[cleopatronising]

noted icon and legend, Leilani Clarke

[catsonjas]

It is always morally correct to knee a cop in the balls

[seedranger]

its been 7 years since i published neon blue and i still get notifications on it. sometimes i get all notifs for all of my fics in one day and i know somebody is fujoing out bad

[seedranger]

Big fan of this weird orange thing (his name is daisie)

[taylorswift]

A showgirl knows to save some of her best tricks for the grand finale…

The Life of a Showgirl: The Crowd is Your King Edition on Summertime Spritz Pink Shimmer Vinyl is available to pre-order now exclusively at @Target while supplies last ❤️‍🔥

PS: we’re 9️⃣ days away(!!!!!!!!!!!!)

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[seedranger]

I have an utterly unkillable dread deep in my soul. Whats that about even

[saipng]

don’t you just hate it when 🚙

um. sorry wait a minute [grabs mic]

can the owner of the blue honda civic move their car please. it’s blocking my post.

[seedranger]

"janie"- ethel cain

she was my girl first

[hellbabyfromhell]

umm awesome ad i just got wtf

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

[otomequotes]

[gay-mormon-wizard]

today I used the phrase "breasting boobily" in casual real life conversation and everyone was shocked asking how I came up with that and I had to explain it. ive been at the devil's sacrament so long that I forgot he wasn't god

[lets-burn-down-the-post-office]

“I’ve been at the devil’s sacrament so long I forgot he wasn’t god” is getting added to the tumblr line book

[birumillyy]

Guardians

hi, this is my first proper post on tumblr :”)

[seedranger]

made a friend today (my sibling walked in holding him and i burst into tears and went WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT)

[seedranger]

whats wrong with it

[seedranger]

Are you transfem?

no i am not

[seedranger]

Sorry for the random question but what's your opinion on transmasc people? (This may have sent twice, sorry about that, my computer glitched)

that is pretty random but i am pro trans + am nonbinary + am pretty vocal abt trans issues but esp. transmasc issues irl bc my siblings are both transmasc and unable to transition, transmascs are underrepresented and the struggles they endure are not talked abt enough, i also think on the barista hierarchy a he/they makes the best matcha. based on a good amt of hands-on research LMAO

[seedranger]

Wdym i cant organize my feelings into bullet points and then make them go away once i understand them. Should i die

[seedranger]

yes im mysterious and read serious literature