Somebody to die for

Finland x Harry Potter x HURTS x BBC Sherlock x BBC Merlin x and other general fandoms x but really I post whatever

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The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001) dir. Peter Jackson

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sherlock wearing: the too-tight white shirt

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sherlock wearing: the camel dressing gown

[doomslock]

Sherlock AU: John finally says it.

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sherlock wearing: the new (and bigger bc muscles) white shirt

[vagueenthusiast]

Stolen moments, soft and dim 🌙✨

ref.

[libraford]

Cute story from work.

So this couple walks in- a broad-shouldered man with an accent (Italian, I think) and a man that I can best describe as looking like Cecil Palmer. 

“Okay- weird question. So you guys did our wedding- amazing by the way. And it’s been a month and just about all the flowers in the vases have died by now except for this one thing that’s really holding on in there. And we want to know what that plant is and how to take care of it to keep it alive. And we don’t know how to like… describe it and it sounds kind of weird to go to up to a stranger and say ‘hey what’s this weird wiggly green plant you put in our vases a month ago?’ but I guess that’s what I’m asking.”

“Sounds like curly willow. If you keep it in water it will eventually start rooting and you can grow a new plant from it from the cutting.” 

“That is too cool! What do you suggest we do?”

“Well, you can keep it in the water for now, but eventually you’ll want to pot it in soil because that’s how it’s going to get its nutrients.”

“Can we,” the Italian guy asks. “Can we plant it in the floor?” I figure he means ‘plant it outside.’ 

I nod. “It’ll keep growing.”

“What does it look like when it’s bigger? Does it stay like a wiggly stick?”

“Oh, no, it’ll branch out. It’s actually a tree.” 

The skinnier one turns to his husband and says:

“Did you hear that, honey? They gave us a tree! We have a tree now!” 

Italian man: “It’s our tree. We love our tree.”

[upthehillart]

ahh yes, the inseparable combo of quidditch jocks and sexual awakening…

[mizuza]

Смотрите! Это же мои любимые засранцы зацвели! Они лишь часть большого стикерпака, который я скоро выпущу. Просто они так хороши, что я решил их сделать отдельным артом.

[youngwarlock]

On September 20th, 2008 the very first episode of Merlin aired on BBC One. Happy 10th anniversary of Merlin, everyone.

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give her one

[holyrights-deactivated20211021]

give her a cheeto.

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[clintpardonme]

im in love with this man

hang on i found these and i gotta put em somewhere

[silver99johnlocked]

So am i

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Same. 😍😍😍😍😍

[notjustamumj]

sighhhh… this man

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#mf

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Negotiation 

I’m so incredibly sorry that I haven’t been as active here on Tumblr as I’d like to be the past few weeks. Here’s a little peace offering. <: 

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I’M SORRY WHAT?????? IS THIS??????????

JOHN WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT TORCH OH MY GOD

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Just adjusted the lighting a little so you can all see Dr John Watson deep throating a phallic object

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Sherlock can’t believe his eyes lmao

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JOHN PLEASE

[sarahthecoat]

yep.

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[silentauroriamthereal]

Their entire relationship has been nothing but trying to “subtly” prove to each other how good they’re be at fellatio. I mean: 

Just blow each other already and put us all out of your misery. Seriously. 

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Depriving themselves since 2010.

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:))))

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monica.kinderitza via Instagram Story, 22 Sep 2018

[shootyourarrows]

I’ve been crying about this since I saw it 12h ago ;-; ;-; ;-;