What am I even doing?

My name is Gracie and I am completely clueless.

[erotisation]

good morning miserable women with mental problems

[sexchangedotcom]

the internet is a place for reading wikipedia articles and watching every movie for free. social media is an invasive species. never forget this

[insomniac-arrest]

You can survive almost anything through the right combination of:

Bitching and moaning

Hater-ology

Doing a goofy little bit about it

Having a buddy say "that's so fucked up" at intermittent points (you can also be your own buddy)

Destroying the cursed amulet you carry everywhere, why do you even have that thing

[stuckinapril]

do job interviewers know we’re all going to die one day

[moveslikekeithrichards]

when you save alarms for specific things but then you just keep reusing them. like sure wake me up at the chocolate milk alarm, what do i care

[durnesque-esque]

Someone commenting on the spin post about me still being active here... they can wrench this hellsite from my cold dead hands. Even then, if ghosts are real, I'll be haunting this place.

Although, the funniest part of it all is that I'm not the OP. That actual OP made what was supposed to be a joke and instead her post has become my legacy. She's actually famous though, so it probably doesn't matter much to her.

[g0thcats]

i want to be a cat. jobless. educationless. useless. there to be pretty and soft

[6balls]

[memewhore]

First cat video ever? 1899, colorized & speed corrected.

[givemearmstopraywith]

thinking about them

[aujo-deactivated20200213]

*.。.☆゜・*:.。.☆**☆.。.:*・゜☆.。.* 

*. s    u    f    f    e    r    i    n   g  .*

*.。.☆゜・*:.。.☆**☆.。.:*・゜☆.。.*

[mjalti]

me, interacting with another 20+ year old on tumblr:

[doodlegirll]

This is one of the funniest holiday cards I have ever seen.

[laughconfetti]

this has been in my queue for an entire year

[nilim]

Ok, so I was reading this news story:

So far so normal, right? But then:

Like what. And then:

Like, I think Alaska State Trooper Ken Marsh wants to be a romance novelist. 

[panicblanket]

well would you look at that

[vrabia]

[rainbowravioli]

Sorry to say, but they do the exact same thing for humans too.

[rainbowravioli]

It’s amazing how people in the notes and comments are absolutely FURIOUS at me for the included Frozen comparison. Special shout out to everyone trying to prove that real people look like this.

[penismadnessgirl]

Not to mention that when people edit these characters to have better facial proportions, the originals look like bizarre fish people.

[simonalkenmayer]

How humans draw themselves is always fascinating to me

[rose-in-the-cosmos]

op why are you speaking like you aren’t human i’m scared

[simonalkenmayer]

Eh…perhaps read my blog description.

[61below]

[rottingfacade]

[helloitsbees]

this post has EVERYTHING

[mendelssohn-kin]

Medusa was kinda problematic  :/

[mendelssohn-kin]

She objectified a lot of people 

[i-am-a-lesbigwen]

this is a rock-solid joke

[wondersmith-and-sons]

listen, yeah, tumblr is unhinged and full of clowns but it’s unhinged in a way that has coherence. the clownery has continuity. you could reference memes from 6 years ago and people would still get it. you could make jokes from long-dead shows and someone could still understand the weird cryptic hieroglyphic language of internet culture. there’s institutional memory here. where else am i gonna get that? twitter? twitter is just 5-minute rage cycles and blue check marks with too much hubris

[somme]