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💫 The grooviest worm in the galaxy, Earthworm Jim! Played by Pierrot (he/they)! Follows and likes from @starlitcircus! 💫
💫 18+ | Mutuals only | Headcanon-driven 💫
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reblog this if you're fine with your mutuals sending you asks unprompted
“You seem… out of place.”
Well, that's a fine how-do-you-do. That "garbage disposal" the Professor so unceremoniously dumped Jim down into after plucking him out of his super suit with one of his weird-o contraptions must have been some sort of portal to another dimension. Figures he'd be the type to make his waste everyone else's problem. And what a problem this was. In a strange land, naked, and getting the third degree from some dolled-up turtle.
.....best not tell Princess about this particular adventure.
"Uhh... I reckon I do, don't I?"
Jim slithered on over to the girl, "Seems to me that pipe I was flushed down coughed me up on the other side of the galaxy or somethin'. Ain't never seen a pipe do that before, but then i'm no plumber." He attempted to shrug his shoulders, but quickly remembered he didn't actually have those without his suit. "Err....mind tellin' me where the heck I am?"
Aww, so cute! So cute!!!!! 💕💕💕💕
// this motherfucker does the soundtrack for the e.wj series that will only ever live in my brain
// i think jim's my most capital A American™ muse, for whatever that means and is worth. yeehaw.
Happy holiday to my American friends!
out at the lake until around June 30th/July 1st! have my tablet puter with me but wi-fi's very spotty.
// holy fucking shit tornado warning
// Idk why I never thought of this before, but Jim knowing all languages thanks to the universal translator in his suit would extend to sign language(s) as well, which would have been EXTRA weird for him to find out initially because the sequence of events would likely be: Someone signs to him, and not only can Jim perfectly understand what they're signing despite never having seen anyone using sign language before, he(/the suit?) would I guess instinctively sign back?? As if responding in any other language?
Followed by the inevitable: "I didn't know you knew sign language, Jim!" "I didn't either!"
Dave The Barbarian (2004) Sentence Starters
Sentence starters taken from the surrealist comedy cartoon of the same name. Change tenses and pronouns as necessary, and enjoy~!
"Crackpots and weirdos!? Count me in!"
"They ain't the bravest heroes, but they're the only ones we've got!"
"Time to cut a muffin!"
"Don't mess with the princess!"
"That sounds nasty for some reason."
"Do you require assistance loading these into your tear in the space-time continuum?"
"What is it!? A spider!? Is something burning!? Is it on me!? I don't see it! Is it invisible!? Are invisible spiders crawling on me and burning!?"
"I knew love was blind, but I didn't know it was stupid, too!"
"Somebody get me out of here! This stump's got worms in it!"
"Why must I destroy? Why do I feel such rage? Why do I persist in doing this atrocious comb-over, when I'm obviously balding. I mean, seriously, who am I fooling?"
"I don't like to wear my glasses when I'm committing unspeakable acts of evil. They make me look bookish."
"Shall I tell you of last night's dream? Dark forms came to me, whispering of unspeakable atrocities."
"They're also famous for being about as smart as the stuff you scoop out of a pumpkin."
" We've had a little fun with dental hygiene today, but it's no laughing matter."
"Ah, fudge. Truly it is the greatest of the brown-colored fruits."
" I had that dream again. The one, where I do terrible things, to penguins, with a croquet mallet."
"I'm a monster! An evil, bloodthirsty, uncivilized monster! Who's totally in love with you!"
"I'm the master of all evil. THE MASTER OF ALL EVIL! I can't help it if I have an adorably, curly tail."
"What if I hang you from tree, and learn you new game called, "Piñata?"
"Well, when you fight evil, sometimes you're gonna get put in a fiendish deathtrap from which you have to heroically escape at the last instant."
"I'll show them! Heads will roll! Excruciating punishments will be enacted! Wedgies will be given!"
"In the end it wasn't strength that won, it was careful attention to laundry instructions."
"Would they be nice to him or would they poke him and call him Jasper?"
"Here's a fork so you can EAT YOUR WORDS!"
"They found the weak point! Ooh, I knew I shouldn't have labeled it!"
yeehaw and etc
What popular cowboy archetype are you?
THE LONELY FARMER
you're a homely, shy, but rough individual who lives on your own terms, pretty sheltered. you're gentle and understanding, willing to help anyone with a good heart that asks to stay a night or two, but you've always got a rifle tucked behind your back, just in case. you're probably heartbroken, whether it be a lost love or family, but when a dashing stranger comes by you find them easy to open up to and talk with. you just won't admit it outright.
Yoinked from @niratias
// Posted these in reply to an ask, but the blog who sent it deactivated and now I feel weird reblogging the post, so i'll just make a new one lol
I kept Jim's southern drawl from the games instead of using his Himbo (affectionate) voice from the cartoon. Though I do, of course, adore D.an C.astellaneta's voice for Jim, his Texas twang in the games coupled with the cute sprite animations gave him a really neat personality that I decided to pull from a little more than his cartoon counterpart.
Jim's voiced by D*ug T*nn*pel in the games, and if you know about Jim you probably know why that guy Sucks with a capital S, but I unfortunately very much dig his voicework for Jim in the first two games.
There isn't too much of Jim's in-game voice to go off of beyond short sound clips, but the CD-ROM port had added and enhanced voicework cause you can fit way more on a CD than a dinky-ass cartridge.
Here's how he sounds:
If I had to pick a voiceclaim that wasn't Gross™️, it'd probably be W.eird Al, but with a southern drawl. (Why do you think Jim plays the accordion?)
Anyway whatever yeehaw
// re-enabled jim's theme cause it actually still fucks tbh
