Welcome to the Romance Zone ;)

If you wanna flirt with the biggest pros in the flirting business, go ahead and send us a message. We're a couple of poly dudes livin our best lives, but it would be better with YOU in it, hotstuff ;) [[This is a SFW blog where you can flirt with Stan and/or Ford]]

[seeingdoublestans]

So is this blog dead, sir?

Yes. /s

-Ford

[seeingdoublestans]

So I'm sitting here in Phoenix, AZ, practically a million miles away, with nothing to do, and no one interesting around. I guess I should be grateful, given the last few weeks of chaos. I'm enjoying a drink, and relaxing, and not aggravating anything. I miss you a lot, habibi. It seems I'm a lot less busy without you around. Wish you were here. U'q kily eoi'z syyn qy bike ux eoi gyly.

I’m glad you made it safely back to Phoenix! It somehow feels like months since we’ve exchanged correspondence on here. It won’t be too long until I can legally enjoy a drink with you. You deserve all the relaxation in the world after all your hard work on that news story. I’m jumping back into classes, which is relaxing in it’s own way. Or at least, it keeps me busy. It’s easier to pass the time thinking about studying than thinking about how much I miss you, after all. Ov, U goirz.

[seeingdoublestans]

I'm alright. There's been some ups and downs but I'm managing. I have a pet now! Eublepharis macularius, or a leopard gecko. His name is Oli and he'll be a year old in August. I hope things are going okay for you and Stan. I wish you the best of luck with everything!

Don’t worry, I’m well aware of what eublepharis macularius refers to, no clarification required. Congratulations on your pet! I’ve always considered lizards to have a great combination of portability and adorability. I’m sure Oli is thriving under your care. I know the feeling of riding life’s ups and downs--hopefully the rest of this year contains a disproportionate amount of ups for you! But regardless, I have a feeling you’re more than capable of succeeding at whatever you’re pursuing in life at the moment. Which is my way of wishing you the best of luck with everything as well--I don’t think either of us needs to rely on something as nebulous as good luck, but it couldn’t hurt to receive some anyway.

We shall see how things play out for Stan and I in the upcoming semester, but for now we are doing just fine. No pets of our own (unless you count a magical disembodied hand with human-level intelligence), and Backupsmore is as mediocre as ever. If I see Stan later today, I’ll let him know you’ve said hi, in which case I’m sure he will be eager to catch up with you as well. ~Stanford Pines

[seeingdoublestans]

WHAT THE HELL?! I mean, WOW and... gimme a minute. -Lee

As the kids say it nowadays, “sjkdhfkjhds”.

~Ford

P.S: In all seriousness, it’s a lot to take in! Take as many minutes as you need.

[seeingdoublestans]

I wouldn't mind a visit at all! I'd love to see you again, and eager to meet Jasmine and Stan. Admittedly more than 3, pushing 4 new faces showing up at my door might be overwhelming. I'm just wondering if it'd be easier if I came to you? One person traveling versus an enterage sounds more practical. Unless you really wanted to come. You can always give me a call to make arangements! It's great to think I'll see you soon! -Lee

Now that’s an idea! I’ll ask the others and see how they feel about it first, of course, but you coming to us would certainly be more efficient. I’ll call you sometime this week to discuss details of this potential meet up.

~Ford

[seeingdoublestans]

It's been what feels like years, holy shit how are you? I feel bad for disappearing on ya ( Ben Soscontitituino/Sosco )

Oh, Ben Soscontititiuino! I’m certain Stanley will be happy to know you’ve said hi, as am I. Ha, it does feel like years, doesn’t it? Time moves in strange ways when there is so much going on in the world. I’ve lost count of how many irons I have in the fire right now, but it’s truly a ridiculous number. Don’t feel bad about the long time between now and last time we spoke, I admit I haven’t been as active in replying to messages lately as I’d like to have been, either. I’m doing fairly well, considering everything! Stanley and I are still in the same old Backupsmore dorm together, preparing for the upcoming semester. I hope life has treated you well lately?

~Stanford Pines

[seeingdoublestans]

The Truth is Finally Out

16 dead under Backupsmore: Manipulated students, missing police records and the 1982 nuclear explosion you never heard of

Read the full article here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1fhvICF7eMyA84a0qmncCXJ7mK6KQLwQyUTVnkyrxkD0/edit?usp=sharing

Jasmine has been working tirelessly on the research for this since the beginning of last month. You wouldn’t believe how many interviews one must conduct in order to gather enough details for a news story of such nation-wide importance! It is not a happy tale, but it’s certainly one that shouldn’t have been kept hidden from the public for 30 years, and who better than the endlessly talented and diligent Jasmine to bring the Backupsmore 16 to justice? Once again, I am not claiming any credit for such a well-crafted article, but I will be answering questions on the blog about it! Backupsmore is already crawling with reporters, so I’m far from the only source out there about everything that happened in Backupsmore’s basement on a fateful evening of 1982, but it’s the least I can do to offer answers to you all after you’ve waited so patiently to know what we’ve been so tight-lipped about until now! ~Stanford Pines

[seeingdoublestans]

Oh really?! Well I’m very eager to see the results of your oh so secret project then Ford! 

Guess the work you did in California really helped then! I’m glad! 

I’ll be sure to help spread the word when you make the big announcement! 

….that is if you’re sure you want to announce it to the world? I of course, don’t at all know what you and Jasmine have been up to besides guessing evidence from context clues. Your (I’m guessing) mindboggling discovery could be what the public needs to hear, but everything has consequences. Just, be careful. Knowledge can be as much a savior as a danger. 

But I’ll support your decision! Can’t wait to hear the news! 

-Lee 

P.S. Glad you got to catch a break with a peaceful new years too. You deserve it. 

I am just as eager to share the results with you, as well as with the world! Not to count our metaphorical chickens before they hatch, but I think this project should have no trouble being spread across the nation, at the very least. Although word-of-mouth is one of the best ways to spread this kind of thing, so any amount of word-spreading is appreciated. You’re very flattering, but I must give credit to Jasmine for this discovery. You’ll see why in my next post today, but aside from the project being wholly in their area of expertise, they also discovered the majority of it themself. I did lead her to find something that set us down this path of discovery, but for once it was entirely by accident. I- well, I don’t want to give too much away before the big reveal, so I’ll stop there. But to make a long story short, Jasmine is the star of this discovery and I couldn’t be more proud of them. It’s wonderful to hear from you again, by the way! We (meaning everyone currently living near or at Backupsmore who interacts with the blog) were just recently discussing the possibility of going on a little roadtrip to visit you. I don’t want to overwhelm you with too many visitors at once, of course, so please let me know if you’re comfortable with the idea of that, or if only one or two visitors (including myself) would be preferable. Or no visitors at all! I don’t want to make you feel obligated to meet again if you have your hands full. I’m sure you have some fascinating research of your own to do, if not now then sooner or later. The weird and mysterious is not too hard to find if you’re looking for it, after all! I hope you’re doing well, and I can’t emphasize enough how much I look forward to our next correspondence. ~Ford

[seeingdoublestans]

Hello, Ford here! As Stanley said, we're back from our roadtrip, and as I write this, it is January 1st, 2020. Within a few days, the project I've mentioned only in the vaguest of terms will become public knowledge! Once the truth is out, I'll be happy to answer questions (within reason) about the whole thing. Until then, all I can say is I'm sure you all will understand quite soon why I've been so busy this past month.

As for more personal matters, there is only a week or so left until the new semester begins, and I have yet to get my school supplies (not that there will be many of them to get, at this school). Our New Years Eve wasnt particularly eventful, which was a nice change of pace from the busy-ness that's been the past few weeks. There is still much to do today related to the aforementioned project, and then I anticipate having more time to spend on blog responses. Thank you to everyone for your patience with the lack of updates!

~Stanford Pines

[seeingdoublestans]

Holy crad! Its... its... why it's a miracle it is! Strike of midnight new years and suddenly I have 2020 vision! I dont need these glasses anymore!!! No more dirty lenses, no more headaches, no more eyepatches and broken arms!!! *yeets glasses* ...hey ...why? ...I dont get it why is everything so FUZZY? -Lee

It might be 2020 now but your eyes are still living like its 2008 😂

[seeingdoublestans]

Yes, send selfies, start my New Years with something amazing.

Selfies on the way!

[seeingdoublestans]

Aha, I don't smile much, but have been told it is cute. But, there's nothing like a sappy smile from a broad-shouldered sweetheart.

If itll brighten your day so much then I'd better send a selfie sometime

[seeingdoublestans]

Yeah, lucky you getting that priceless number for free. Not all peeps get that honor y'know. -Lee

Only thing I can think of that matches how great your number is is my number

Just sent some texts B;) your welcome

[seeingdoublestans]

I've had a rather bad day ( if I am honest, a bad life), and this made me smile.

i bet you have a beautiful smile ;)

[seeingdoublestans]

*cracks knuckles* *pulls out cheesiest of cheese horror films* Oh you're in for a TREAT pal! I also suppose since you haven't yelled at me yet that Ford never delivered your gift did he? Otherwise you'd have my number, and possibly died of laughter. -Lee

I opened it just now.... wow, you’re so generous! gonna pay off my student loans with this. six fake dollars? you shouldnt have!

thanks for the number, though ;) thats the real priceless thing here

[seeingdoublestans]

Ah, charming someone is always a nice boost to the ol confidence. Is that were your grins come from? Or are you just happy with your life?

i smile when I see people as cute as you ;)

[seeingdoublestans]

As a side note: "[Ford's] busy with whatever nerd shit hes always busy with. But hey, that just means more time to talk to me ;)" What if i wanna talk with Ford about some nerd shit mister? -Lee

here’s an idea: gimme your number, and i’ll text you ford’s number. totally dont just want your number or anything