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@selenelissyrouth-blog
“I don’t know why you insist on harassing me for having an Apple Watch. Yerevan is the capital city of Armenia. It’s like my second home. And I have seen Terminator. All of them, actually.”
“Mostly because it annoys you. Oh well you learn something new everyday. Then you know the machines will turn against mankind and enslave or kill us all.”
“...I see. Well, could you maybe find a different way to annoy me?”
“Pfft. They’d enslave or kill everybody but me. I’d convince them to spare me. I’m crafty like that.”
“That makes sense, I guess. I used to have a really shitty immune system so I just never want to take that chance. I would recommend it, though, for next year.”
“And I forgot to ask…I could bring you some soup or something, if you’d like. I gave myself the day off.”
“I’ll definitely look into it. And that…would be sweet of you. I was wondering if taking a walk would be good for me? Clear the sinuses. Stop me feeling sorry for myself.”
“Good! And if you’d like, I can bring you some soup. Maybe take that walk with you to make sure you don’t die.”
“Protip, what always helps me is taking a hot shower, or making pasta and sticking your face above the pot. Steam helps a lot.”
“I’m judging you so much right now. I had to spend the week traveling to conferences. And may or may not have firm up plans to buy out a little tech company in Yerevan.”
“I’d like to think that machines would view me as their benevolent creator.”
“What did i do? Sounds fun. What the fuck is a Yerevan? I think you’re a little deluded there, clearly never seen terminator.”
“I don’t know why you insist on harassing me for having an Apple Watch. Yerevan is the capital city of Armenia. It’s like my second home. And I have seen Terminator. All of them, actually.”
“Yeah, the flu like puts you into the hospital because you just can’t function. I had it once and never again. That’s why I get my flu shot every year. It’s terrible. Besides, most pharmacies have walk-in clinics for vaccines, and the side effects aren’t that bad. You’re a tiny bit fatigued for one day. And while you can sometimes get a different strain of the flu after getting the flu shot, it’s unusual.”
“I wouldn’t really know and guess I never bother cause I rarely get sick. They say teacher’s build up great immune systems, just being around it all year. Maybe i’ll think about it for next year then…probably. I think anything is better then this feeling.”
“That makes sense, I guess. I used to have a really shitty immune system so I just never want to take that chance. I would recommend it, though, for next year.”
“And I forgot to ask...I could bring you some soup or something, if you’d like. I gave myself the day off.”
“It’s a good thing I love what I do, or else the past week would have really annoyed me. At least something exciting came of it…”
“…..Terminators come back and try to kill your or something? One day these machines will revolt…attack of the apples watches.”
“I’m judging you so much right now. I had to spend the week traveling to conferences. And may or may not have firm up plans to buy out a little tech company in Yerevan.”
“I’d like to think that machines would view me as their benevolent creator.”
“Probably not. You’d know if it was the flu. You’d feel like you were legitimately dying.”
“Besides, if you got a flu shot, it probably wouldn’t be a problem.”
“Okay…then I don’t have flu. That’s a relief. Yeah, no time to get a flu shot. You have to book those things and I work pretty much 24/7. Plus I hear they ain’t 100% accurate and that they can have nasty side effects.”
“Yeah, the flu like puts you into the hospital because you just can’t function. I had it once and never again. That’s why I get my flu shot every year. It’s terrible. Besides, most pharmacies have walk-in clinics for vaccines, and the side effects aren’t that bad. You’re a tiny bit fatigued for one day. And while you can sometimes get a different strain of the flu after getting the flu shot, it’s unusual.”
“Never say never, I guess. But if it’s just a little cold, then shouldn’t it be…affecting you less?”
“I don’t like it. Who knows…maybe it’s flu…oh god I don’t want flu. Is flu bad?|
“Probably not. You’d know if it was the flu. You’d feel like you were legitimately dying.”
“Besides, if you got a flu shot, it probably wouldn’t be a problem.”
“I mean, people get sick, it happens…but have you considered going to a doctor?”
“It does not happen to me, ever. You can’t be sick when you get ill. And no, not for a little cold.”
“Never say never, I guess. But if it’s just a little cold, then shouldn’t it be...affecting you less?”
“How can I be sick? I cannot be sick. I have not been sick since I was like…six. I refuse to sick. I’m not gonna let myself.”
“I mean, people get sick, it happens...but have you considered going to a doctor?”
This is where I’ve been for the past week. I can’t wait to go back.
"It's a good thing I love what I do, or else the past week would have really annoyed me. At least something exciting came of it..."
routh tech gala.
Ouch…that sounds like the opposite of fun. I feel you, though. Jetlag is the worst.
Where did you fly in from?
“It is, totally. Especially if you travel often, it just fucks with your head.”
“Sri Lanka. Stayed there a couple of months. I hope I didn’t miss much around here.”
Yup. I know that feel...and it is not a good feel.
Oooh, did you like it there? I went to Sri Lanka on vacation when I was in undergrad and I loved it. As for not missing much, I wouldn’t know about that. I just moved back here a couple of months ago.
“I swear, jet-lag shouldn’t still be absolutely wrecking me four days after a flight.”
“I’ve been purely surviving on coffee lately.”
Ouch...that sounds like the opposite of fun. I feel you, though. Jetlag is the worst.
Where did you fly in from?
Are you implying you’d unfairly target your landlord for enforcing a rule against pets that’s spelled out in black and white on the lease agreement, the binding contract that you willingly signed?
Good plan, new guy. (You’ll always be new guy.)
I would not say that, that would be illegal to do such a thing and I would never do it. Abusing my authority to get a puppy, is not something I could do.
Right…well…cheers princess.
Suuuure. I believe you.
See, the difference is that you’re actually the new guy to town. I’m not actually an annoying, bratty princess-type. There are tons of those in this town. I’m not one of them.
Cops are still subject to renter’s laws.
Your job can’t get you out of everything, new guy.
Oh they are, just like landlord’s are still subject to parking laws. We have an agreement.
And i’m not really new guy…
Are you implying you’d unfairly target your landlord for enforcing a rule against pets that’s spelled out in black and white on the lease agreement, the binding contract that you willingly signed?
Good plan, new guy. (You’ll always be new guy.)