definitely not fae-born

aka Grandma Caroline Real Human

[largegaybird]

✨🎶Love is all around🎶✨

[newblvotg]

X-men on the beach . . .

[largegaybird]

Wait someone at the bar tonight told me I have a great neck. Did I meet a vampire and miss my chance??

[innerchildabortionclinic]

interesting kink assortment on the dash

[lokaror]

i eat your grandads clothes

[flyingsquidzeez]

Macklemoth

[mrsterlingeverything]

[vintar]

[vykodlak]

of course, the best part of any character's corruption arc is their cool new outfit

[largegaybird]

Kind of in the mood for a Big Cry tonight, but it’s already almost 2am and the only way I know how to make myself cry 100% of the time is to watch Paper Man and then the ending will make me cry. I just don’t know if I have the time to watch that whole movie and get myself in that zone.

But also I’m an unemployed wastrel so maybe I just do it anyways. Who knows.

[largegaybird]

Okay fuck it, I’m smoking weed and watching Paper Man.

[largegaybird]

Kind of in the mood for a Big Cry tonight, but it’s already almost 2am and the only way I know how to make myself cry 100% of the time is to watch Paper Man and then the ending will make me cry. I just don’t know if I have the time to watch that whole movie and get myself in that zone.

But also I’m an unemployed wastrel so maybe I just do it anyways. Who knows.

[deirdreskye]

Dude frying my tendies at the raising cane's has the black nitrile gloves over the hairy forearms this is not good. Puppy's leaking. The situation in my Target boxer briefs is gonna go from Gushers to Go-Gurt real fast here. I'm so horny I deserve to have copper wire snaked through my teeth

[rednines]

If the backrooms post can get a movie then so can this

[caffedorzo]

[importantcatpics]

[venusswasaboy]

I quote this and laugh to myself very, very often.

[unadulteratedhideouttrash]

[human-pet-they]

They’re adding soulslike elements to Grindr

[spadefish]

[guilhernunes]

dog develops telekinesis after tap water starts running pink