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@sehunscousin
Namjoon: Okay, wait, I’ve got an idea. You gotta call out “babe!” and see who looks up first.
Jin: I’ll go first.
Jin: BABE!
Jimin: Lmao, no one even flinched.
Jin: You try it then.
Jimin: I will…..BABE!
Jungkook: Yes?
Taehyung: Yeah?
Yoongi: What?
Hobi: You called?
Jin: What the f-
Namjoon: I’m leaving for three days. Jin is in charge. I’ve left notes for each of you with instructions.
Taehyung: Mine just says “Taehyung, no.”
Namjoon: And you can apply that to every possible situation.
Taehyung: It’s crazy how Leonardo could paint and invent all those things and still find the time to be a crime-fighting turtle.
Jungkook: And he was amazing in Titanic.
Jimin: A real Renaissance man.
Namjoon: Holy shit.
THE COMMENTS OMG I'M DYING
the black cat nero behind // san + seonghwa
Five's body aging normally and he decides to start dating again in his "twenties" a bunch of twenty something lads and lasses start gravitating toward his good looks and impressive intelligence and ask him how old he is and the madlad looks them straight in the eye and says '72'
Better yet he decides he'd rather date someone his own age so you're scrolling through 'tinder for old people' and find this young ass twerp on there with a profile that says '72, married 30+ years but divorced, no kids' and he's completely and utterly serious
Imagine dates with this guy, lmao. Like one second he's telling you he's a family guy and loves his siblings and the next he's telling you hes the one who shot JFK
Date: so what do you do for fun?
Five: math.
Date: ...huh. Well I like fishing.
Five, nodding: I killed a fish once.
Date: what's your worst fear?
Five: the apocalypse razing the planet and killing everyone I love leaving behind nothing but a barren world.
Date: wow that's... intense. Good thing that won't ever happen.
Five: third times the charm.
Date: do you keep in touch with your parents?
Five: the blood ones or the robot and the alien?
Date: so im a doomsday prepper
Five: i like you already.
Date: you know what, I can't believe I'm saying this, but I'm actually considering another date with you. What's your phone number.
Five: here, but it won't be my number for much longer.
Date: are you getting a new phone?
Five: no I just change it and my address every few weeks to keep time traveling assassins off my ass.
Date:
Some People: Germans don’t have humor.
Der Postillon, Germany’s equivalent to The Onion, reporting on the election:
Is this the turning point? Trump wins important state New Michivada he just made up.
“Oh shit!”: Putin totally forgot to manipulate the US election.
Not that as well! Half-blind 100-year-old man who counts all the votes alone died of old age.
Experts uncertain if Trump wil win today or after the civil war
“If I can’t have it, nobody will” - Trump sets White House on fire
Europeans thank Americans for two days without any news about Corona
Its been a hell of a night
Onew: I know you snuck out last night, Taemin.
Taemin: [internally] Play dumb.
Taemin: Who’s Taemin?
Taemin: [internally] Not that dumb.
jimin: winnie the pooh didn't rock a crop top our whole childhood just to watch us become unconfident in our bodies it's time to STUNT!!!
jungkook as a cowboy
jungkook: you've yeed your last haw.
jungkook: yee in the streets, haw in the sheets.
jungkook: you gotta yee the haw before the haw yees you.
jin: please stop.
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jungkook: i'm wearing my cowboy clothes, i guess i'm... ranch dressing.
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jungkook: [throws lasso] whoa there Bessie!
yoongi: [caught in the lasso] what the actual fuck
taehyung: can i play some music?
uber driver: sure
taehyung: [pulls out his saxophone] do you like Rick Astley?
Johnny: Whoops.
Kun: Whoops? WHOOPS? This is not a “whoops” situation. We are far past whoops. Whoops is a distant speck in the rearview mirror. We are solidly in “oh fuck” territory, and I expect you to act like it.
Ten: I like to wear Johnny's hoodies because they have long sleeves so I can-- [smacks Hendery]
Felix: Ah yes baguettes, the snakes of bread. We'll take two of your freshest yeasty eels, good sir.
Baker: What?
Chan: Ignore him.
namjoon: [sees a ladybug]
namjoon: [tips hat] ma'am
chanyeol for wkorea november ‘19 issue
