off, had his past spilled, and made a weird love/hate friendship with Sam.

He just wanted a plum... A PLUM DAMMIT!

[ofhotheads-blog]

THE MEME FOR PEOPLE WHO HATE HAPPINESS.

Who doesn’t love soul-crushing angst? Send me a 💔 and I’ll generate a number, 1-75, and post a starter based on what scenario I get. 

Please note that some of these scenarios may be triggering.

Keep reading

[secuuredfutures]

☆

send a symbol to give my muse... (☆: a fronthand slap)

Erik took in a huge breath as he came fully around.He made to sit up but felt a hand holding him down.He sputtered trying to take in as much air as possible,his hand coming up to the side of his face he’d felt being hit.He looked over in bewilderment and then slight anger.“I’m pretty sure that’s not how you wake someone up from a possible drowning!”

[akadevildocks-moved-blog]

VEEP SENTENCE STARTERS

Feel free to change pronouns. These are all from season 1.

❝ Fuck point you. ❞ 

❝ ____, talk to me. I am in a room with three people and a fuckload of quiche.❞ 

❝ Holy sh— Are you pregnant? ____, come on, career-wise, that’s like joining Scientology or getting a fucking neck tattoo. ❞ 

❝ Not great, admittedly"? Yeah, that should be the title of my fucking memoir. ❞

❝ You’re not gonna believe this. _____ is on next years list of hurricanes. ❞

❝ That’s like trying to use a croissant as a fucking dildo! ❞ 

❝ Is this for real? ‘Cause if it is, the best thing for her legacy is if she’s assassinated before she starts showing. ❞ 

❝ She’s mediocre, really. Of all the -ocres, she’s the mediest. ❞

❝ Sorry to interrupt, but fuck-a-deedoo-dah, fuck-a-dee-ay! ❞

❝ No, no, my— processing information. The nod of my head is like I’m buffering.❞

❝He’s a massive and total shit. When you first meet him, you think surely to God this man can’t be as big a shit as he seems, but he is. ❞ 

❝ Oh, are you still tracking my every move? I thought we agreed to move on. ❞

❝ We dated for like a week. It was like getting over mild food poisoning. ❞

❝ Whassup, as they say in the late ‘90s? ❞

❝ You dumped my daughter by text and didn’t even apologize. ❞

❝ That door should be half its height so that people can only approach me in my office on their goddamn, motherfucking knees. ❞

❝ I’m not gonna be able to sleep tonight. That was fuckin’ dark. ❞

❝ Sometimes you’ve gotta go down to go up. ❞

❝ Thanks. You know, if it’s a boy, maybe I’ll name him after you. Call him Fuck Weasel. ❞

❝ I tunneled through the shit, I get the dirty glory. ❞

❝ Please, stop staring at me like that. Undressing me with your eyes. ❞

❝ That’s not the first time that that’s happened, by the way. He’s not supposed to register emotion. ❞

❝ What I"m saying, you fucking ape, is that you are a useless waste of fucking carbon. ❞ 

❝ _____ just arrived and he has a face like he’s been stabbed in the groin. ❞

❝ Where is the bread in this place, asshole?  ❞

❝ Tell her I’m canceling the lunch with ______ that was supposed to prove there’s nothing more important than ________  because something more important than _________ has come up. ❞

❝ I’ve been trying to cynically use you, but you’re so fuckiing low-rent, you can’t even be exploited. ❞

❝ They are saying that a prescription medication that is supposed to guarantee a strong and sustained erection in all men despite their age or their health is rendered ineffective by me? ❞

❝ And you with your perpetual 5:00 shadow, you’re not that great to be around. I don’t like you, ____. ❞

❝ You think as a woman I might sense some disturbance in, fucking what, the lady matrix? ❞

❝ We have an enemy and I want a name and a severed head that answers to that name, or would if it could still talk. ❞

❝ The skyscraper of shit has arrived. ❞

[secuuredfutures]

●

send a symbol to give my muse... (●: a kiss (feel free to specify where) )

Erik stood back, looking down at the manwho was about a head and a half shorter than him.“What was that for?”

[prxfessors-pet-archived-blog]

              “No this– this comes from ME. It’s just one act of goodwill.”                 All he needed was someone to help hold the pieces in place                while he fitted them to Charles’s new wheelchair. The design                was simple, so the base could easily be done in less than an                 hour if they worked efficiently. “Please Erik?”

[secuuredfutures]

“Why my help exactly?  Surely there is a tantamount of other people who w a n t to do it?”  The request wasn’t much but Erik just couldn’t find it in him to help.  He probably should have, Charles was after all his longest and only friend.  The man had seen him through many things including a betrayal or five and had stood steadfastly as his friend, never once saying otherwise.  “Is this you assuming, as your mentor does that there is some ounce of good will in me?”

[octoberinspo]

SENTENCE STARTERS. Flirty/Suggestive/NSFW Edition.

Feel free to add your own.

“You’re really hot.”

“Oh, don’t mind me. Just enjoying the view.”

“You know, those/that ______ of yours are/is pretty distracting.”

“Hot damn.”

“So, you come here often?”

“Well, well. My night just got better.”

“Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?”

“You have got a great ass.”

“Hey, I’m open minded.”

“You enjoying the view over there?”

“Keep sweet-talking and this could go a whole new direction.”

“Don’t be bashful. You know you want to.”

“You can have me any way you’d like, baby.”

“You wanna move this conversation someplace more private?”

“I’m off in a few minutes, you know.”

“It’s been a long day. Why don’t we help each other unwind?”

“I think it’s about time we stop avoiding the obvious.”

“I’m gonna be honest with you. I’m really horny, and you’re really hot. Can we fuck? Like, now?”

“I wanna see you get naked.”

“You like how I bend over for you, huh?”

“You’re getting me all worked up.”

“What do we have here?”

“I see someone’s happy to see me.”

“Play your cards right, and I just might have to put you on speed dial.”

“You like that, don’t you?”

“How do you want me?”

“I’m sure we can put those lips to better use.”

“I want you. Right here. Right now.”

“God, you’re perfect.”

“I really like a man who’s good with his hands.”

“I’d be more than happy to show you a good time, if you’re looking for one.”

“I saw that. You just checked me out.”

“You look real good in that suit/dress/skirt/outfit.”

“You wanna help me out of this ___?” (Insert article clothing here.)

“Can I keep you?”

“You’re such a tease.”

“Oh my, looks like I/you dropped something.”

“I love it when you talk dirty.”

“I can’t stop thinking about your hands on me.”

“I think you’ll be happy to know that I’m not wearing any underwear.”

“I really want to take you home and get you out of all those clothes.”

“It’s like you want to ruin men/women for me.”

[grab-an-idea]

Send "I should have been there." While examining one of my muses scars

[grinnglikeadevil-deactivated202]

I’m a sucker for ships that could kill each other, but would die for each other.