EVIL IS NOT A THING

Indie Semi-Selective Nostradamus from Reign. Blog WIP. penned by mak.

[truebelieved-blog]

REBLOG IF YOUR MUSE IS A HOT DAD (DILF).

[enstorie]

send one to see how my muse reacts  /  soft edition.

[ trail ] for your muse to start a trail of kisses down my muses neck. 

[ shift ] for your muse to move hair off my muses face.

[ stroke] for your muse to gently stoke my muse’s face.

[ chin ] for your muse to gently grab my muses chin.

[ tuck ] to place a blanket on my muse.

[ wrap ] for your muse to walk into the room and say nothing before wrapping their arms around my muse. 

[ fidget ] for your muse to comfort mine during a bad dream.

[ braid ] for your muse to braid mines hair.

[ sponge ] for your muse to give my muse a sponge bath.

[ drape ] for your muse to help pull off / unzip my muses clothing

[seercursed-blog]

tag dump ignore

[puppeteeriing-deactivated202501]

high quality meme starters

taken from all over the internet, some specifically from the youtube channel siIvagunner . 

❝ can i get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh BONELESS PIZZA ❞

❝ and his name is ……. JOHN CENA ! ❞

❝ succ ❞

❝ BUENOS DIAS MANDY ❞

❝ n - nani ?!? ❞

❝ omae wa, mou shindeiru . ❞

❝ how many layers of irony are you on right now ? ❞

❝ SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD WAS GONNA ROLL ME . ❞

❝ [ obnoxious sound of the ever popular rickroll ] ❞

❝ they see me rollin’ . they hatin’ . ❞

❝ todokete, setsunasa ni wa ! ❞

❝ nice of the princess to invite us over for dinner, gay __ ? ❞

❝ i hope she made lotsa spaghetti ! ❞

❝ it’s the nutshack ! ❞

❝ BITCH YOU GUESSED IT ! ❞

❝ AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII, WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU ❞

❝ whoa …. whoa …. whoa …….. WHOA ! WHOAWHOAWHOAWHOAWHOA — ❞

❝ gee ! it sure is BORING around here ! ❞

❝ you know what they say: all toasters … toast toast ! ❞

❝ it’s hiiiiiiigh noon . ❞

❝ eyyyyyyyyy, sexy lady ! ❞

❝ nice . >:] ❞

❝ i’ll have a number nine large . ❞

❝ the more you know ! ❞

❝ look at my horse . my horse is amazing . ❞

❝ epic jojoke . ❞

❝ squadala, we’re off ! ❞

❝ are you sure about that ? ❞

[ dabs ]

❝ let it go ! let it go ! ❞

❝ are you …. a real villain ? ❞

❝ well, uh … technically, uh …. nah . ❞

❝ we are number one ! ❞

❝ notice me, senpai ! ❞

❝ you’re gonna have a bad time  - sans undertale [ 2015 ] ❞

❝ pokemon go to the polls . ❞

❝ is only game . why u hef to be mad ? ❞

❝ snooPINGAS usual i see . ❞

❝ POOTIS . ❞

❝ ECH . ❞

❝ do not presume . ❞

❝ i’m gay . ❞

❝ i have crippling depression ! ❞

❝ expand dong . ❞

❝ HE HAS NO STYLE ! HE HAS NO GRACE ! ❞

❝ according to all known laws of aviation — ❞

❝ what the fuck did you just say to me you little bitch ? ❞

❝ GOOD SHIT . ❞

❝ i play pokemon go everyday ! ❞

❝ BEGONE, THOT . ❞

❝ jesus christ it’s jason bourne . ❞

❝ BEHOLD THE POWER OF MY STAND ! ❞

❝ taaaaaaaake oooooooooon meeeeeeeeee ! ❞

❝ GET TO THE CHOPPA ! ❞

❝ all your base . now belong to us . ❞

❝ WOOMY . ❞

❝ i used to be an adventurer like you, until i took an arrow to the knee . ❞

❝ look at this dude . oh nononononono …. ❞

❝ i am the sand guardian, guardian of the sand ! ❞

❝ exotic butters . ❞

❝ gotta go fast ! ❞

❝ what does the fox say ? ❞

❝ pen pineapple apple pen . ❞

❝ NOOOOOOO . PLEASE GOD NO, NO . NO . NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO — ❞

❝ get out of my swamp ! ❞

❝ look at all those chickens ! ❞

❝ i’m blue, dabudee dabudi . ❞

❝ thank you, __ ! but your princess is in another castle ! ❞

❝ here i come, rougher than the rest of them . ❞

❝ HEHEHE I AM A SUPAHSTAR WARRIAH ❞

❝ press f to pay respects . ❞

❝ the cake is a lie . ❞

❝ owo what’s this ? ❞

❝ SAY WHAAAAAAAT ? ❞

❝ now this is a story all about how my life got twisted upside down . ❞

❝ it’s lit, fam ! ❞

❝ yes, hello . i was wondering i you could play that song, again . ❞

❝ smoke weed every day . ❞

❝ but hey, that’s just a theory ! A GAME THEORY ! ❞

❝ is that a motherfucking jojo reference ??? ❞

❝ [ room on fire ] this is fine . ❞

❝ fuck the police, comin’ straight from the underground ! ❞

❝ this bitch empty . YEET ! ❞

❝ god i wish that was me . ❞

❝ fuck this shit i’m out . ❞

❝ [ knuckles voice ] oh no . ❞

❝ yeah bOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII ❞

❝ dicks out for harambe . ❞

❝ guess i’ll die . ❞

❝ ya like jazz ? ❞

❝ ow the edge ❞

❝ W H O M S T’ D V E ❞

❝ words can’t hurt me these shades are gucci . ❞

❝ __, shut the fuck up and get the fuck out . ❞

❝ it’s over nine thousand !! ❞

❝ HEEEEEEYEYAAAAAEYAAAEYEYE !!!! ❞

❝ rollin’ around at the speed of sound ! ❞

❝ but that all changed when the fire nation attacked . ❞

❝ that day, humanity received a grim reminder . ❞

❝ DOH ! ❞

❝ two to the one to the one to the three . ❞

❝ so long, gay bowser ! ❞

❝ WEEWOO WEEWOO ❞

❝ GRAND DAD . ❞

[vaememes]

✧    AHS   :   ASYLUM   PROMPTS   !  

*  A MIXTURE OF AHS ASYLUM PROMPTS , CHANGE ANY PRONOUNS AS NEEDED .

‘ Do you think I’m full of shame and regret for what I’ve done now, Sister? ‘

‘ Mental illness is the fashionable explanation for sin. ‘

‘ There is no God. Not a God who would create the things I saw. ‘

‘ Your story about little green men? That won’t do here. ‘

‘ They weren’t human. They were monsters. ‘

‘ All monsters are human. You’re a monster. ‘

‘ Let me give you fair warning: I’ll always win against the patriarchal male. ‘

‘ I’ve dealt with bigger monsters than you, ______. ‘

‘ I have a cucumber in my room. But not because I was hungry. ‘

‘ Might we speak privately about the conditions here? ‘

‘ Conditions? What conditions might those be? ‘

‘ Bend me over a bread rack and pound me into shape! ‘

‘ Please. I just want to feel the sun on my skin. I’ll do anything. ‘

‘ You’re a dirty little slut with a poisonous tongue. ‘

‘ The times may have changed, ________, but the nature of evil has not. ‘

‘ I admired her purity. Her innocence. I never had any, even as a boy.  ‘

‘ Now? But the Christians are about to be eaten! ‘

‘ You tried to fly away, so I had to clip your wings. ‘

‘ Are the police pursuing a case against him? ‘

‘ Just a moment. Where are you getting this information? ‘

‘ But there’s mounting evidence that this man is a war criminal. ‘

‘ When I was a child, I’d come home after school to an empty house. ‘

‘ I certainly hope you’re not blaming yourself. ‘

‘ Skin to skin contact. That’s what I was craving, that’s what I was missing. ‘

‘ When they arrived here, these patients were less than men.. ‘

‘ Now, because of me, they’re more than human. ‘

‘ I know everything. I’m the Devil. ‘

‘ I come when I’m called. That’s what I do, _____. ‘

‘ What do you take me for, an idiot? Huh? ‘

‘ You might expect to remain in irons for the rest of your life. ‘

‘ Are you ready for me? ‘

‘ Well, I don’t want to be in your shitty picture, then. ‘

‘ Rubies are the most glamorous of all. ‘

‘ I knew someday I’d meet someone who was worthy of their exceptional beauty. ‘

‘ Look how beautiful they are on me. They bring out the rose in my cheeks. ‘

‘ I don’t believe in God. But I do believe in evil. ‘

‘ So you’ll spend the next couple days here, reflecting on your behavior. ‘

‘ How can I reflect when my hand’s tied down? ’

‘ There’s going be some changes around here, starting with that. ‘

‘ If you’re not going to tell me then I’ll just have to find out for myself, won’t I? ‘

‘ Just remember if you look in the face of evil, evil’s gonna look right back at you. ‘

‘ You don’t have any idea of what I’m capable of. ‘

‘ So I guess you’ve had a pretty great life, huh? ‘

‘ It’s about to end. You get that, right? ‘

‘ Babycakes, I’m only just starting to toy with you. ‘

‘ You’re one tough cookie, you know that? ‘

‘ Every time I think about her, I wanna do things! Bad things! ‘

‘ I want it burned down and the Earth salted! ‘

‘ I’m goddamn plucky, remember? ‘

‘ At the very worst, I’ll live a long life in prison. ‘

‘ I’m clearly insane. I’ll be institutionalized. ‘

‘ God knows, there are some disturbed individuals behind bars. ‘

‘ You have no idea what it means to have lost you. ‘

‘ Why didn’t I listen to you? Why was I so stubborn? ‘

‘ Should I confess and walk away from my beloved Church and my dream? ‘

‘ You think they’d allow you to continue your barbaric practice? ‘

‘ I’m struggling with whether I should renounce my vows. ‘

‘ I tried to resist, but I don’t know where else to turn. ‘

‘ They’ll take you, open up your head, and stir your brain with a fork. ‘

‘ She’s destroyed you. And now she’s destroyed me. ‘

‘ They tied me up and paraded me in front of a judge. ‘

‘ Are they family heirlooms? ‘

‘ I don’t want to be any part of your damn lie. ‘

‘ I can either cut your throat or I can strangle you. I don’t believe in guns. ‘

‘ I’ve succeeded beyond my wildest imagination.  ‘

‘ And her skin, even after I removed it, was cold. And stiff. ‘

‘ Normally, by now, I would’ve removed the skin and head. ‘

‘ You can begin by kissing her cold lips. Don’t worry. She won’t bite. ‘

‘ You’re gonna write about this. You’re gonna win a Pulitzer Prize. ‘

‘ I just want to go outside for fifteen minutes in the sun. ‘

[rpsentences]

SENTENCE STARTERS | FIRE EMBLEM: SACRED STONES ( EIRIKA’S ROUTE )

❝ What else can we do? Order your men to lay down their arms. ❞ ❝ Am I somehow responsible for this…? Have I erred in my leadership? ❞ ❝ Well, this must be my lucky day! You’re a dead man. ❞ ❝ I am this legion’s finest general, and you’re just a corpse who doesn’t know he/she is dead! ❞   ❝ Such terrible wounds, and still you hold to your duty? How entertaining. ❞ ❝ Just try to outrun death. More time to savor the hunt… and the kill! ❞ ❝ It’s my fault that you received such a grave wound. Allow me to treat it! ❞ ❝ I can’t allow an injury like this to be an obstacle. We’ve more important matters to attend to! ❞ ❝ You are the reason I’m still alive. You have my gratitude. ❞ ❝ I know a little something of swordplay. I will stand and fight with you! ❞ ❝ You just stand here and watch. I’ll crush them myself! ❞ ❝ I have stronger armor then you do. I’ll take the lead. Watch my back. ❞ ❝ You are not to leave again without my permission. Do you understand? ❞ ❝ Please, stay here and rest. I cannot imagine how exhausted you must be. ❞ ❝ I don’t want to believe it, but the reality is that we are at war. ❞ ❝ A mercenary? There’s more to you than that, I feel. But don’t worry–it’s none of my affair. ❞ ❝ I’m not a child anymore. You’re free to worry, but I can survive on my own! ❞ ❝ Why do you want me to teach you to fight? I thought you didn’t care for violence… ❞ ❝ I would rather not be such a burden to you in the future. So, I thought maybe I should learn to protect myself… ❞ ❝ Honestly, once you get an idea into your head, that’s it. I might as well give in. ❞ ❝ I can’t let sentimentality get in the way of my duty. ❞ ❝ I can take care of this in a flash, but I don’t need a clumsy oaf like you tagging along. ❞ ❝ Hope you’ve enjoyed your life, because it’s about to end! ❞ ❝ I know I am a newcomer, but I pray for your favor. ❞ ❝ You’re a fine lookin’ lad/lass, aren’t you? Yeah, I’m gonna love working with you. ❞ ❝ I’ll save you worthless dogs from your own incompetence. You’ll thank me later. ❞ ❝ The thickest hide and the strongest armor are useless against magic’s power. ❞ ❝ We “charge down those cliffs” and the only thing we’ll be rushing into is death. ❞ ❝ I know full well that I may be leading us into even greater danger, but… ❞ ❝ What’s shameful is the way you drag us around the countryside… ❞ ❝ Fare thee well, stranger! Perhaps our paths will cross again! ❞ ❝ If you’re going to risk your life anyway, you may as well try to earn some gold. ❞   ❝ Oh, hello~! Have you come to see me dance…? ❞ ❝ Wealth is useless if you can’t use it to bring happiness to others, right? ❞ ❝ Are you here to capture me? You’ve been hired to silence me, haven’t you…? ❞ ❝ Sure, I might cheat, but I never worm out of a bet. It’s a rule of mine. ❞ ❝ Are you insane? We have an army after us, and you want to charge their stronghold? ❞ ❝ Trust me. I don’t pick fights I cannot win! ❞ ❝ Your wounds still haven’t healed from that last battle, have they? Don’t push yourself. ❞ ❝ You’ve earned your reputation. I must say, I quite admire your work. ❞ ❝ I hold your life in the palm of my hand. Do not test my good humor. ❞ ❝ Accept your fate. You have nowhere to flee! ❞ ❝ I thought to catch a little bird in my net, and it seems instead I’ve snared a hawk. ❞ ❝ Death will have a tough time catching anyone who rides with you! ❞ ❝ You’re late. How long does it take you to prepare for such a simple trip? ❞ ❝ You waste your last words on insults? And feeble ones, at that… ❞   ❝ If you have not yet tried one, these pastries are so divine! Would you care for one? ❞ ❝ I may be nothing but a hired blade, but I have my honor. I won’t say a word. ❞ ❝ Surrender? I don’t know the meaning of the word. ❞ ❝ I’m the one they’re after. Throw down your weapons, and you’ll walk away alive. ❞ ❝ I can’t abandon you after that fine performance. I’m staying with you. To the end. ❞ ❝ You dare ignore the orders of the one who’s paying your wages?! ❞ ❝ Carry on in your normal manner: destroy, destroy, destroy. But do be sure to enjoy yourself! ❞ ❝ My skill is not garish and loud like yours, but I’ve never known defeat. ❞ ❝ You were planning on abandoning me from the start, weren’t you? ❞ ❝ Even though I lack your strength, there must be some good I can do. ❞ ❝ You have no right to drag me across the continent without any pay whatsoever! ❞ ❝ So strong, so beautiful…You’re the prey I always dreamed of! ❞ ❝ Will you finally provide me with some entertainment? ❞ ❝ Oh my, is your nasty little illness rearing its ugly head again? There’s no need to worry. The pain will pass shortly… ❞ ❝ You’ve grown so much… Very well. I’m yours to command!  ❞ ❝ What a splendid fool you make. Shall I dress you in a jester’s cap? ❞ ❝ Do you think your blade can hurt me? Cut me and see! If you can even hit me, that is. ❞ ❝ We certainly earned our pay… Please tell me we’re going to enjoy it. ❞ ❝ Your sword arm is magnificent! You have improved yet again. ❞ ❝ How can I just watch from afar while others risk their lives for me? ❞ ❝ You may rely on luck, but I prefer raw skill. ❞ ❝ You have a point. Some things you can only learn firsthand, on the field. ❞ ❝ I took your crown. I wanted to see what it looked like on my head! ❞ ❝ Wait a moment. You’re an archer… Wouldn’t it make more sense if you stayed behind me? ❞ ❝ Is there…anyone who lays claim to your heart? ❞ ❝ You’ll have to use a spatula to peel me off your side! ❞

[chivalrousxhybrid-deactivated20]

Send me 'I want the K' and I'll generate a number

[reaperoftheunderworld-moved]

1: Hot, Steamy kiss

2: Cheek Kiss

3: Nose Kiss

4: Forehead Kiss

5: Firm Kiss

6: Gentle Peck

7: Romantic Kiss

8: Eyelid Kiss

9: Jawline Kiss

10: Neck Kiss

11: Collarbone Kiss

12: Chest Kiss

13: Stomach Kiss

14: Kiss Along the Hips

15: Kiss in the Rain

16: Upside-Down Kiss

17: Goofy Kiss

18: Underwater Kiss

19: Forceful Kiss

20: Any of the Above

21: Then there’s tongue

[memestockpile]

different ways to say ‘i love you’. 

‘i’ll make you something, yeah? your favorite dish, just for you.’

‘let’s get you back to bed.’

‘shh, it was just a nightmare.’

‘you like this, don’t you? i remember you saying that.’

‘i drew up a bath for you.’

‘you need rest.’

‘you ought to be asleep.’

‘i bought two.’

‘here. you can have the rest.’

‘i thought of you when i saw this.’

‘i like your smile.’

‘you have a cute laugh.’

‘stay there. i’m coming there to get you.’

‘it’s okay, i’m here, we’re okay.’

‘be careful.’

‘look both ways.’

‘you mean so much to me.’

‘i can’t lose you.’

‘i thought i might have lost you.’

‘how to you feel about the nickname, (insert nickname)?’

‘it looks good on you.’

‘i’ll make you soup.’

‘ah-ah-ah. you’re sick. you need to stay in bed.’

‘are you okay in there?’

‘that’s it, that’s it. get it all out. shh.’

‘it’s a remedy i knew. helps with your throat.’

‘it’s a lullaby. would you like me to sing it to you? would that help you fall asleep?’

‘i’m worried about you.’

‘what do you want to watch?’

‘where would you like to go for dinner?’

‘close your eyes and hold out your hands.’

‘we’ll figure it out.’

‘oh, it’s not big deal. you’re fine.’

‘i brought you some medicine for your cold.’

‘you’re important to me.’

‘this is your favorite song, right?’

‘you’re like a son/daughter to me.’

‘good luck!’

‘you’re like a mom/dad to me.’

‘don’t say that about yourself.’

‘want to come with?’

“wow! you look really nice.’

‘goodnight, (insert term of affection).’

‘it’s okay. i couldn’t sleep anyway.’

‘you can have half.’

‘come here. let me fix it.’

‘your tie is crooked.’

‘c’mere. shh, it’s okay.’

‘i’m not going to hurt you.’

‘can i touch you?’

‘can i kiss you?’

‘can i hug you?’

‘promise.’

‘would i ever lie to you?’

‘i think you’re very beautiful/handsome.’

‘hey, good-looking.’

‘of course i care. you’re my family.’

‘one more chapter.’

‘i love you.’

[seercursed-blog]

“If you entrust me with this...secret, the least you can do is tell me why. Why me, why not go to one of your friends, family perhaps?”

[reviewrps]

send me one for my muse's reaction: (horror version)

“Does your mother know you’re out this late?“ 

“Do you always shoot first and ask questions later?“ 

"Why are you covered in blood?" 

"Why are you doing this?" 

"Please, stop! It hurts!" 

"You sent us down here to die. Now we’ve come to take you with us.”

“Do you hear them? The children? They’re calling for you." 

"We all float down here.”

“There’s nowhere to run." 

"You’re one of us now." 

"How could you do this? You monster!" 

"What are you?" 

"Was that a howl?" 

"Please don’t kill me!" 

"Are you going to kill me?" 

"You got blood on the carpet!" 

"I think there’s blood in my ear now." 

"I didn’t even know that the human body looked like that on the inside." 

"You want me to stop? Nice try." 

"Come and get me." 

"You think you can stop me?”

“You’re all going to die tonight." 

"One by one we will take you." 

"It’s alive!”

“Is there someone behind you?”

“They’re here." 

"Most people are so ungrateful to be alive.”

“Whatever you do, don’t fall asleep!”

“What would you say if I told you the world around you was nothing more than a dream?" 

"If you look in the face of evil, evil’s gonna look right back at you.”

“Oh, yes! There will be blood.”

“I’m every nightmare you’ve ever had.”

“We all go a little mad sometimes." 

“That cold ain’t the weather. That’s death approaching.”

“Hi, I’m Chucky. Wanna play?”

“When there is no room left in hell, the dead will walk the earth.”

 "We just cut up our girlfriend with a chainsaw. Does that sound ‘fine’?”

“Be afraid… Be very afraid.”

“I should warn you, princess - the first time tends to get a little messy.“

"I get this ache… And I, I thought it was for sex, but it’s to tear everything to fucking pieces.”

“It’s Halloween, everyone’s entitled to one good scare.”

“No tears please, it’s a waste of good suffering.”

“You know that part in scary movies when somebody does something really stupid and everyone hates them for it? This is it.”

“Darling. Light, of my life. I’m not gonna hurt ya. You didn’t let me finish my sentence. I said, I’m not gonna hurt ya. I’m just gonna bash your brains in.”

“I see dead people.”

“You really scared me, if that’s what you wanted. Is that what you wanted?”

“Believe only half of what you see and nothing that you hear.” 

“I really have the heart of a small boy. I keep it in a jar on my desk.”

[ingridbergman-deactivated202001]

[dencuement]

                         sara bareilles lyrics starters

slightly edited in some cases to work for rp purposes. feel free to change phrasing or pronouns to fit your muse(s)!

❝ Something always brings me back to you. ❞

❝ You loved me ‘cause I’m fragile when I thought that I was strong. ❞

❝ The one thing that I still know is that you’re keeping me down. ❞

❝ I found what I want is what I cannot have.    ❞

❝ I couldn’t find a better man to let me go. ❞

❝ It’d be a shame to stop now that I’ve started to make really good mistakes. ❞

❝ My friend said I look better without you. ❞

❝ Okay, we’ll do it your way – but this is the last time. ❞

❝ It’s all my fault. ❞

❝ I can’t blame you for the strength you lack. ❞

❝ ___ got a crush on the guy at the liquor store. ❞

❝ I’d rather sleep my whole life away than have you keep me from dreaming. ❞

❝ Will you meet me at midnight? ❞

❝ This story needs some mending and a better happy ending. ❞

❝ I could use another cigarette. ❞

❝ Don’t worry, I’m not addicted. ❞

❝ It never took much to keep me satisfied. ❞

❝ Some days are perfect and some simply could not get worse. ❞

❝ Some days this life is nothing but a curse. ❞

❝ I feel like no more than nothing at all. ❞

❝ I’m finding every reason to be gone. ❞

❝ I feel like i’m fading away. ❞

❝ How you love is who you are. ❞

❝ Breathing is getting harder. ❞

❝ I’m unusually hard to hold on to. ❞

❝ You mean well, but you make this hard on me. ❞

❝ I learned the hard way that they all say things you want to hear. ❞

❝ You are not what I thought you were. ❞

❝ Made me think that I need this too. ❞

❝ If your heart is nowhere in it, I don’t want it for a minute. ❞

❝ Listen up now honey, you’re gonna be sorry. ❞

❝ Don’t make me tell you again. ❞

❝ I’m not scared of you now . ❞

❝ I try to forget what you do to me but then you do it over again. ❞

❝ I’m queen of attention to details. ❞

❝ I defend intentions when he fails. ❞

❝ If only I had been listening. ❞

❝ Wait for me, I’m almost ready. ❞

❝ You would’ve thought by now I’d have learned something. ❞

❝ There’s too many things that I haven’t done yet. ❞

❝ I’ve been talking to God. Don’t know if it’s helping or not  ❞

❝ I get so lost sometimes. ❞

❝ Days pass and this emptiness fills my heart. ❞

❝ How am I going to get over you? ❞

❝ I’ll be alright – just not tonight. ❞

❝ I dare you darling, just you wait and see. ❞

❝ I never meant to be the one to let you down. ❞

❝ I didn’t want to tell you you were right. ❞

❝ You’ve got opinions, man, we’re all entitled to ‘em. But I never asked. ❞

❝ So, let me thank you for your time and try to not waste any more of mine. ❞

❝ Get out of here fast. ❞

❝ Who cares if you disagree? ❞

❝ Who died and made you king/queen/ruler of anything? ❞

❝ You expect me to jump up on board with you and ride off into your delusional sunset?!❞

❝ You’ve got the talking down, just not the listening. ❞

❝ All my life I’ve tried to make everybody happy while I just hurt and hide. ❞

❝ Just say you’re sorry. ❞

❝ I’m not the one who went and made a mistake. ❞

❝ You’re so good at giving me responsibility. ❞

❝ I’m sorry for you, just so you know. ❞

❝ If you say we’ll be alright, I’m going to trust you. ❞

❝ I don’t want to talk about it to you. ❞

❝ I’m just basket case without you. ❞

❝ I’ve been saving your place and what good does it do? ❞

❝ I wish I were pretty. ❞

❝ I wish I were brave. ❞

❝ I want to be enough. ❞

❝ I want to cry until the end of time. ❞

❝ You love being somebody’s enemy. ❞

❝ Maybe nobody loved you when you were young. ❞

❝ Maybe, when you cry, nobody ever comes. ❞

❝ I don’t mean harm. ❞

❝ Will you try it once? ❞

❝ I don’t want to be alone. ❞

❝ Stay a little longer? ❞

❝ It hurts to be here. ❞

❝ I only wanted love from you. ❞

❝ You make me feel like I’m not alone. ❞

❝ Want me to let you leave, do you? ❞

❝ Stay tonight? ❞

❝ I can see you lie to me. ❞

❝ I’m just who you want me to be. ❞

❝ It turns out I’m actually kind of a bitch. ❞

❝ That only happens when I get provoked. ❞

❝ That guy is an asshole. ❞

❝ Surprises, while fun, still can hurt. ❞

❝ I’m sick and tired of your poisonous ways. ❞

❝ And I say what I think ‘cause it’s more economic than drugs or a drink. ❞

❝ You’re a sad sack of shit. ❞

❝ You could start speaking up. ❞

❝ Say what you want to say. ❞

❝ I wanna see you be brave. ❞

❝ Everybody’s been there. ❞

❝ Why don’t you tell them the truth? ❞

❝ All we can do is try and live like we’re still alive. ❞

❝ I miss the days my mind would just rest quiet. ❞

❝ Tonight you’re not alone at all. ❞

❝ I tried to be everything you’d ever want. ❞

❝ They don’t need to see me crying. ❞

❝ I am more than just somebody’s puppet. ❞

❝ I would die to make you mine. ❞

❝ Kiss me goodnight like a good friend might? ❞

❝ Love is a cage. ❞

❝ I choose you. ❞

❝ There was a time when I would have believed them. ❞

❝ I can count on one hand the number of good men I know. ❞

❝ You’ve always been a problem child. ❞

❝ I remember when you used to be mine. ❞

❝ To get yourself a new life you’ve got to give the other one away. ❞

❝ What if I don’t wanna be like you? ❞

❝ I was made to be exactly like me. ❞

❝ What if I wanna be the one who doesn’t need to hide? ❞

❝ What if I wanna be the one who won’t apologize? ❞

❝ Do you ever think you’d ever want to try to hold my hand? ❞

❝ I know how much it can sometimes hurt. ❞

❝ You’re beautiful but you just can’t see. ❞

❝ You wanna lay the blame on somebody else. ❞

❝ I’m not sticking around. ❞

❝ What if I only ever do it all over again? ❞ 

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Sexual tension sentence starters

as requested by anon. note: some of these work better if one of the muses is pushed up against a wall

Angry

“Make me.”

“I dare you.”

“Bite me.”

“You think you can just run that pretty mouth of yours whenever you want?!”

“Wanna bet?”

“If you complain that it’s hot one more time, I’m going to give you a reason to sweat.”

“Prove it.”

“What’s in it for me?”

“If you bite your lip one more time, I’m going to do it for you.”

“Oh, well fuck me, then.”

“Shut up!”

“Yell at me again, and I’ll give you a real reason to scream.”

Flirty

“I wish we weren’t out in public…”

“Wow, you’re really strong.”

“Wanna go for a ride?”

“You sure can’t keep your hands to yourself…”

“Ah, I think I need a new bed.”

“Can you help me with my tie?” / “Can you zip up my dress for me?”

“You have really nice fingers…”

“Are we going downtown?”

“You should come by my place…I’ll give you the grand tour.”

“That outfit looks good on you. But, you’d also look good without the outfit.”

“What do you wear to bed?”

Awkward

“Do you have to eat it like that?”

“Uhm–t-those shorts look tight–”

“Hey, stop biting your lip…”

“Wha–is that a banana in your pocket?”

“You’re standing a little close to me…”

“Hey–you’ve got a little something on your face–”

“My keys are in my pocket. Can you get them for me?”

“Help me find the D? I mean, the variable–i-it’s math…”

“I just wanna grab your bu–hand. Grab your hand.”

“*purely staring at (muse name)’s lips*”

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SUPERNATURAL   0504: THE END   SENTENCE STARTERS

‘ you know the not-talking thing is kinda creepy, right? ‘ ‘ aw, crap. ‘ ‘ let’s see what’s happening in sports. that’s right - no more sports. congress revoked the right to group assembly. ‘ ‘ he, what, dropped a dime on me? ‘ ‘ in fact, why don’t you give me one good reason why i shouldn’t gank you right here and now? ‘ ‘ croatoan virus, right? that’s their endgame? ‘ ‘ it’s efficient, it’s incurable, and it’s scary as hell. ‘ ‘ whoa, you’re just going to leave me here? ‘ ‘ i got a camp of twitchy trauma survivors out there with an apocalypse hanging over their head. ‘ ‘ you stay on lock down. ‘ ‘ dick. ‘ ‘ we’re pretty good on canned goods for now, but we’re down on next to nothing on perishables and hygiene supplies. ‘ ‘ people are not gonna be happy about this. ‘ ‘ aren’t you supposed to be out on a mission right now? ‘ ‘ you spent the night in jane’s cabin last night, didn’t you? ‘ ‘ i thought we had a connection. ‘ ‘ why not get washed up for the orgy? ‘ ‘ i thought you’d gotten over trying to label me. ‘ ‘ oh yeah, it’s friggin’ fascinating. ‘ ‘ what are you, stoned? ‘ ‘ when you need to know something, you will know it. ‘ ‘ you just shot a guy in cold blood! ‘ ‘ i didn’t see the point in troubling a good man with bad news. ‘ ‘ you don’t get to make the decisions, i do. ‘ ‘ when i say stay in, you stay in. ‘ ‘ what was the mission, anyway? ‘ ‘ tonight, i’m gonna kill the devil. ‘ ‘ you wanna shut up? ‘ ‘ so, a demon tells you where satan’s gonna be and you just believe it? ‘ ’ oh good, it’s right in the middle of a hotzone. ‘ ‘ you sayin’ my plan is reckless? ‘ ‘ okay, if you don’t like reckless, i could use insouciant, maybe. ‘ ‘ we’re loaded and on the road at midnight. ‘ ‘ relax, you’ll be fine. ‘ ‘ you’re coming because i want you to see something. ‘ ‘ lucifer is wearing him to prom. ‘ ‘ half the planet’s better than no planet, which is what we have now! ‘ ‘ if i could do it all over again, i’d say yes in a heartbeat. ‘ ‘ you hoard toilet paper. hoard it like it’s made of gold. ‘ ‘ i’m happy that the stick is out of your ass. ‘ ‘ i’m not an angel anymore. ‘ ‘ i’m practically human. ‘ ‘ why the hell not bury myself in women and decadence, right? ‘ ‘ you’re lying to these people and to me. ‘ ‘ i know your lying expressions. ‘ ‘ i don’t seem to be the only member of your posse with some questions, so maybe i’ll just take my doubts over to them. ‘ ‘ this place should be white hot with croats. where are they? ‘ ‘ you mean you’re gonna send your friends into a meat grinder? ‘ ‘ something is broken in you. ‘ ‘ go ahead. kill me. ‘ ‘ kill you? don’t you think that would be a little redundant? ‘ ‘ oh good god. you’re not gonna tell me a bedtime story, are you? ‘ ‘ then he asked all of us to bow down before you - to love you more than him. ‘ ‘ these human beings are flawed, murderous. ‘ ‘ does the punishment fit the crime? ‘ ‘ i know what you are. the same brand of cockroach i’ve been squashing my whole life. ‘ ‘ the only difference between them and you is the size of your ego. ‘ ‘ i get what the other angels see in you. ‘ ‘ whatever you do, you will always end up here. ‘ ‘ i win. so, i win. ‘

[vaememes]

✧    A   DOUGLAS   ADAM’S   MIX   PROMPTS   !

(  FEEL  FREE   TO   CHANGE   PRONOUNS   AS   NEEDED  !

❝ I think I have ended up where I needed to be. ❞

❝ Let’s think the unthinkable, let’s do the undoable. ❞

❝ Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. ❞

❝ I’d far rather be happy than right any day. ❞

❝ You live and learn. At any rate, you live. ❞

❝ Reality is frequently inaccurate. ❞

❝ I’ll hit myself so hard I won’t know what’s hit me. ❞

❝ We demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty! ❞

❝ We can’t win against obsession. They care, we don’t. They win. ❞

❝ A cup of tea would restore my normality. ❞

❝ Don’t believe anything you read on the net. ❞

❝ I eventually had to go down to the cellar to find them. ❞

❝ If I asked you where the hell we were, would I regret it? ❞

❝ I think you ought to know I’m feeling very depressed. ❞

❝ My universe is my eyes and my ears. Anything else is hearsay. ❞

❝ What I need… is a strong drink and a peer group. ❞

❝ You might just as well give in and save your sanity for later. ❞

❝ I am so hip I have difficulty seeing over my pelvis. ❞

❝ Anything you still can’t cope with is therefore your own problem. ❞

❝ I find the whole business of religion profoundly interesting. ❞

❝ People who need to bully you are the easiest to push around. ❞

❝ I don’t go to mythical places with strange men. ❞

❝ The complexities of cause and effect defy analysis. ❞

❝ They’ve got as much sex appeal as a road accident. ❞

❝ So what do we do if we get bitten by something deadly? ❞

❝ It’s not the fall that kills you; it’s the sudden stop at the end. ❞

❝ At least being lost in space kept you busy. ❞

❝ I only have to talk to somebody and they begin to hate me. ❞

❝ No private detective looks like a private detective. ❞

❝ I don’t believe it. Prove it to me and I still won’t believe it. ❞

❝ I’d much rather be happy than right any day. ❞

❝ In the stillness, a fly would not have dared clear it’s throat. ❞

❝ I’ve no idea how seriously, to account for the sensation of vertigo. ❞

❝ I wouldn’t trust that computer to speak my weight. ❞

❝ The winning team shall be the first team that wins. ❞

❝ Uglier things have been spotted in the skies, but not by reliable witnesses. ❞

[rpmemes-galore]

Carrie Underwood —  Some Hearts Album  {Sentence Starters}

“I hope you’re proud.”

“Jesus take the wheel.”

“I know I’ve got to change.”

“It ain’t much, but its a job.”

“I’m grateful for every scar.”

“Am I really alone with you?”

“It’d been a long, hard year…”

“I just don’t want to let you go.”

“But there were lessons learned.“

“I guess it’s going to have to hurt.”

“I don’t want to spend my life jaded.”

“You lift me up right here, right now.”

“Can’t recall when I last felt that way.”

“Some hearts just get lucky sometimes.”

“You’re the last thing my heart expected.”

“I see the way out, and I’m gonna take it.”

“I’m sorry for the way I’ve been living my life.”

“I’m letting go, so give me one more chance.”

“Never knew never knew it could be like this.”

“I’ve never been the kind that you’d call lucky.” 

“Maybe next time he’ll think before he cheats.“

“And I know how it feels when love goes away.”

“Lately, nothing I do ever seems to please you.”

“Another glass of whisky, but it still don’t kill the pain.”

“And even when it’s not, I tell her everything’s alright.”

“I don’t want this night to end. Why does it have to end?”

“The past can’t be rewritten, you get the life you’re given.”

“Take it from my hands, ’cause I can’t do this on my own.”

“There’s nothing you can do. There’s nothing you can say.”

“There’s a 50 in the ashtray in case you run short on cash.”

“Now, who’d have thought someone like you could love me?”

“If mountains fall, I’ll still be here, holding you until the day I die.”

“Right now he’s probably slow dancing with a bleached-blond tramp.”

“Just one more thing before you leave: don’t forget to remember me.”

“There’s some things that I regret, some words I wish had gone unsaid.”

“I dug my key into the side of his pretty, little, souped-up four-wheel drive.”

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*  all  souls  trilogy  prompts .

A DISCOVERY OF WITCHES.

❛ It begins with a discovery of witches. ❜

❛ One is fear. The other is desire.❜

❛ It begins with absence and desire. ❜

❛ It begins with blood and fear. ❜

❛ Just because something seems impossible doesn’t make it untrue ❜

❛ The most beautiful experience we can have is the mysterious. ❜

❛ And happiness is always louder than sadness. ❜

❛ I was connected to him, I was safe. ❜

❛ Remember the past, and that there is a future. ❜

❛ Are you smelling me? ❜

❛ And you left at least one hole in my carpet to prove it.. ❜

❛ My ideas about vampires may be romantic. ❜

❛ These days vampires gravitated toward particle accelerators. ❜

❛ You do angry. I just saw it. ❜

❛ You persist in this romantic vision of what it is to be a vampire. ❜

❛ I might not be able to control myself if you step away. ❜

❛ English vampires may not be as well behaved around witches. ❜

❛ With an alpha and an omega: my beginning and my end. ❜

❛ Nobody really wants to keep secrets, not even the dead.. ❜

❛ I want a simple, ordinary life … like humans enjoy. ❜

❛ Do you wonder what it would be like for me to taste you? ❜

❛ But it’s too soon for me to imagine losing you. ❜

❛ You are a creature of the crossroads, neither here nor there. ❜

❛ People leave clues everywhere, and if you pay attention, you can piece them together. ❜

SHADOW OF NIGHT.

❛ Memories were short and history unkind. ❜

❛ With knot of one, the spell’s begun. ❜

❛ Change is the only reliable thing in the world.. ❜

❛ Magic was nothing more than desire made real. ❜

❛ Stop regretting your life. Start living it. ❜

❛ In every ending there is a new beginning. ❜

❛ You tell me that magic is just desire made real. ❜

❛ It’s what modern humans think vampire relationships are all about. ❜

❛ I don’t remember much poetry or dancing either. ❜

❛ You really should read this stuff, if only to see what humans think. ❜

❛ In every moment, for the rest of my life, I will be choosing you. ❜

❛ If I’ve done something you don’t like, tell me. ❜

❛ If you’re angry with me, say it.. ❜

❛ If you want to end this marriage, have the courage to end it. ❜

❛ But you needn’t trouble yourself on my account. ❜

❛ I will drive for the rest of my days, so long as you are in the car.. ❜

❛ Stop trying to be perfect. Try being real for a change. ❜

❛ If you do not do it, then someone else will.. ❜

❛ But perhaps it is necessary to embrace the darkness. ❜

❛ Don’t consider painful what’s good for you. ❜

❛ I did exactly what you asked me to. I’m really very well behaved. ❜

❛ Witches see the truth plainly—even if ________ are full of nonsense. ❜

❛ Naturally, I assumed you were involved. ❜

❛ I wish I had a spell that could make you see yourself as others do. ❜

THE BOOK OF LIFE. 

❛ I see you, even when you hide from the rest of the world. ❜

❛ I hear you, even when you’re silent. ❜

❛ The evil wolf feeds on anger, guilt, sorrow, lies, and regret.  ❜

❛ It is not the strongest of the species that survives, nor the most intelligent. ❜

❛ I have a master’s degree in medieval literature.. ❜

❛ A willingness to change was the secret of survival.  ❜

❛ The winds do not always blow as the ship desires. ❜

❛ The winds do what I tell them to do.. ❜

❛ I know all about vampires and their crazy ways. ❜

❛ It was no casual farewell, but an order. ❜

❛ It’s very fatiguing pretending you’re in charge. ❜

❛ I’d let the fear take root inside me until it clouded my thoughts. ❜

❛ Two wolves live inside every creature: one evil and the other good. ❜

❛ That’s what you get for falling in love with the wrong man/woman. ❜

❛ Now I want nothing more than to grow old with you. ❜

❛ Fear had also choked out any desire to work magic. ❜

❛ I send you messages. You don’t answer. It’s aggravating. ❜

❛ Blue had always struck her as such a serene, soothing color. ❜

❛ We would wake to find ourselves in paradise. ❜

❛ It’s one thing to wander in the darkness because you know no different. ❜

❛ It’s quite another to enjoy the light only to have it taken from you. ❜

❛ So if you want the good wolf to win, you’re going to have to starve the other one.. ❜

❛ Something in my expression must have revealed what was on my mind. ❜

❛ If you truly love someone, you will cherish what they despise most about themselves. ❜