sorry for how I acted when there were multiple noises happening at the same time
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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@seitnap
sorry for how I acted when there were multiple noises happening at the same time
u be listenin to music ?
I listen to women
im in her DMs saying PLEASE and THANK YOU
-the legend of the dragon balls-
Does anyone wanan play ants with me?
OK can i be the crumb
FUCK no your the wet soil pile
being horny is so fucking stupid. if you horny you’re immediately a dumbass. that person could literally just be wearing a t shirt and the sight of their collarbone feels like you just snorted a line of coke. god fucking forbid they wear pants rolled over their ankles. you’re foaming at the mouth and crounched on the floor like a fucking animal. you catch the sight of (1) toned muscle? flatlined. dead.
OP are you okay
does it sound like im okay? does it fucking sound like-
#i just had to text this to a friend like#is this real????? is this what its actually like????? its not a fanfic thing played up for the Yearning Fantasy??????#they confirmed it real#?????????#allo people im so sorry i feel like i should say sorry bc this sounds so inconvenient?????????#i feel like that day i did in college before i knew what ace was#when my friends were like 'no lindsey getting frustrated when youre not getting laid is real'#wh a t
every time i hear about sexual desire i have this Deep Conviction that its all an elaborate prank being played on younger generations, like santa and the easter bunny, but no i can actually trick people into buying stuff by putting a pretty face on the cover
#is it not the case that until someone has established themselves as interesting#they are not quite as visually appealing as a particularly nice piece of furniture?#but once they are sufficiently interesting#their face becomes fond to you?#and she was all that is not how this works
Yeah, I very devoutly believed it was all a hoax for years too. I thought it was one of those stupid media tropes that has only the loosest relationship to reality. The Santa metaphor is a good one too, because I kind of had the attitude of ‘come on, you can’t fool me, that’s just ridiculous, why would anyone believe that’. Then I finally described my view on the matter to someone, and they were like, ‘Dude, you are incredibly asexual, you know that right?’.
And I started researching, and was like, huh. Well damn. That explains a lot.
It seems more and more like there are two kinds of "Don't Know I'm Ace" experience
• I Am Broken
• Everyone Else Has Been Bamboozled By Media
(I was 100% the latter)
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