Most Normal Guy

23 // he/him // MDNI main blog posting about TMA, D&D, camping, and whatever else strikes my fancy

[goodfuckinggodss]

i find it hilarious that the only actual reliable way to not get fucked over by the entities is to be a really chill guy who does not give a fuck , the only people who consistently survive encounters without getting haunted by their experiences or whatever are always like "yeah well, watcha gon do!"

[seduced-by-delusion]

They should sell bottles of personal fulfillment at the farmers market, but noooo I have to curate it myself

[perplexingly]

Don't be shackled by the idea that going out can only be done with a group of friends, learn to feel comfortable going alone [remembers that encouraging consumerism isn't progressive] into the deep dark woods

[seduced-by-delusion]

Tag game for tagging people to get to know them better :D I was tagged by @skateboard-dracula ! Very honored, yay

Last song: Baby Blue Sedan by Modest Mouse

Currently watching: Nothing new, as I tend to just rewatch the same handful of shows I enjoy. I’ve been rewatching Haunted Hotel

Currently reading: Two books! One is a reread from my favorite author called Every Day Gets a Little Closer, a Twice Told Therapy by Irvin Yalom. The other is The Nature of Southeast Alaska (3rd edition) by Carstensen, Armstrong, & O’Clair

Current obsession: Alaska!! I just moved here for seasonal work and I’ve been absorbing as much info as I can about the history of the town and the nature in Alaska

Currently working on: Getting better at crochet

Last google search: “Does gumbo always have okra”

Tagging: @spoopy-metroid @distortionhorse

[seduced-by-delusion]

how could i possibly get scurvy when i eat so many limes??

[seduced-by-delusion]

I might finally be at risk of developing scurvy

[seduced-by-delusion]

I’ve been really into the word “permissible” lately

[seduced-by-delusion]

*slides Ocean Breathes Salty by Modest Mouse towards you in a very calm and non-menacing way*

[seduced-by-delusion]

They should include Egg in the malcolm in the middle reboot. I wanna know what happened to that strange lil guy

[man-peach-reborn]

A textpost for every episode of The Magnus Archives (26-50)

26: A Distortion

27: A Sturdy Lock

28: Skintight

29: Cheating Death

30: Killing Floor

31: First Hunt

32: Hive

33: Boatswain's Call

34: Anatomy Class

35: Old Passages

36: Taken Ill

37: Burnt Offering

38: Lost and Found

39: Infestation

40: Human Remains

41: Too Deep

42: Grifter's Bone

43: Section 31

44: Tightrope

45: Blood Bag

46: Literary Heights

47: The New Door

48: Lost in the Crowd

49: The Butcher's Window

50: Foundations

1-25

[eldritchbauble]

My old person take today is that I feel like people have normalized being on your phone every single moment including when you're spending "quality" time with others so much that they're defensive if someone isn't ok with it. Yes, you have a problematic relationship with your phone and social media if you physically cannot put it down for a couple of hours to like, have dinner with your friends. It's a show of respect for other people's time and energy as well as important to be present and connect with people around you. Your parents who told you no phone at the table were right for that one.

[seduced-by-delusion]

My favorite love language is being given an annotated copy of a book. especially if it’s just for me to borrow, because then it’s like!! Wow, you poured your thoughts and your soul and your own perspective into a thousand notes and highlighted passages, and you want lil ol me to read it, and you know I’ll return it just as it was before, and now I know all the tiny things you love about this book? You’re entrusting me with that? I love you

[seduced-by-delusion]

I bet it would feel good as fuck to be absorbed into a hive mind

[greelin]

call life a dick with the way i. The way that i

[greelin]

continue to take it. suck (at) it. it’s hard. Whatever i don’t even fucking care anymore

[seduced-by-delusion]

me being reliant upon my notebook is basically just a constant cycle of “hang on - I wrote something about this”

[dreadwedge]

the enormous man who stands across the street from my apartment with the long bony fingers and bloodshot eyes and too wide smile seems like he's just phoning it in this month. his smile was almost normal width last saturday honestly. i taped a single lexapro to the lamppost and left it for him and it was gone in the morning. i hope it helps. you never know what someone else is going through #kind

[gravestoneghost]

@vague-magnus-archives

[kosmogrl]

springcore

[seduced-by-delusion]

Nowadays I mostly listen to Modest Mouse and bring myself to the point of nausea while thinking about moving to Alaska for 6 months. Sorry yeah I’d like my receipt this time