Being a therapist is all a part of the job

You are ROSE LALONDE, and you may be just the TALLEST WOMAN that has ever existed. After the ending of a certain game you to living by your lonesome in a house that you decided to buy. You have had to change a few things about it though, in order to accommodate your size. But other than that everything has been going swell, including your job as a professional therapist. [Indie Tall Rose Blog, will rp as Alpha Rose if asked. Warning, may contain a bit of NSFW content.]

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Just a test

reblog if you are 100% okay with people coming into your askbox and sending random messages to your muse

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((If you are a personal blog, then go away.))

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apocolypsedivided

Greetings, I am the most peculiar, yet natural therapist, and I am here to simply any assistance that you may require. Only mentally of course. I am Rose Lalonde.

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angryblackhxttie started following you

Issues? Problems? Feel free to state, I am but simple sunny therapist, here to help you with anything should you choose. It only requires a small fee or so. The name is Rose Lalonde by the by.

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+f33ls

Why you came, we cannot yet determine. But feel free to pencil in a session if you so choose. I am walk-in friendly. The name is Rose by the way, Rose Lalonde.

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session?

:??

i have met ofur lolandes so i thought i might be nice to m33t a few more as they’re all nice humans but did i accidentally make a doctpurr’s appointment 

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I do try my best to be nice, even if on the oddest of days. No need to worry, you have not made a doctor's appointment by accident. Really though, I'm just a simple therapist.

So, I don't believe I've met someone like yourself before, care to give an introduction?

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Why you came, we cannot yet determine. But feel free to pencil in a session if you so choose. I am walk-in friendly. The name is Rose by the way, Rose Lalonde.

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Hello, hello, welcome to this dead, decrepit husk from where a blog once stood. Enjoy what feeble stay you will have with myself as your host.

I am Rose Lalonde.

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People are yet still reblogging that old thing?

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Whisper, whisper, whisper..

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Test, test, hello?

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I appear to have obtained a brand new follower while in my absence.

Greetings, I do hope that you have not had to wait too long for this particular introduction.

My name is Rose Lalonde, therapist, and whom might you be?

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❛…Hell0! I am Areiti, Handmaiden.   Well, I used t0 be. But n0w I am dead.❜

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Oh? Well that is a shame, to be dead and all.

It's a pleasure to meet you although you are one of the deceased, Ms. Areiti.

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I appear to have obtained a brand new follower while in my absence.

Greetings, I do hope that you have not had to wait too long for this particular introduction.

My name is Rose Lalonde, therapist, and whom might you be?

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Ping!

Calling Dr. Lalonde.

Calling Dr. Lalonde.

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Hello, welcome to the blog of a famed therapist.

Your follow is appreciated.

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Calm yourself and begin thinking happy thoughts.. John? I am not very used to speaking with sprites as it is not a natural part of my interactions on here. I can also not imagine the thought of being trapped on any meter, let alone trapped with trolls. Therefor I do not believe I would be of much help. Have you tried reversing the process at all?

okay yeah, happy thoughts, thanks.  that’s just the keen insight i’m hoping for from you.

so you were never on the meteor? but you do know what trolls are? do you know anything about troll instincts? like, territorialness maybe?

i tried exploring a bit and i found this computer but i just know that it’s not *my* meteor, it’s not my *place*, and i don’t feel like i own it, i don’t feel safe? i kind of moved some chairs around me in the corner, but i think maybe i’m supposed to make a pile? but it feels silly and stupid and i don’t want to.

also i suddenly know all of these things about the Game and it’s so loud and constant and it’s just so *much* and i don’t know what to do about that.

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No, I barely know a single scrap of information concerning trolls or the way that their brains may function. So are you feeling aggressive when anyone approaches you in your current location? I will state that creating a pile is of a normal bird-like behavior. Also yes, I was never on a meteor, not a single bit.

So, you haven't made any attempts to lay an egg have you? For if you have that may prove you are settling more easily into your animalistic mindset.

Have you considered taking some deep breaths, for they may assist in calming down the current state of panic that you are in.

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Greetings everyone new, welcome to my blog from hell, please take a seat and I will get to you in a moment.

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Are you alright?

Why yes, thank you for asking, and caring.