thinking about bloodloathing divorce au again (always)
thinking about Scott constantly referring to Legs as āhis husbandā and Legs immediately correcting with āEX husbandā.
Scott comes over to pester Legs while heās talking with some townsfolk and Legs tells him to piss off. And Scottās just like āwhat? Am I not allowed to talk to my husband?ā Legs, immediately: āEX husbandā
the others start picking up on it
Scott questions Abolish about why heās spending so much time with his husband and Abolish just flatly looks at him and goes āEx Husbandā.
Scott teases Owen about how he thinks itās cute he can flirt with his husband. āEx husbandā Owen grumbles back and storms off.
thereās some scene where Scott is doing one of his āhas everyone wrapped around his fingerā speeches to the townsfolk and he makes a comment like āyouāre all happy to cozy up to my husbandā and there is just a resounding chorus of āEX HUSBANDā from everyone
Scott just thinks itās funny
that is, until the day that Shelby does it.















