ᴸᴵᴷᴱ∙∙∙ ᵀᴴᴱ ᶠ ᵂᴼᴿᴰ ? (ᵃᵖ)

IND.  SEL.  PRIV.  NORMAN BABCOCK FROM PARANORMAN.  NSFW / TRIGGERING THEMES.

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never fear, the rabid bat thing is here !!

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I would love to play Blake Langermann tbh, I would love to play him so much

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the best defense against ghosts is to sexualize them

under attack by a ghost? immediately try to fuck the ghost. they will be so thrown off that you will survive. 

worst case scenario: the ghost leaves because you’re a weirdo

best case scenario: the ghost is down and you get to fuck a super scary contorting ghost with black holes for eyes and razor-sharp teeth 

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i made this post hoping someone would draw ghost porn in response to it but instead I have weird ghost rpers getting mad at it and people that actually believe in ghosts warning their followers that my methods are dangerous 

okay

gotta let kids have their imagination, I guess 

[rudemuu]

i felt bad that you didnt get your ghost porn so here you go

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I'm still here I promise!! I've been dealing with a lot of hooplah since my vacation and with my bar job being up in the air ( they were closed and now they're open again but nobody knows for how long 🙃 ), and I still don't have internet at my place so I've been going to my boyfriends whenever I need it, and whenever I'm there I'm more focused on getting the stuff I need done for picking up classes next year done so I don't have to worry about it later, and also on him because he's in a really rough spot right now. in between I've been looking for other jobs as well as stressing over money and in my downtime I've been replaying outlast because the bae got me outlast 2 and these games are my life. so! yeah! I'm gonna put norm on an unofficial semi-hiatus until I can get my life straightened out tbh

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good afternoon fam !! I'll be getting on in just a little while, I want to shower and get some food in my stomach first. feel free to 🖤 this if you want a starter

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so the place where I bartend is getting shut down, and like nobody apparently knew, but I know one of my fucking managers did, at least our GM did, like he had to there's no way he didn't know, because they owe almost 500k in rent. so I might be out of a job. which means I might be less active than I was planning to be, but I should be okay in the next week or so.

in other news, I'm driving back home today, don't know when I'll be getting in because of the traffic around Washington, but I wanna talk about my oc, so if anyone wants to know about my sad™ lil witch baby, feel free to jump into the IM or find me on sk/ype at angstempress !!

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Alphaville (1965) dir. by Jean-Luc Godard

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hey guys! sorry I haven't been very active the past couple of days, I've been doing family and baby time mostly, and when I do get on I'm mostly working on bby Tillman ( the half witch, half dead piece of shit oc of mine ) because I don't have to be very dedicated to coding whereas when I'm rping I have to be very dedicated, in the zone tbh. I'll try to get on to do some asks tonight though, and then I'll be back home tomorrow

[hurricaneheroine]

Gone Girl Starter Sentences

○ “What have we done to each other? What will we do?” ○ “You think you’d be happy with a nice girl? No way, baby! I’m it.” ○ “I killed for you; who else can say that?” ○ “I swear, you two are the most fucked up people I’ve ever known and I specialise in fucked up.” ○ “We’re so cute. I wanna punch us in the face.” ○ “You ever hear the expression the simplest answer is often the correct one?” ○ “Everyone knows that ‘complicated’ is a code word for bitch.” ○ “He took and took from me until I no longer existed. That’s murder.” ○ “Whatever they found, I think it’s safe to assume that it is very bad.” ○ “You’re my voice of reason. I need you with me on this.” ○ “I love tests.” ○ “Come home. I dare you.” ○ “I’m so much happier now that I’m dead.” ○ “Life. I don’t remember the point.” ○ “You fucking idiot.” ○ “You’re probably the most hated man in America right now.” ○ “My God, this place literally smells like feces.” ○ “Do you really want to be the couple that has a baby to save their marriage?” ○ “Well, we have our first clue.” ○ “For Valentine’s Day, I thought I’d buy a gun.” ○ “Let the punishment fit the crime.” ○ “Grown-ups work for things. Grown-ups pay. Grown-ups suffer consequences.” ○ “Men always say that as the defining compliment, don’t they? She’s a cool girl.” ○ “There’s something disturbing about recalling a warm memory and feeling utterly cold.” ○ “There’s a difference between really loving someone and loving the idea of her.” ○ “Tampon commercial, detergent commercial, maxi pad commercial, windex commercial - you’d think all women do is clean and bleed.” ○ “But maybe love, real love, also gives you permission to just be the person you are.” ○ “A lot of people lacked that gift: knowing when to fuck off.” ○ “I carry on an inner monologue, but the words often don’t reach my lips.” ○ “I feel sorry for you. Because every morning you have to wake up and be you.” ○ “If you’re about to do something, and you want to know if it’s a bad idea, imagine seeing it printed in the paper for all the world to see.” ○ “I often don’t say things out loud, even when I should. I contain and compartmentalise to a disturbing degree.” ○ “It’s humbling, to become the very thing you once mocked.” ○ “I don’t understand the point of being together if you’re not the happiest.” ○ “Give me someone with a little fight in them, someone who calls me on my bullshit. (But who also kind of likes my bullshit.)” ○ “You’re easy to like. I’ve never understood why that’s considered a compliment - that just anyone could like you.” ○ “There’s no app for a bourbon buzz on a warm day in a cool, dark bar. The world will always want a drink.” ○ “You are a man. You are an average, lazy, boring, cowardly, woman-fearing man.”

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Untitled by Lover-and-the-Wild

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make it gayer

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[dylanholyhellobrien]

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hello all!! I will be traveling today so I'll be kinda spotty. I have no idea if there's wifi where I'll be staying, but there should be, so I'll mostly be on at night if there is

[memesandthings]

TEXT MESSAGE STARTERS ! Send one of the prompts below to get a response from my muse.

drunk texts:

( ✉ → sms ) plea se eh elep me im drunk and i dotn know whe re i am

( ✉ → sms ) i fukcing miss yo u

( ✉ → sms ) i look so fuckigjn GOOD

( ✉ → sms ) i csnst stop throwiging up

( ✉ → sms ) fu ck you  for hurting me

( ✉ → sms ) why dotn you ever call me anymore huh

( ✉ → sms ) stop being so fuckigjn borign and coekm to my party

( ✉ → sms ) i dropped my pzziza o nt eh floror im fuckgin pissed

( ✉ → sms ) i j sut left you a 3 mintue long voicemail singing. sorry

( ✉ → sms ) even when i’m durnk ic ant sotp thinking about oyu

hateful texts:

( ✉ → sms ) you’re pathetic

( ✉ → sms ) you make me miserable

( ✉ → sms ) fuck you. delete my number.

( ✉ → sms ) you never meant anything to me, anyway.

( ✉ → sms ) fuck your apologies, you can keep them.

( ✉ → sms ) congrats on always ruining everything

( ✉ → sms ) my life would be so much easier without you.

( ✉ → sms ) and next time you feel like calling me… don’t.

( ✉ → sms ) i don’t want anything to do with you anymore.

( ✉ → sms ) if your goal was to make me hate you, then congratulations. mission accomplished.

misc/random texts:

( ✉ → sms ) i think my neighbor is an alien.

( ✉ → sms ) help me think of a name for my new dog

( ✉ → sms ) sooooo… what was your first impression of me

( ✉ → sms ) should i get pizza or chicken wings for dinner?

( ✉ → sms ) no one’s ever made me feel the way you do.

( ✉ → sms ) i borrowed your weed. hope you don’t mind.

( ✉ → sms ) why do they say drugs are bad when they make you feel so good

( ✉ → sms ) today is the oldest you’ve ever been, but the youngest you’ll ever be again…

( ✉ → sms ) [ File Attached: 001329.jpg ] of all the drunk pictures i have of you, this one is my favorite.

( ✉ → sms ) i used your pics to catfish someone, and since they bought me a laptop… you have a date with them tomorrow.

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soooOOOOOoo, would anyone be interested in interacting with a spoopy, half witch - half dead boy oc ?? he's a sweet bub, despite being the result of a botched sacrifice.

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nsfw in the sculpture garden