VIBE CHECK

for all my sweat, my blood runs weak. let me learn from where i have been.

[seism]

chronosslip replied to your post: chronosslip replied to your post: ...

It’s safe.

Sure, sure then.

[seism]

chronosslip replied to your post: chronosslip replied to your post: ...

Gracious of you. Want to meet the kid?

If that’s safe for you?

[seism]

chronosslip replied to your post: chronosslip replied to your post: ...

Not at all.

Fine. For now you can be a walking nursery.

[seism]

chronosslip replied to your post: chronosslip replied to your post: ...

I’ll leave her diapers wherever you’re staying. Might dissuade you for awhile.

Now that’s just a little bit mean and excessive, don’t you think?

[seism]

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Just starting.

You can get them ready for proper bathroom use and then we’ll see what happens.

[seism]

Pinche madre.

[seism]

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Haven’t found anything that’ll do the job right. Think you’re up to caring for a 2 year old by yourself if you do?

Depends. How potty trained are they?

[seism]

chronosslip replied to your post: Is this CLOWN really still alive?

Not a lot can keep me down.

What CAN keep you down? Asking for a friend.

[seism]

I’m not just saying that because I just finished stitching myself up or whatever.

[seism]

What can insurance do that bourbon and self-made stitches can’t?

[valtsv]

and i’m like *bleeding sexily from multiple stab wounds*

[seism]

Coward.

[seism]

Is this CLOWN really still alive?

[seism]

@chronosslip

[seism]

Is this CLOWN really still alive?

[seism]

Just thought about why I don’t have insurance before I realized that I don’t think I know anyone with insurance.

[gtfomyufo]

x-force teens sneaking out at night

julio, wearing a light reflective bandanna: wait, star. your eyes reflect light. you’ll have to close them so we don’t get caught. I’ll grab your hand so you don’t get lost.

star, the least likely person to get them caught: but what if i trip? you will just have to carry me.

julio: you’re right. i wouldn’t want you to get hurt

tabitha, wearing glow stick jewellery: WHAT ABOUT HIS HEALING FACTOR

julio, already picking star up bridal style: JUST BECAUSE HE CAN HEAL DOESN’T MEAN IT DOESN’T HURT

theresa, wearing a really brightly coloured windbreaker, starts eating chips as dani yells from inside: HEY, ARE YOU GUYS SNEAKING OUT? CAN I COME??

tabitha, yelling back: HELL YEAH

cable: this will go on for another 10 minutes. I’ll just wait.

domino: aw, just let ‘em go. it’ll be some good team bonding.

[humanundead]

rictor and boom-boom in x-terminators (1988)