Cold-Blooded Paisley

Katie | WI sad snow beast with no money

[lolfactory]

[digenovanicolo]

“we were fucked either wa-”

No, no you weren’t. Hilary doesn’t have people fearing for their lives, Hilary wasn’t spouting racist bullshit, Hilary wants to end conversion therapy, the worst thing she did during this election was use a private email that the FBI didn’t find anything in

Hilary is nowhere near as bad as Trump. Hilary is a stubbed toe and Trump is a torn out limb

[ocult-deactivated20190907]

(unlocking repressed memories) oh lore?

[barebacktothefuture]

[officialjiggly]

me at gamestop: can you be gay in this game

[onceiwashere]

wolfgang amadeus mozart has been dead for 226 slutty, slutty years 

[heatseekingbehavior]

hi yeah what the actual, literal, GENUINE fuck does this mean

[anormaux]

[bidoof]

me: You know I should stop being so antisocial and log into Facebook for once and check in on my old pals I haven’t talked to in a long time

facebook: Hey remember this cute photo from eight years ago of your beloved dog who you tragically had to put to sleep and you get sad whenever you see photos of her well look at this it’s a photo of her

me:

[ofhobbitsandwomen-deactivated20]

three yikes you’re out

[jcitricpache-deactivated2020072]

[teratocybernetics]

What

[seriousjones]

the sexual tension between two gas stations on the same intersection

[nicejewishguy]

I'm gonna finally reveal my fetish

It’s love

[dancegavindance-deactivated2019]

Mike you’re into piss and we all know it

[hollowtones]

Garfield could eat my son.

[slutferal-deactivated20190801]

for clarification, youre saying he has the capability? or that youd be cool with it?

[hollowtones]

Hi.

[cheyennecheyenne]

women are socialized to be so accommodating of others and you don’t even realize it until you’re already in the middle of some elaborate favor for someone and you’re wondering what the fuck you’re even doing

[whatareyoureallyafraidof]

[quadriceps-deactivated20171230]

icarly checks still coming in 😴…

[largegaybird]

@seetosee

[spaghettiettietti-deactivated20]