Det. Parker

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Arran kicks her metal chest of drawers and the metal clang draws looks from officers around the precinct. “Fuck!” Another dead end in her investigation. The clock is ticking, and with no new leads or options, she’s getting desperate. It’s a burglary that seemed cut-and-dry. Valuable jewelry had been stolen from an elderly woman. Unfortunately, the antique necklace and earrings had a more colorful history than she’d bargained for, and now the thief was getting further away with every second.

She sighs and slides back into her desk chair. It’s been a long week, considering it was only wednesday. She’d been spending all of her free time trawling the internet for history on the jewelry stolen. They had been made for a Russian aristocrat’s wife in the late 1800s, and fallen into mafia hands during the 1920s. Now the blame for the loss of the priceless pieces would fall on her. This all felt hopeless.

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NBC’S ELEMENTARY SENTENCE STARTERS ! feel free to change pronouns, context etc. to fit your muse / situation / whatever you like !

❛ i have no designs on the life of your president. ❜

❛ i suppose if i lived in the age of millard fillmore, i might consider drastic action. ❜

❛ you’re alive.  that’s unfortunate. ❜

❛ there is nothing on this planet quite so toxic as guilt. ❜

❛ you got distracted by sand.  on a beach. ❜

❛ speaking of tragic mistakes… ❜

❛ i’m dreaming this, right?  you’re not seriously waking me up again! ❜

❛ the telephone?  i’ve felt compelled to hang up on a good few many people today, i dug it out of the closet so i could do it with more emphasis. ❜

❛ your romantic inclinations are not a flaw to be corrected, they are a trait to be accepted. ❜

❛ fairly unimpressive as far as bribes go. ❜

❛ sorry, i mistook you for a corpse. ❜

❛ it is, without doubt, my most loathed article of furniture. ❜

❛ did you change [name]’s ringtone on my phone? ❜

❛ when i say i agree with you, it means i’m not listening. ❜

❛ i should think anyone might kill, given the right circumstances. ❜

❛ you look a bit evil. ❜

❛ he, uh… has a process. ❜

❛ i am dissecting a body in the middle of the night, we are not having a moment! ❜

❛ that’s me, joke machine. ❜

❛ you can say ‘having sex’, we’re both adults. ❜

❛ my little gambit didn’t pay off. ❜

❛ my life is not that weird! ❜

❛ i weep for the whole desperate lot of you. ❜

❛ that’s okay, but i can’t stab her in the thigh? ❜

❛ he gets carsick.  like a six-year-old. ❜

❛ by my fifth night without sleep, i may have been reaching. ❜

❛ you know what?  i don’t trust you. ❜

❛ before you say anything, i would like to remind you that i’m holding an axe. ❜

❛ and how is napoleon bonaparte involved? ❜

❛ what is your damage?! ❜

❛ you just point and shoot.  repeatedly. ❜

❛ yeah, well, just because you don’t understand something doesn’t mean it isn’t awesome, okay? ❜

❛ i’m feeling a little bit judged. ❜

❛ you want me to punch you, right? ❜

❛ you’re not accustomed to being on the receiving end of rebuffings. ❜

❛ i’ve got every confidence that you could brain a man with a metal tube if you put your mind to it. ❜

❛ tonight, pretty sure this is all i need. ❜

❛ you’re a liar who lies. ❜

❛ i’m not a deranged lunatic, but by all means, keep pushing me. ❜

❛ we met your price, i assumed it included freedom from smalltalk. ❜

❛ the man may have lost a few pounds, but he has all the grace of a drunken mastodon. ❜

❛ you’ve lived with me for a week now, you know i don’t share. ❜

❛ the pleasure was mine and mine alone. ❜

❛ thanks to you, we’re still basically strangers. ❜

❛ i just came here to punch you. ❜

❛ i hate it when you’re right! ❜

❛ what do you say, [name]?  will you help me? ❜

[seekjustiice]

Blog Launch!

Hi! I’m finally ready to launch this blog! I just want to introduce myself and direct you to some important pages. I’m Rhyleigh and I’m currently in university for applied geology! (I love rocks) I’m from Colorado, usa. I wanted to create an Elementary OC because I’m absolutely in love with the show (though I’m still on s5) and I thought it would be a unique challenge. I’ve been rping and writing fiction for 6+ years, but I took a hiatus for the last year or so. I’m super jazzed to get back into it. 

Please take a look at the rules and bio page for my OC, Arran Parker. I can’t wait to start writing with you :)

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texts from last night! meme

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[text] Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today? [text] The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here [text] He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after. [text] I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW [text] So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one’s for Team USA. [text] He gave me the “find somebody who wants to date you for who you are” speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants. [text] I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese [text] I just got high off one hit and then Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refrigerator and researching ways to replace it [text] Seriously. I’m like, “Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you’re so fucking intelligent I’m turned on?” [text] Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet? [text] He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I’m keeping him. [text] I’m making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life. [text] It’s a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later. [text] Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I’ve been waiting for this moment forever. [text] Lesson learned. Don’t roleplay with a real knife. [text] We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman’s birthday party for the food. Whoops. [text] He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle. [text] I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I’d say it was a pretty successful Thursday night. [text] I’m wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real. [text] He’s like… An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It’s almost unsettling [text] I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I’ve found the One. [text] Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while… if you happen to find your balls then join us [text] i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled “dibs!”… [text] and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered “Simba” [text] so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog. [text] Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever. [text] Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me [text] We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sounds logical. Thank you daylight savings. [text] when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was “chug-a-lug” [text] There’s a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork. [text] Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine [text] My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there. [text] He told me he loved me. I didn’t know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him [text] Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten [text] Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly. [text] He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter. [text] we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I’ve ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury [text] I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man’s heart. [text] When was the last time you wore pants? [text] I’ve replaced you with thin mints and masturbation [text] Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast. [text] Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time [text] Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent [text] We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person. [text] I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how’s your day going? [text] I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn’t need it today. [text] We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What’s wrong with this tradition? [text] all i’ve had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila. [text] Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don’t exist? [text] Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special [text] And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention [text] This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the “High While Analyzing Disney Movies” texts begin. [text] Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won’t quit poking me on fb [text] I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes [text] One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won’t be me. I’m drinking liquor out of a fishbowl. [text] You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy [text] im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster [text] just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing. [text] I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on [text] Let’s play a little game called “Chill the Fuck Out” - you’re our first contestant [text] Didn’t get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie. [text] I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion. [text] you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat [text] tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance? [text] We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out [text] maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game [text] i think its awesome that according to your mom i’m your friend that caught on fire. [text] So fucked up. Can’t tell if I’m starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out. [text] I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day. [text] Vodka is such a love hate relationship. [text] you traded sex for a burrito? [text] I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos. [text] You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there. [text] it’s not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher. [text] You’re always adorable, but when you’re drunk, you’re like Chia Pet adorable. [text] this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest [text] I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box [text] I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old’s Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day. [text] It’s like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it’s gummy bears and instead of milk it’s vodka. [text] You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go [text] Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome. [text] we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying “i mean who doesn’t like cheetos” [text] quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you [text] I left a cheeto on everyone’s car trailing to the house i’m at, hanzel and gretel style. [text] Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again. [text] nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs [text] When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar. [text] kinda considering buying a life alert for sophomore year [text] My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something. [text] Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex. [text] you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing ‘follow the yellowbrick road’. i’m pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted [text] It’s like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job. [text] did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes? [text] The world would be so much better with thought bubbles. [text] I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy! [text] You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen. [text] I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter. [text] So I woke up today with someone’s door knob in my pocket. I hope everybody else got out of the house ok. [text] So we successfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know. [text] Because when I say ‘You shouldn’t drink anymore’, she hears, ‘I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks’ [text] okay, this game isn’t funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are. [text] The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing. [text] when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed [text] so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat. [text] You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone [text] never. drinking. again. [text] I’m gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see. [text] got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night [text] I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now [text] i’m out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction. [text] Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.

[hazy-october]

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Plot ideas.   

🤗 Send if you’d be interested in plotting a thread where are muses are strictly platonic but are extremely close, they are practically family to each other.  

😊 Send if you’d be interested in plotting a thread where our muses are related by blood. A child/parent,  siblings,  etc.  The relationship can either be good or bad or in between.  

🥰  Send if you’d be interested in plotting a thread where our characters are childhood friends.  Could involve a one sided or mutual crush.   

😢 send if you were interested in plotting a thread where our muses used to be very close friends,  but something came up that made them bitter towards each other.  perhaps they are enemies now or long to rekindle their friendship.  

😍 Send if you were interested in plotting a thread where there is an unspoken attraction between our muses but for whatever reason they cannot express this.  They can only pine after each other.  

😡 Send if you’d be interested in plotting a thread where our muses are in a toxic relationship,  not necessarily romantic.  just one or both muses are cruel or  manipulative etc to the other.   

😣 send if you were interested in plotting a thread where one muses is overly protective of the other.  Their relationship is good but at times the other muse gets frustrated with the coddling.  

😘 send if you’d be interested in plotting a thread where one muse is openly interested in the other. They shamelessly flirt with and try to woo  them. It either works or doesn’t.   

💕 send if you’d be interested in plotting a thread where our muses are SOULMATES.  They may try to stay away from each other but always end up with them again and again.   

💖 send if you’d be interested in plotting out a thread where both muses have mutual crushes on each other but fear the other doesn’t feel the same way.  

🤔 send if you were interested in plotting out a thread where one muse doesn’t like the other but as time goes by they end up building a close bond, platonic or otherwise.   

🥵  send if you were interested in plotting out a thread where both muses can’t stand each other, mortal enemies/rivals/just doesn’t like them for no real reason. There isn’t much that can fix this and it’s likely they will keep these negative feelings for each other.  

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Waiting in the wings,  lyrical starters.  

“Guess we all are born with parts to play”

“Some of us are stars, and some are just in the way”

“I know I was meant for glory”

“But that’s never what my story brings”

“And yet I keep on waiting”

 “When you have the passion and the drive you expect your moment center stage to arrive”

 “I show up with heart ablazing Ready to achieve amazing things”

“But I’m left waiting in the wings”

 “I hear my cue, and yet I’m kept there waiting”

“Know what to do, and still I stand there waiting”

“It’s always someone else who sings”

“And so I keep on keeping on” 

“My chances come and then I blink and they’re gone”

“Always overlooked unfairly While pretending that it barely stings” 

“But it stings, yes, it stings”

 “And I’ll shed no tears”

 “I’ll only keep on waiting”

“If no one cheers, well, I can keep on waiting”

“Who cares how loud the silence rings”

“You’ll find me waiting in the wings”

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